Mires thread

>Be me, 19yr old uni student
>6'0" 185 pounds, 14-15% bodyfat so it's not like I'm even that cut
>Wearing a white tee and jeans in my chem lab
>Lab partner is a retarded but cute as fuck brunnette sorority girl who copies off of me, does literally zero work
>Still let her because we have socials with her sorority and I don't want her bad mouthing my frat
>Our lab is at 9AM so this bitch always brings in a Starbucks coffee with her
>One morning she knocks it over
>Splatters everywhere on my fucking shirt and jeans
>It was hot as fuck so I immediately went over to the sink and splashed myself with cold water
>Take my shirt off and ask TA if I can go change and not mark me absent
>TA is a 25 year old chubby female, stares for a little then stutters out "o-ok"
>Lab partner is literally eye fucking my belt line and chest
>Pretend not to notice then leave and come back 20 mins later with a new shirt on
>Hook up with her at our shotgun wedding themed social
>Dated her for a semester and a half
>Split up on mutual terms
>Actually really good friends now
>FeelsGoodButALittleWeirdMan

Pic related

>brings coffee
>to chem lab

what kind of meme-uni is this?

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Every single sorority girl at my college gets starbucks in the morning. Every morning during fall/winter its a huge line of uggs, XL size tee shirts, leggings, or a patagonia sweater

And every STEM major has mandatory lab every year

What kind of CC do you go to

are you retarded or some shit?
do you also eat pizza in pic related?

>be me 5'8 195

>going to college

>qt "lesbian" girl always flirting with me

>touching my chest, arms, miring my nerdy lame flexing jokes

>looking for excuses to draw girly shit on all my papers and shit

>bout to take her to pound town

manlets can make it guise

>that guy who actually pays attention to the lab warnings about food and drink

Yeah cause the entire lab takes place under a fume hood you retard

We have designated areas with desks and no chemicals where the TA goes over the lab and shit before we actually start

Try fixing your aspergers, you're that kid that nobody wants to be lab partners with

>that guy who goes to "college" somewhere where these rules are not taken seriously
ask the professor if he can cook meth with you since you're probably in some bootleg "alternative pharmacy", not a university

Any serious labs will bar any food or drinks from entering the premise. This is especially true in uni, because students are retarded. Even more so when its freshmen.

>you're that kid that nobody wants to be lab partners with

Is that supposed to be bad?

>no retards to slow down your work
boo hoo, so sad :'(

stories like that should always come with pics

>Any serious labs

user wouldn't know about those tho

Not the person you're replying to, but I go to a private school on the east coast known for its stem programs; most of our lab rooms are split into 2 where food and drink is allowed into the room but not past a certain point

Dont listen to him skellybro, 250g is a decent amount for someone weighing at around 80kg

I'm at 90kg and I still only tend to eat about 400g of chikken

>lmao lab rules are for NEEERDZ

> Dad said I looked bigger
That's it

Your austim is showing user

imagine how disappointed he would be if he saw you posting that anime shit

I frequently get this from girls I date

Idk if I'm going way below my standards or I'm just godly, either way I'm bretty happy

He probably can't even use chrome

>not teaching your dad to look for porn efficiently
you're a disgrace

nah i just do engineering so almost all our labs are nothing to with chemicals or whatever

>engineering

that explains why the assistant treats you like special ed kids.

enjoy your wonderful career path of staying at uni and conducting (((research))) while you slowly run out of money

nice digits though

What is it with us Veeky Forumsizens and spilling things on our shirts?

