Dick size is fitness

>go to gym
>everyone has a noticeable bulge except me
how big does your flaccid D need to be for that bulge anyway? while i'm not the biggest guy in the world im 7 inches erect 4 inches flaccid which should be a decent size but i sure as hell pack no bulge at all. Do all these guys have semi boners while they're lifting or what?

Stop looking at Dicks you fag, if you want a bulge get a chub going simple as, now fuck off

I have to wear a speedo under my trunks at the beach because the bulge is too revealing, especially when I'm wet.
When there are just a few people at the beach I don't care but when it's crowded it's embarassing. And my gf seems to make me hard on purpose

It's the dick-balls combo that does that, I'm not even that big

bulge confirmed for not being practical

I've said this before; growers are the master race. My dick is only 6 inches long but being a "shower" I have to find creative ways of hiding it in public. People ask why I don't wear tighter jeans, that's why. Mothers in public will give you condemning eyes because they think you're getting a boner in public. Girls will give you weird looks. It sucks. So, loose fitting clothes it is. I fucking wish my ding dong turned into a 2" convenient tuckaway donger.

my flaccid is like 2 inches so it just sticks out

I thought I was the only one but I extent to 6 1/2 inches

Same, around 3 incher flaccid, 6.2 erect

Also 7 incher here, I sometimes have a bulge, sometimes I don't. The hot/cold rule only holds up so much, I've had a bulge while working out in the cold and I've had no bulge while relaxed in summer. It's random so if you get hung up on it you'll only suffer.

>micropenis 1'' - 2'' flaccid
>7'' erect

god and his games

same, baby 2 inch dick flaccid but just over 6 inch hard

every guirl ive had sex with has commented how strange it is and they play with it after sex when its flacid like a little button

they like making it go soft then hard to see how much it grows

how big are you though?

same here, interestingly they are really keen on sucking it, and like how it grows in their mouth

I know it sounds stupid, but am I the only person in the world that has a larger flaccid dick than erect? I'm 4.5 inches flaccid, but shrink down to 4 inches when I'm hard. What's wrong with me?

try to position your balls more in the front of your underwear

It's all about the taint. I have a 3 inch flaccid dicc and my bulge looks pretty thicc because my taint is 4 inches long.

>mfw 3" flaccid
>just over 7" erect
feels weird man

That sounds really unusual. I want to see

>he's not taking viagra before going to gym
Do you even want to make it?

Veeky Forums

wtf?

I think I get what you're saying but goddamn that was a weird way to put it

"everybody on fit has huge dicks"

>2 inches soft
>5.5 inches hard

feels average
i want to die

>tfw 5 inches

Lol it feels average because it is average. If you have above average girth you aren't too bad off though.

How awkward is for the big dick guys to use this machine?

>its that episode where every Veeky Forums user has big dick

Not an issue, its mostly hidden by the fold of my gym shorts and gravity. The things I really have problems with are reverse planks or anything involving lying on my back.
>people make eye contact with my bulge, then eye contact with me
>I just want my gains

>2" flaccid
>9" erect

>9" flacid
>21" errected
I train everyday, so nothing weird

Am i completly retarded or does that graph make zero sense, 99% have >8 inches, wut?

You are retarded.

No, you're bigger than 99% if you have 8 inches.

Those are percentiles mate, so yeah you are retarded.

1" to 4.5" here
>6'2
>trex legs
wife seems pleased though, she is tight as can be

Feels good man to be in the top 10-20% of dick sizes, youll know at least you're not small. But remember only 20% of men get to fuck a lot fo grills so the average studs penis is bigger (heard countless whores tell me a about a bigger dick though I'm 7.1 erect, but still bottom out in them)

This. 7.25 erect, and I still can't get away from girls who have taken monster dicks.
It's a nightmare.

You gotta learn to pound like a champ and treat them like a real whore in bed. They always want more. Ofc I don't care one bit if they tell me that, I just usually spank them and call them a dirty whore if they tell me something stupid like that. Even feminist grills stfu after that.

And btw about spanking, spank so it actually hurts them, bitches like it that way.

this, my GF was amazed how a dick can grow well over to twice its flaccid size, she had always assumed dicks only grow like an inch max. And apparently most other women think this too

17cm

It's all about the balls. If your scrotum is all cold and tight it will push your cock out. Hot n saggy balls won't really push your dick out

This

Thats legit not normal, go see a doc

It really shouldn't. It just means you have to find loose size queens to fuck. Even if you managed to get a tight pussy to put it in, you'd just ruin it and turn it into loose beef curtains.

A feminist wouldnt be a size queen in the first place. You get away with that shit because the ones you attract are all loose whores to begin with

>bitches like it that way
Yea, except for the ones who don't. Nice fantasies though bro

I never thought this. It wss clear when i had my first bf at 13 that penis grows a lot when they get happy . You guys sound retarded. Didn't you take sex ed ffs?

