Veeky Forums my 16 year old cat is dying and pretty upset

Veeky Forums my 16 year old cat is dying and pretty upset
Can we have a humor thread so I can laugh the pain away

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Eat your cat for macros
He would have wanted you to make it

eat your cat now so it's life force can become one with your gains
thus having be a part of you and your swoll mass forever and ever
this is the only way to treat your friend with any respect in his last days

I lost my first cat to a heart attack
I lost my second cat to Feline infectious peritonitis
And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse

My third cat wandered on the road outside the front of my house and a dog killed her

I wish those cats never got me as an owner, granted I couldn't have saved the first two...

Sex your cat.
Eat its intestines.
Post pics.

Mom, /tv/ is leaking again!

But she is staving herself to death and the vet might want us to put her down. I doubt I can get much from skin a bones senpai

sorry man, if only we could lift the feels

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Put my dog down last week. I didn't ask for this.

probably gonna have to do the same to my 11 year old dog. doc is thinking he's got a brain tumor, he definitely doesn't act the same and has trouble moving and eating

I had to lift my dog to bring him outside on his last day. He was a big old golden retriever. He was put down on my lawn with his family around him.

I guess those dead-lifts were good for something, weren't they old friend.

This

My lifts today are dedicated to your cat, user. Losing a pet is always hard, but remember all the good times you shared.

TFW had to carry old golden to her final hunting grounds in the back yard. Puppers chasing those tennis balls in the great beyond

It's just a shitty cat. Fucking get a new one.

shouldn't you stay with your cat until he is free from this physical plane?

Thank you user
I'm not sure if I should post my cat since we need some humor in here

Just broke up with my gf of 2 years 2 weeks ago.

I loved this girl more than anything, but we became more distant and her bipolar disorder was getting out of control, so she left me.

Since we broke up she's become very self destructive, started to self harm again.

Somehow I haven't been sad, just intensely angry, so I've been hitting the gym to let it out.
The sadness comes out at night.

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Damn that's exactly what happend to mine two weeks ago. I've skipped a workout to dig a proper grave in the nearby forest.
Here, have a warm hug not from me but from this dudde.

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youtube.com/watch?v=294hTLgfbNU

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what the fuck

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If you've watched this video and don't realise that Jason is a satirical comedian then I have some bad news for you...

This guys seems like he has some actual aspergers of some sort.