>be me
>out at the premiere of Deadpool with a bunch of other coed nerd friends
>saw movie, was p gud
>everyone is hungry af
>they decide on this burger/ steak place in town
>they serve shit named "the triple bypass" etc.
>literally like 3000+ kcal per sandwich, but the shit is so fucking good
>haven't had a single cheat day in over 2 months
>had done an extra 2 sets on core and arms so I agree
>haven't been to that place in over a year
>say fuggit, and go
>we order our food, and I get the most protein-loaded burger I can find
>take first bite, and the pickle, covered in sauce slips out of the side onto my shirt
>no fucks given, take off shirt and just wear my wife-beater tanktop
>catch one of the girls we're with, a mousy, quiet, otaku chick sitting next to me is just kinda cutting her eyes over at me every so often
>covertly look down at her, and see her hand is in her lap, looks like she's squeezing her thigh
>look a little harder, and she's pretty much over-the-clothes masturbating
>sperg and blurt out "femanon, what are you doing!?" in an unintentionally douchebag-sounding voice
>she immediately puts her hands at her side, and stares at the floor, obviously embarrased
>feel pretty bad about it, so downplay the whole situation
>convince her, with great difficulty, mind you, to join us at the bar that night
>get her drunk, dance with her for hours, and pretend to be her bf, so horny drunks would fuck off
>take her home, give her my number, and send her on her way
>apologize the next day for embarrassing her, and take her out to my favorite sushi place
>have a nice dinner, and send her on her way

Shortly after, I hooked her up with one of my gym bros. They're still dating. Feelsgoodman

>physics

I'm not a nigger, you mong.

o-oh shes. shes cute. oh fuck.

heres my mire story
>3 years ago, was 230, didnt realize everyone made fun of me behind my back
>bad acne, dandruff like crazy, literally wore the same fucking outfit every day
>somehow get a job, its suspicious as fuck, but everyone treats each other like family
>eventually one of the cooks who can speak english tells me im a fat ass and needs to do something
>pats me on shoulder "i know you can, man, i was there"
Fast forward a few weeks
>decide fuck it, i go for runs every night
>it rains? i run. there's 4 inches of snow on the ground? i run.
>shit was fucking hard but i did it, i fucking did it
>i took down the mirror in my room because i would lose inspo every time i saw my fat
>would also start doing arm exercises, didnt have a car and there was no local gym, so i did whatever i could at home
Fast forward 3 months
>go to eat at work with friend, we get a pizza and devour that shit
>as im leaving, manager stops me
>fuck she wants me to work a double or something, fuck
>"user, have you been working out?"
>"y-yeah, why?"
>"I knew it! You look a lot thinner!"
>go home and hang up mirror
>holy shit my jawline
>holy shit barely any mantits
>holy shit

And then fast forward to today and I put on all the weight again lmao awesome gonna kill myself

I was asked out by a girl
> be me
> 6'1 170Ib 7-8/10 brown boy
> have early morning classes plus one late night lecture
> before lecture girl ( let's say Emma) comes up to me for a pencil
> sit down next to me
> visibleconfution.jpeg
> leave with some friends
> she catches up
> we chat up
> friends spit off
> emma asks me to meet over coffee
> I don't drink coffee
> I propose lunch
> Emma agrees
Going to get some pussy

Manlets below 6ft getting mired is SUPER RARE. And most likely it was just pity mires because you HAVE to compensate.

When will they ever learn?

that fucking gif lol
saved af

>would rather count squares under a graph
>tfw we actually did that sometimes

You should watch American Psycho right now.

>students are now 'engineers' and 'physicists'

very triggered rn

Does having 800 unread messages on Hornet count? I'm a 6'2 195 white guy in Asia. Around 13 bf so not fit yet, but getting some size. Pic related.

>deadly max attempt
>lmao4pl8
>whole gym is staring
>two people clap, one comes up to me and congratulates me on my superhuman strength
going to normie gyms is pure bliss

Ann Arbor?

Mate, don't bother.
Yank chem undergrad is literally "if you mix the blue thing and the yellow thing, you sometimes don't get a green thing" for several years straight.

There's a reason >american education is a meme, their units do great research but are absolute garbage at undergrad/grad levels.

The alpha virgin

>the chad virgin

get your shit together you fuck

jhoihg

ex d3 offensive lineman

>white
Your not fooling anyone

Charge your battery user

My uni had split rooms for labs. You could have drinks and shit in one room but not the other.

