Fat People Hate /fph/

Fat People Hate /fph/
The if you like fat chicks you are a degenerate monster edition.

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Pick one to fuck/marry/kill

Anyone got the one where the commenter asks why American soldiers keep getting with fat chicks?

no im good thanks dude

Can I switch up the order and just kill myself first?

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I'll just kill myself instead.

Let's not leave out fat guys.

No you guys can't just kill yourselves. This is not how the game works.

Poor Mexican Samwell tarly

What a ""feminist"" good grief

No one IRL cares who you're fucking, you're just responding to trolls on Insta

Kek. Seriously made me laugh out loud. That kid.

Women tend to care less about fat and to have more unorthodox preferences, pic is not exactly unrealistic

>warm marshmallowy insides

>she has beautiful stretch marks on her hips
There is nothing beautiful about stretch marks. Never was and never will be.
I get a preference for chub or whatever, but not fucking stretch marks. This is just bullshit.

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This is what a guy says to their girlfriend so they will continue to suck their dick. Don't take it too seriously, my man.

What if the stretch marks are on your arms from getting swole?

Seconded but for the multitude of stretchmarks on my thighs

one's a product of hard work

I almost had sex with for the first time with a fat girl once, but I couldn't stand her parents so I cut off the relationship. To this day I still wonder if I made the right choice because I'm still a virgin

don't give that shit up to people you don't find attractive, user.

You made the right choice.
Although once you fuck for the first time it becomes a much less daunting prospect which increases the chances of future sexual events. So the real question is; how fat was the fat chick?

You made the wrong choice.
t. 25 year old virgin in the same boat

Even if you die a virgin, it will be worth not giving that pleasure to a fatty.

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Is this actually true or is it dastardly shills

The one on the right isn't too bad

Without the bear fighting part, yeah. This isn't to say that bodybuilders up on stage are weak. Problem is that the cut they have to go through to get that incredible toned physique is very harsh on the body. I've had a couple of friends who have been up on stage strutting their stuff, and they confirm that the time they were at their least healthy (but perhaps most impressive) was up on stage.

I really want to stress that BOTH are impressive. Just because one is stronger than the other doesn't mean it's worse. They suit their own purposes and are both great achievements of the human body.

Get off a good fap then kill myself.

Of course she isn't. Not with all that airbrush their Photoshop guy put on her.

Mission failed, we'll get em next time.

You enjoy painted pigs?

this world needs to burn

Fucking all of them.

You made the right choice. I had three fat girls throughout middle school and high school offer me sex. The last one actually begged and told me I could do anal. Saved myself and a few months later I lost my V card to a 8/10 fit blond. Virginity is only as big a deal as you want to make it though. I didn't even mention it until I finished 2 minutes later.

you guys wish you were good enough to date a fat chick.

Yep, fat chicks can be quite a catch.

Yeah its a shame....if she wasn't a total piece of shit I might consider

HOnestly out of all those, the sex only 4 times a week is a deal breaker for me

probably bought that shirt from some feminist tumblr selling them for 50$ a piece to fund there fat girls in tv ads campaign

dude, most chicks have stretch marks. i don't think you know what stretch marks are; there are the big, purple, ripply ones on fat girls. and there's the pale, thin, scar tissue looking ones on thin girls from puberty. but most girls have one or the other.

Not sure of her weight- I never asked. But this is her. You can judge for yourself

>inb4 nigger

Originally it was a drawing reference. Now it keeps getting posted without context.

>Women tend to care less about X

Kek. Women are way more picky than guys ever were.

I'm a fit, white dude and I'm unironically attracted to fat brown girls, as long as they're curvy (big tits & ass)

deal with it

>you will never knock her up and run off leaving her to raise your baby

feels bad man

>muh curves
Kys hamhound

>You will allow me to look through your internet history and give me all of your password

>use private browsing
>dont tell her your email
>win
does anybody actually fall for this meme though? maybe its just me but, hypothetically, if a girl were a 10/10 for mebut wanted my internet shit I wouldnt go for it. Does anyone get that desperate?

I hope he typed that as a memoir to his wife that died of complications due to diabetes.

shit you not bro i had an ex who was like this. paranoid about the idea of me watching porn because she thought that was cheating.
i mean i still watched it but she never found out. it further escalated to her being upset if we were watching a movie and there happened to be a short scene with titties in it.

but did you give her your passwords and shit willingly or did you tell her to fuck off and she tried to snoop anyway?

Sad when a nice smile is wasted like that.

I fuck a fat girl whenever I'm depressed but I have never dated a fat girl. About 2 years ago I fucked the same fat girl for 6 months almost daily, and then I met my current girlfriend and stopped calling the fat girl or answering any of her text messages immediately. I'm laughing while typing this because I can't even remember her name now. It was a fat girl name like Beth or something.

not directly. all my passwords are already saved on my computer and phone. my computer isnt password protected so that couldve been accessed at any time.
on the other hand she insisted she have her fingerprint saved on my phone. i let her save a fingerprint to avoid an argument. i used private browsing to watch porn and made sure i didnt have any pictures/videos saved on my devices.

she couldve caught me several times had she only pasted whatever was saved on my clipboard, sometimes it was a link to a video

0% chance that's legit. Even the most 11/10 born to a trillionaire-tier chick would look at that and think it's reasonable.

Yeah she was nice but like I said her parents made me being around her hell. They pulled all kinds of dirty shit on me and I had enough.

Not the other guy but I can't imagine ever doing that. It's fucking stupid to. Imagine if during that time a condom had broken or you hit that 0.1% chance of the pill not working or something, and she got knocked up. Imagine being linked up to that nutjob for the next 18+ years. I'm not even saying she's a bad person or anything, but there are more red flags there than are acceptable.