>haha yea bro you just gotta destroy that pussy and call that bitch a fucking whore until she becomes intoxicated with your COCK. shit is so cash, it's just like in my chinese girl cartoons

me on the right

this sounds adorable

pls post pics ;_;

hahaha not thinking feminist are not the biggest whores since they have 'power' to fuck anybody they want,
lefty cuck confirmed

Yeah so its gonna fit me, and yes I've loosened up most the grills I've fucked anyway unlike 2 grills who were real loose whores in about 50 grills

Wtf, you've never fucked a slut? And obviously a bitch with a mouth is gonna get treated like a bitch, what did u expect u dumbass, and having long lasting stamina in bed IS really important since grills usually dont bust a nut in 60s like you do mister

>not letting a loose wet pair of Bermuda shorts show off a flopping dick every time you stand up

M8 if you wear glasses you get a free pass to seeing every woman stare at your crotch every time you move. They're always looking when they don't see where your eyes are at.

>bulges are exclusively dick
Nigga, my balls got to go somewhere. I've always had trouble with underwear and pant inseams because they're either too loose, or my balls have nowhere to go.

having big balls for it to rest on really pushes it to the forefront, I don t even have to try to show it off.

I'm 6(sometimes6.5)"x6.5". Plus my dick looks like one of those Dragon dildos (curved). Am I cursed to never fuck a high test whore bros?!

Until you have a 6 inch taint u aint shit nigga

>tfw asian dicklet

How do I compensate?

my dick twin

Tongue game

what's the ideal dick curvature ?


I've heard that women prefer a slightly upwards curved dick because it reaches the g spot easier

In this thread so far there has been 1 dick under 6 inch erect length and around half are 7 inch or above erect length. Are the stats wrong or do autism genes have an effect on penile size?

inb4 dicklet, 7x6 here.

Selection bias and e-statting. The only people that are gonna post their dick stats are the ones with above average dicks, and even then they're gonna inflate the numbers a little. Kinda like how you did lol.

>males with above average/big dicks are more likely to post about it than dicklets

damn who would have thought ?

guess all your genetics went into your dick, huh.

>dicklett
>even if I got a gf she would just leave me
lads...

Then why are a whole lot of posts here manlets? I don't lie about my height (5'10") and I'm not lying about dick size, it's not really even bragging. In my experience its seems that 6x5 would be optimal, as at my size regular condoms don't fit and you can run into some problems with the average girl, especially when it comes to girth.

100% srs, why lie on a Hungarian surfing forum?

It's just a mixture of ego that hasn't been validated and insecurity. When you're insecure you either make up lies about others to make them insecure as well or you lie about yourself to give yourself a delusional ego boost.

Mate, there was at least 5 posts above this that talked about having sub 7 inch dicks. Take your micro and get out

I think I'm something like 2" when entirely unaroused and the weather isn't too warm.

I'm almost 7.5" when fully erect.

I enjoy not having to worry too much when wearing shorts etc.

>2 inches soft
look at this guy and his pool noodle

It has more to do with posture and taint length than the actual length of your dick.

If you lie about your height, you're probably gonna have to make up a weight that goes along with that height. It's much easier to lie about your dick (that you'll never post) than your height

>tfw 6.5x6
>feels like i have a micropenis

Maybe i should drop all this fucking porn

>Six inch girth
Haha sure buddy

Do any of you guys ever get a half chub in the middle of a set of squats or something? It's only happened to me on squats and leg raises. I never know what to do.

became my gf (male).

Dude theres no point in lying since my dick is acceptable and big in most cases, my current measure is 6.7 but my best was a little over 7 when I was low bf and more horny

Also why the fuck would I care about your dick size, the only people who care about your dick size are size queens and they are rare and have loose vaginas for the most part. So i.e. just post your real dick size faggots

T. Taintlet

>have big flaccid dick
>do pullups solely so I can mire it in the mirror

tfw fatty and sitting at 6" long with >1" hidden by fat pad
feels bad. still 6" girth tho.

Average taint is 2.5". It also sounds like a joke but out of all the insecurities people here have, a small taint is the one that actually indicates a lack of masculinity. Not even dick size. The taint determines sperm count and test levels. Look it up.

Significantly more common than Veeky Forums would have you believe

Not sure how I would measure it though. From the asshole to where? Where do you stop? The base of the dick as felt through the scrotum skin? Serious question.

How do i know if im a taintlet

>workout
>1 inch dick
>relaxed
>5 inch dick
still dicklet but this is just weird

heard you gain an inch of penis showing for every 25 or so lbs you lose.. facts or lies

>no replies
Oh fuck guys tell me I'm not the only one

> 5ft of pubic fat

I have lost 80 lbs so far and have not made and dick gains. My fat pad will never go away.

just poke the area above or around (ew) your dick. how deep can you go? on a non-fat person there's almost nothing there, straight to the bone. you'll know precisely how much you can lose, or gain.

i have a big bulge but its my thunder thighs force my average size scrotum forward and then my average size dick sits on top of it (actually working out takes away bloodflow so smaller)

Please don't give me another insecurity.
I was fine with my face, height, dick size and hand size before I came here.

Don't forget your neck and wrist widths.

Neck is good at least. But I'll never be 6'4, why even live?

>be me
>4-5 inchs flaccid
>8 inches erect

Feelsgoodman

Even worse when wearing shorts similar to pic.

>everyone on Veeky Forums has massive cocks

gspot is less than 3.6 inch deep in the pussy if your erect is lower than that you should become gay and get yourself fucked by some asian

Stop frauding yourself. You need to recognize your flaws to improve yourself. Face, height, frame, neck, jaw, chin, skin, taint, wrists, eyes, eyebrows, lips, FHWR...everything matters, no amount of coping will change this. Lookspill = truth = freedom

what the fuck are you talking about

lol