You're*

>6'8
>met cousin (guy) I hadn't seen since I joined the army
>have hit the gym ever since
>"Holy shit bro, you got big!"
They can laugh about lanklets but we're all gonna make it bro

Masters in engineering here. Probably make more in a month than you do in 6. Stay mad friend.

What kept you from trying to go pro?

The secret to getting mired is to be 6'. Women have a naturally built in ability to detect the difference between 5'11 and 6' with laser-like precision in order to weed out manlets. And this is universal amongst all females.

You fucking moron. Lanklets are going to make it regardless if the are fit or not. Manlets won't simply because they are unaesthetic compensating gnomes.

I literally did that fucking some tinder thot and she started laughing.
>feltbadman

wear and tear on my body,and my dream is to coach HS football in a small town.

Well Veeky Forums kepp saying it's near impossible for tall guys to gain mass. But then again it's Veeky Forums so it's not lik I take it as a serious argument

You are genuinely an autistic homosexual.

the pain of long arms + the bench press makes us stronger.we will make it user.

It's okay bro
I just don't like coffee and there's a lot of restaurants near my college

usually lurk in these threads plus it looks like it amost dead and i got my first one a few days ago so ill go

>be me
>supreme skelly 5' 8" 115 lbs
>decide to go to gym over the summer
>go hard
>gain 12 lbs lean muscle, really no fat
>pretty significant difference in how I look
>get a very nice haircut and actually wear shirts that fit me
>walking in hallway, see old friend I havent seen in months
>damn user you look swole, I barely recognize you! got big over the summer huh all that stuff
>girl he is walking with agrees
>going to be late to class
>just thumbs up and walk away

felt really good but am i autistic?
what is the best way to respond
this is also the first mire other than my mom...

>used to be 170lbs at 189cm
>skinnyfat with emphasis on the skinny
>6 months later after doing a fair bit of calisthenics but kinda shit at sticking to a routine
>185lbs
>parents and co-workers say I've buffed up
>I literally can't see any difference unless I flex a specific way in the mirror and still feel like a weak skinnyfat
Feels weird desu

It was a surfing island, pretty much everyone but uggos and skinny fat things were top less already.
They just didn't expect that an asian could be as shredded.

Got a wake up call from it though, one buddy who used to lift with me was also in that trip, he stopped lifting for maybe 6 months already and his gut is fucking huge.
Another wake up call was from other surfers, a fuck lot of people were larger than me.

Now that I've returned, I'll be lifting 6x a week and will be boxing 7x a week.

>I literally can't see any difference
This, maybe I am inconsistent

Yeah, I feel like taking progress pics for yourself is a good idea, I just never bothered because I figured "Hey I'll notice anyway"

15 pounds later and I didn't, at all

>start lifting at the beginning of May
>take it seriously and never miss a day, diet is on point
>5'9" 175lbs
>go from 1pl8 diddly to 3pl8, empty bar to 2.5pl8 squats, empty bar to body weight bench
>barely look any different than when I started
>no mires yet

Maybe next summer I guess.

Neither have I, if I feel my arms and shit then I can tell they've gotten bigger clearly; but as for noticing it visually I don't see much change. A girl at Wal-Mart was eye-fucking me earlier today though, so I guess that means I'm making some progress and getting mired

>5'9"
I know you're tired of hearing about it but it's probably your height.

stop doing strength training then

hornet is a gay dating app

>start lifting again in February
>taking it seriously this time
>PPxPPx clean bulk to 165lbs, 5'10", 1.5pl8 bench, 3pl8 dead
>at subway with uni classmates and qt
>get a footlong sub while everyone else gets 6 inches
>"am I the only one getting a footlong? Now I feel fat!"
>qt laughs in shock and says "what are you talking about? You're REALLY fit!"
>laugh it off and say "yeah but I'm not doing myself any favours!"

Not a lot but feels good

Back to school mires are the best. Got a couple already

>thumbs up and walk away

>5'9

That's why.

