ITT: Borders Create Cum

soo sexy
out of all the sexies in south america, brazil has the best borders
OH YEAAA

absolutely delicious

looks like a fucked up loaf of bread, but it'll do

just like their people, their borders are ugly as fuck

except this one

FUCK
OH FUCK
I just ejactulated to the obtuse chode. C'mon fags, you know you're sexually attracted to borders. I started the train, keep it going

Mmmm fuck me harder Daddy Habsburg.

Ok

Not gonna lie to you man that's hot

Angola and Ethiopia are nice

I know right. Who doesn't wanna be penetrated by Austrians, Germans, Italians and Poles all at once?

Not sexy at all, looks like a puzzle that's missing a Mongolia shaped piece

>t. mao

Them Slavs know how to draw

It looks like someone took a giant red shit.

I think it looks better without Mongolia. Including Mongolia+outer Manchuria though looks pretty nice.

What could've been...

>huge landmass connected by only a small strip
Disgusting

Fixed it.

Kill yourself

Keep a small bit of the hat free

Best US Canada border is the one where Alaska is Canadian

What do you think of Imperial Brazil's borders? Aren't they sexier?

>that big horizontal line bordering Bolivia, before Acre was adquired
>the Cisplatine Province (present day Uruguay), like a penis entering Argentina's mouth
>that beautiful northern border resembling an arrow adjacent to the upper Rio Negro

What a handsome polity

The region of Grao Para looks sexy on it's own, but when applied with the whole of Brazil, the horizontal line becomes an obscenity. Plus it makes Bolivia look like a pencil-penis getting a handjob from someone standing up

>be Brazil
>can't hold Uruguay against a country with 1/5th of your population
I think someone else got dicked during that war m8.

Brazil lost on land, but won the naval war in this conflict. Plus the state was bankrupt.

What about the states?

>Minas Gerais.
Orgulho.

bahia is sexy af - perfection

Met a swedish guy that lived on Juncal street in Montevideo, died 4 years ago in a fire...

>Brazil lost on land, but won the naval war in this conflict.

>Casualties and losses:
>Brazil: 12 ships captured, 3 burnt
>Argentina: No ships lost

???

>Made by whites
>Ugly as fuck
Not surprised