FPH

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>fried mozerella
>vegetable
Jesus fuck I'm a fatty and I can't even ear that.

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>fried mozzarella

subtle... here's a (You)

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literally cant imagine being this beta

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>and it still had a bar of battery left
They blew it.

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>fit people are boring
>okay yeah maybe it's bad to be morbidly obese but DUDE BACON LMAO
Fat people must be purged. Reposting a classic.

Run. Just run dude. Get her to send you nudes or something so that you can counter her blackmail. And fucking run. You are in an abusive relationship and the longer you spend in it the worse the long term damage is going to be.

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Fuck you

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Leave now user. Everyone knowing about your micropenis is much better than staying in an abusive relationship. You need to take control of your life because you will never find happiness while you are with her. Sure it's going to suck for a while after the breakup but the sooner you break up the sooner you will be happy. Also keep us updated on your situation. I care about you and want to see you make it.

what is happening here, this looks like it belongs in an 18th century still life painting.

Seeing this always makes me wince and rub my quads.
It's kind of sad, thinking of someone that may have once walked, jumped, and ran just wasting away sitting on a couch.
I'm glad at least to hear people calling out the fat commenter (let's be honest, she has a cartoon avatar, she's fat.) That's at least somewhat refreshing.

loser

Probably the only way to clean this beast. Can you imagine being so fat that you need to be hosed down like an elephant but still make no effort to lose weight?

>Break up with gf but am still friends with her friends
>They've all seen me naked in some capacity
>She is disarmed and can't lie about my dick
>They all like me better and don't believe her when she said I was emotionally abusive
>TFW I was

Looks like Nurgle

I genuinely can't fathom how anyone can get that big in the first place. I understand how you could not enjoy exercise and liking cheeseburgers and getting chubby as a result, but I genuinely don't understand how someone could shovel in the extraordinary amount of calories required to become obese and allow themselves to become so fucking fat they can't move.

you know who else liked cheeseburgers? rich piana .

its not about cheeseburgers its about absolute gluttony

>watching My 600 lb life
>fatty's playing Rollercoaster Tycoon
How am I supposed to hate her now?

Such a good fucking game.
Man I need to see if I still have that laying around somewhere at my parents place.

Rich Piana also carefully cultivated his body to make sure it was in tune with exactly what he wanted, most people don't like it, but its night and day difference from allowing yourself to become a cetacean through sheer apathy and hunger

just break up with her retard

but has NEVER given me head too"
WTF user I hope you are a troll, I broke up with a gf because she would not give head. Sex has to be good or people will cheat. I have never

you can get it real cheap on steam, and then you can download for free "OpenRCT2" which is a community driven mod, with heaps of improvements

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It's genuine mental illness mixed together with addiction and a tablespoon of denial. Just to get obese you have to be in denial about your weight, so I can easily see how someone who is already in denial and relies on food for comfort can balloon to this size. Especially due to the fact that their stomachs are stretched out so it takes more food to make them feel full. There are insane amounts of people in general who can not function and always run away from things instead of heading towards goals, and I understand why too. The world is a terrible place and just being is more than a lot of people can handle. Being an adult means understanding that the world is terrible but resisting the horrors of existence by having fortitude and actually striving towards something. People that spend their lives running away, whether that is through binge eating or drug use, they are still children. The basic answer to your question is that these people haven't grown up and probably never will. A large amount of the population are still children, especially in our current political landscape founded on "safe spaces". People need to be challenged in order to defend themselves and then mature as a result of that.

Best part about OpenRCT2 is the multiplayer.
Building up a park with other people is a blast.

I appreciate it my dude, will definitely do that.

trips of truth

no pizza? I am disappoint

queer

youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo

Just how ugly and fat herself did she have to be to fuck him?

>you have to measure every meal you eat to be fit
Who started this meme?

Dick move

What is this horrible place?

Oldfag here but these threads always take me back to my university days.

>be living in the dorms
>fat negress who lives on the second floor orders dominoes on the daily
>extra large with a side of chicken wings
>liter of Diet Coke
>one day she walks through the lobby to get her daily slop delivery, for some reason decides to eat it downstairs with me and my buddies watching
>strings of cheese fall all over her as she eats, she doesn't notice.
>she looks over after the second piece and realizes that we are all staring
>fake laughs, asks if we all want to have some
>why not, free pizza.
>ask her for her name, it's Asia.
>ask what her major is, it's Asian Studies.

stop

wew

i want to refine her for fuel after the apocalypse

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fuk

Lmao lost it

Oh I thought it was a dude, kinda like a twink looking for a bear

i love you mom

Not today, mother

To supersizing?

I had a fat flip gf once.

I miss her ;_;

You can tell from her writing style she's an oblivious tumblr whale herself.

>beats me a lot

Motherfucker, that should have been the instant you left. And if she insists on talking about your dick, and you absolutely have to retort, say she has a disgusting pussy or something. But better to just cut ties 100%.

Besides, as long as you just cut ties and never talk shit about her, any reasonable person who sees her talking all that shit will just assume she's being a petty, jealous bitch anyway.

Get yourself pozzed in a sauna and fuck her raw lol

you nigger

anything for mom

That's subtle as hell.

God I want to slap those bitch titties

Maybe she's her own project?

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

love u mom

Fuck you fat faggot

cunt

Spotted that

fu

Fug

Yygcffd

fu

Even the Great Unclean ones looks better than most of these people

fu

When you start to be comparable to fantasy characters known for their disgusting visage, you should be concerned.
Of course I'm sure they'll just bury this shame in more food.

(You)

Nice one

Thank you, kind doggo.

Look how beautiful it is.
#respect all Daemon sizes

>le bacon XD

>saw ex at my friend's wedding with her fiance
>she's definitely gained weight, though she's always been chubby
>still pretty much the hottest girl there

Reeeee

But honestly, some women can get a bit chubby and it will go to tits and ass and they'll actually look hot, even if they do have a slight belly. Then some women go all belly and look disgusting.

Bacon really is awesome.

What I don't understand is why its linked to unhealthy living and being a fat cunt.

>plenty of fat
>great protons

100g of bacon is close to 550 kcal and has about 42g fat and 37g protein.

Cook it in a small amount of good quality oil and its gr8, infinitely better food for a bulk than meme foods such as rice/pasta (which have shit calories for their weight; 300g cooked whole wheat pasta only has 516 kcal, which is shit caloric density).

those people really need to learn how red dot sights work

Brother, some chicks can handle a couple of pounds. Think of why you broke up and either fix yourself or realize you're better without it.
Braphogs are fuckin noice but it won't make your life fulfilling.
You can only eat so much ass; eventually you'll find you're full.

You do realise that the Daily Sport is notorious for it's spoof News? They once ran a front page story claiming that a London bus had been found on the moon.

Yeah, it turned out that the bus was from Manchester in the end.

I don't like you or that whale.

>fat people get laid more than athletes

Fake
She would have had an heart attack years ago. No way she could last 10 years.

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