Boy, what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck.

To be fair, that is one of the few remaining examples of white privilege.

I had a brown (Indian) chick roommate back in the day who'd only go after white guys as would her best friend (another brown [Jamaican] chick). Both of the girls' families did their best to sabotage them and it always pissed me off. Always made me laugh since I got to just watch as their roommate and their families always eyeballed me if they'd visit thinking I was probably trying to dick their daughters (which I would never since I have some self-respect). It's always made me laugh at the "reee whitey is so raysisssss" shit when I've seen more than these two cases of the brown family going apeshit if (it's more like "when", really) their girl decides to get bleached. It's hilarious when their families are concerned about "getting with their own kind" as if a few Indians or blacks mixed out they'd be gone in a few generations when it's the very literal reality for whites in the next few centuries (probably sooner since it's blatantly pushed).

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kill myself first so i dont have to do the other 2.

The precise combination of everything in this pic (huge mannish hands, knuckle tats, poorly done colored hair, the entire mouth region) legitimately made me feel sick to my stomach. Thanks.

That is the funniest thing I have read today lol

>the guy is fit
Every time

It's not white privilege. It's just that black women are fucking awful and nobody in their right mind wants to date them. And the ones that aren't awful all date white dudes.

>Be fat fuck (tall so iit sits relatively well on my frame)
>Start doing bodyweight exercises
>mfw I can't believe how much better I look and feel after just doing it for a month and now I actually find myself looking forward to exercising
/blog but it feels great and I don't think I can stop, I got all the info from Veeky Forums and use these threads as inspiration so thanks I guess.

Being able to fuck a fit guy just because you're a white girl, even when you're 300lb+, is white privilege.

>a Veeky Forums guy

That isn't a Veeky Forums guy. That guy is an ugly skeleton.

I said a fit guy, not a Veeky Forums guy. He's not fat is my point.

Yeah, but theyƩ on the same level of attractiveness

She's obese and ugly, he's a skeleton Somalian and ugly.

If he were a damn supermodel I would agree with you, but let's not pretend fatty isn't dating him out of desperation either.

>what nofap does to you

Or you could just stick to your own and stop elevating white women.

>be Pajeeta
>decent looking enough
>Pajeet won't make you his curry queen and would ditch you for literally any white woman

It really is tard-tier.

>fat girl pretending to be a guy who likes fat women to be more convincing
not working

Don't you understand that enabling fat behavior like this just allows natural selection to take its course and theses beasts to die sudden and painful deaths? It's better to say nothing.

>i love my wife not beacuse of who she is as a person but beacuse shes a fat mess no one else would have loved

first of all, shes not even that fat. shes the right amount of fat that makes it hot. seconed, it sounds like his virtualsignalling using his wife. using her to make him seem like a good person. making her look like garbage.

good job buddy
keep it up

>stick to your own

Why do people care so much about this shit. You are not entitled to be loved by anyone.

This kind of thinking causes Elliot Rodgers and white supremicists of the world.

>used to fuck a fat girl almost 10 years ago
>did a bad job shaving her pussy and always had cuts and ingrown hairs
>hairiest asshole i have ever seen in my life
>she loved my cock and I think about her and fantasize about her every single day

miss you ashley

I'm not white, I'm just saying it's easier that way and causes less bullshit. I'm not saying it's a "sin" or anything nor did I ever say that anyone is entitled to anything (why would you even try to imply that I said that?)

>causes Elliot Rodgers
Likely wouldn't have been an issue if pops hadn't ate the rice.

>and white supremicists of the world
Actually being systematically removed from all of your countries will cause that; and the WS boogeyman is hilarious since you're going to find very few of them but you're going to find a lot more of the la raza types (or just pick any race and apply whatever their term is).

Do people seriously get this bothered about stretch marks? Pretty much anyone has some, they're not really anything that makes someone look better or worse, unless they're excessive to the point where they're a deformity.

>fat storage on fingers
>implying a fat ass fatass wouldn't get out of breath with reduced oxygen under the bedsheets
>implying snacking in bed is anything but disgusting
>implying snacking at all is anything but disgusting

>same race relationships are easier than mixed race relationships

Hmmm really stunning insight there buddy. I'm sure that's the real reason why you made the post. Im sure it had nothing to do with the crippling white jealously you have.

Had the thought ever occurred to you that pajeet might've chosen the white girl despite the hardship that entails just because the alternative of staying with you is just too shitty? No? Oh what a surprise. It never occurred to Rodger Elliot either. Might want to do some introspection. The Pajeets who avoid dating you might not be the retarded ones. Might just be you.

Not much else in your life huh? Well I guess we can't all value things that actually matter, once a week is plenty more than enough and about the average for a couple.

She`s everything i hate... That profile is brutal, is it real?

Fat people should be considered a national security threat. If we're in a world war and all these fatties are requiring us to spend more and more months in bootcamp to get them fit then they are wasting our money. Fat people will ruin our economy and threaten our sovereignty. There should be weight laws.

>tfw your fetish is smooth skin

I have it

glad you enjoyed it newfriend XD

>"pushing a catapult towards Gondor"

That fucking burn....

Buckely made a vid on this youtube.com/watch?v=TOCc8a-PIvs

I'm a fit white man, 6'4, and good looking facially. I'm strictly attracted to land whales like pic related. You mad that I turn down skinny bitches you couldn't even get for fat bitches?

I've also turned my gf into a fatty. Women need to eat and grow huge.

Pic related, a landwhale close to 600lbs that I'd annihilate.

It's called a fat fetish you retard

what happened to u to make u this way

Nothing. I have always been attracted to fatties. Has to be a good looking fatty with a nice face though.

Please don't make me.
I choose death