Describe Chad in 3 words

Definitely not you

Doesn't
Even
Try

Fat by thirty

That music... Cant escape the Unk

Report
Chad
Threads

would succ dicc

I
Am
Chad

Not a ppsh for a change but a ppd 40. Nice.

abs
jawline
confidence

Height
Face
Frame

Really, I can't stand this trend of incel, lookism mental illness. I mean, you have so many place to post this shit but yet they come here to try and tear down people who are trying to better themselves.
It's just crab in a pot mentality..

Like nigger what is the point? I bet chad posters are liberals

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Nazi Space Marine

just
be
urself

Chicks
With
Dicks

R 9 K

Dosen't give a fuck

Is water bottle theory legit?

counting words is for losers

I'm Chad faggots

Intelligent, Assertive, Charismatic.

everything
you're
not

Which one?

You mean the theory that plastic water bottles contain xenoestrogen? Yeah its true IMO.

Just carry glass water bottles with you.

>Male fashion model

That guy is probably gay

cope

white
chiseled
6'1 (minimum)

you must meet these requirements to be chad status

>cereal
>whipped cream
>fruit juice
>alcohol
n-never gonna make it manlet

What about metal?

AND FUCKS STACY

Ouch!
Wow!
Dang!

/thread

BIG
HAIRY
AND PINK

E S L

metal always makes my water taste like shit
honestly cant stand it
just buy a cheap glass water bottle from aliexpress

Fuck. He seems like a nice guy, but it still hurts that no matter how hard I try I won't be like him.

that guy is way too non-built to be a Chad, lift moar

socialy skilled breh

You hit the BOOKS HARD, while Chad eats pizza

Girls look at your detailed proofs and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad’s proofs and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the rigour thing".

Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING

Why haven't you mathcels learnt yet?

It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.

>those tiny legs

Not
Your
Bf

honestly if you have this kind of attitude just fucking kill yourself

thats a nice painting

>Dad was some rich Jew/Italian/Sandnigger
>Mom was a tall white prostitute
>Tall
>Fratboy
>Will quit college to become an "entrepreneur" and make money off of selling advice books to desperate betas

Lean
handsom
rich

Horizon milk good shit

Toned, strong, alpha

face frame height

IT'S NOT FAIR

>the crippling cope

0 existential problems.

>wow!
>ouch!
>wew!

born that way

Elite genetic specimen

CHAD EATS PIZZA

did i do gud

he's gay

just buy VOSS or other brands for less than $3 and reuse the bottle

fucking nice dick

winner by default