T. 6'3 aryan alfa

>eat a lot (quarter kg of chicken and veggies 4 times a week)

OP... easy on the chicken

>And thanks :) you are awesome

beta response, should have just asked for the number straight up

Spent all day at a house party with a big slip and slide set up in the yard
>girl I've been hooking up with invited me
>decide to dress obnoxious as fuck
>wear electric blue short short bathing suit with a lime green tank top that has my own face printed on it.
>fuck it, this party is like 40 minutes away and I don't know these people
>most everyone there are MDs or nurses at a nearby hospital, ages 25-32ish
>catch one of the cuter obgyn girls mirin my arms
>girl that brought me is being noticeably clingy and defensive
>take off shirt to slip n slide for drinking games
>one of the flabby MDs says "dude you don't have to be flexing"
>mfw I'm not flexing at all
>start playing drinking games involving the slip and slide
>everyone is greased up with soap
>in between rounds bellow that I need to be greased up for the next game
>qt obgyn squirts some of the soap on me and get really flustered as I lather up
>later she asks me to be her beer pong partner
>I keep overshooting and she just tells me I "must just be too strong for it"
>afterwards I give her my number (I asked her for her but my phone was dead)
>more slip n slide time
>girl that brought me starts getting pissed, pulls me aside and says I've been ignoring her
>apologise (she's a really sweet girl and I had been getting lost in the party) and resolve to be better
>spend the rest of the night hanging by her and playing jackbox games
>after we leave we go to an empty park parking lot and get in the backseat of her car
>fuck like animals
>best sex I've had in ages, the kind where afterwards you both just sit in stunned silence and say "wow"
>her legs are shaking so bad I have to drive her car home for her
>leave, drive back to my place
>get home at like 3am, plug in phone to find a text from obgyn qt and a Facebook friend request
Feels good. Fucking hell everything hurts though. Bruised the shit out of pelvis on the slip'n'slide, burned out my abs on sex, and messed up my shoulder in the cramped back seat.

The shirt made it out okay though, right?

>kilogram of chicken for almost a week
breh i eat half a kilo per day or equivalent in other meats, on top of that dairy and more

you need to eat more

>decide to go to gym over the summer
>gain 12 lbs lean muscle, really no fat

Stats?

post pic of outfit pls

>Go from 285lbs at 5'8 obese to 195lbs in under a year
>Low carb works great
>get phat booty latina gf, have sex no less than 4 times a week
>Get comfortable, anxiety hits at some point and gain 20lbs
>now in open relationship
>withing 24 hours of that already playing with a coworkers ass at work and planning to smash
>get tinder girls number within 3 messages and says im too gorgeous for her
>picrelated.WUT
>eventually agree to meet at a local cvs later this week and says shes really into public sex
>will hopefully get a bj in that cvs bathroom or in my car atleast

Almost surprised what confidence can do, i still remember the days where talking to a girl was literally difficulty because how self conscious I was. Keep going bros and if you fall off the wagon think about this, when you get back on your body is refreshed and ready to make GAINS. Training on and off for 6 months and putting on 20 pounds then coming back to a 4 day upper about 2 weeks in and already im starting to see slight improvements.

Cont? I already have my dick out you might as well

>manlet projecting

incel pls

Manlets are NEVER mired by FEMALES confirming your story as FAKE.

but the Veeky Forums definition of manlet has nothing to do with real life

No, females can detect the height gap between 5'11 and 6' with LASER PRECISION, therefore rendering ANYONE under 6' useless.

Females can't even tell the difference between 5'10 and 6.

okay i didnt realise the shitposting first. but honestly, it just shows how fucked and superficial americans are. like if the height distribution was the exact same, but an inch was slightly smaller suddenly a lot of people would pass who currently fail the 6'0 bar. like no one would say i need someone to be at least 6'1,5
glad im not american

it's a meme

>THE CHAD VIRGIN
OH GOD WHAT HAS Veeky Forums CREATED

that was an unnecessarily long story