Tfw chest only looks good when nipples are hard

>tfw chest only looks good when nipples are hard

Why does Jeff look so shit? He has everything your typical chad should have so why foes nothing work on him? His body is great, but his face... I can't place my finger on it, but it just doesn't look as good as it should.

Because he's girly

damn, imagine being such a fag that you feel the need to brag to thousands of people on social media about getting laid

He is somewhat effeminate.

oh im sure he fucks dudes all the time

It's funny, I've watched hundreds of porn videos yet I've never seen a guy with a body builder physique in them. Another reason to stay natty I guess

no one pays attention to the guy unless its gay porn

and hey you do you user

>thinking porn is realistic for any sort of standard

I am familiar with this feel

t. possible gyno

hes right. think about amateur porn. not """amateur""" big companies do, but when some guy uploads fucking a girl to pornhub or whatever. never seen a fit guy

It's the opposite of gyno, the nipple protrudes when it's soft because it has soft fat behind it that sags. When it's a gland it protrudes regardless of the stiffness of ur nips

Develop pecs and drop bf

Fucking sucks mang

I never wear light fighting or white t-shirts, almost all of them are black or dark colours

whenever I go to the beach/swimming pool, I always have to discretely pinch my nips so they get small and erect

When they're cold and hard my chest looks decent however

This, I had it but then I lost fat and they're mostly gone.

>I always have to discretely pinch my nips so they get small and erect

Thanks boys, that's a relief

>I always have to discretely pinch my nips so they get small and erect

fucking kek I do the same. I have slightly puffy nipples. Works great.

He looks like a first-phase bognadoff.

>tfw stroking your nipples while watching JAV

This. I have puffy nipples but realized that I don't have a lump of breast tissue anywhere under them, which is what gyno is. Meaning I just need to cut from my fatass 20% bodyfat powerlifter mode to like 8-10% bodyfat and the puffy nipples will go away. It's just from too high bodyfat.

yeah it works well

pinch them, wait 5 secs, take off my shirt, jump in the pool and the water keeps them small

It's the mouth and eyes.

>gyno
>stretch marks

If you're gonna roid at least cut.

>tfw chest only looks good when nipples are hard
As a girl, I confirm the struggle.
I feel so insecure about my nipples

A-are you me?

Holy shit it works, nibbas this is gonna change my life

yeah, I think it's his faggot hair that complicates it. if he had a manlier haircut or some facial hair it would go a long way.

Feels good im not the only autist that does this.

Jelly much? His face is a bit childish maybe, but still a 9.5/10.

What was wrong with ur testicles?

>tfw kept on going to the bathroom and just touching cold water on my nips to get them hard

this is a great life hack

>but still a 9.5/10.
t. 12 year old girl

Hope it goes away with lower bf, been seeing some improvements currently cutting, around 15-16% bf atm

Kek, it works. Hopefully it's going to completely go away after my cut. At the same time when they are hard I see absolutely zero signs of actual gyno which is a relief

just smurf kick your nips they will get hard... got the same problem.

I'm not the only one!!!
its gets so much better when I'm not retaining water, hopefully it will be gone when I cut.

top kek me at the beach last monday

Yeah, bro. Look at Zyzz...., he really had a masculine haircut.

i never said he wasnt good looking, i said he was a faggot for bragging about getting laid on his social media page which has millions of followers

>drunk and horny
Who gives a fuck, Jeff? You banged that girl hard. Mission accomplished.

Not to be a downer but mine didn't get fixed after my cut. I'm probably around 12% now (66kg, 5'7) and they still get puffy.
Maybe dropping to 10 or single digit percentages would fix it but I was sick of cutting. I'm pretty sure I had gyno in middle school anyway, I remember having hard lumps there.

jeff pls....

Never change /fit. NEVA.

zyzz haircut was trendy when he was alive. Jeff is 6 years late.

gay haircut

seriously hair really makes a difference in how a man looks

Dude you give a man hope

This made me laugh out loud.

But seriously. His smile shouldn't affect his forehead. His face looks like it's curled up in an expression of pain almost. Maybe he dipped his nipples in liquid nitrogen to achieve those knife edge nips, and the face is his reaction to the slow process of necrosis eating away at his icy nipples?

To me he looks like an annoying little brother
Think about ur lil bro stelaing ur last candy bar and giving u that face

fuck off, jeff

Those are some disgusting bitch tits.

> if he had a manlier haircut or some facial hair it would go a long way

yep i agree.. pic related i made him manly

You've got to admit he does look better in this picture than in the original.

jawohl now he looks reich

the shape of his face is incredibly angular. wide jaw, wide chin, very square hairline. What makes this goofy is that his eyes nose and lips are feminine.

>the shape of his face is incredibly angular.

Not even his jaw is angular.

Check his side profile.

I saw a guy get fit over a series of amateur videos, in the last vid hes looking top natty bearmode, conversely his Asian girlfriend goes from thic to THICC to borderline fat. Hope he reigned her in.

Fuck right in the feels
What causes this? Can surgery fix or do I need low bfat
I'm not even fat like 14 15% maybe

Welp... The only way to know is to cut down. It's annoying but nowhere near as bad as gyno. My brother is overweight and he doesn't have puffy nips, weird. Also when they are hard it's like i don't have any fat on my chest, only time will tell for me

if you flex ANY muscle for like 20 seconds, you lose your boner

T O P K E K

Looks pretty attractive to me

Brahs I have the same issue and it mostly went away when I lost weight

I remember some medfag posting about this on Veeky Forums a few years ago, basically what happens is that the more fat you have the more likely you are to produce the hormone (?) that makes store it in areas such as pecs

if you lose fat you produce less of it and it slowly goes away

dont give up hope, sometimes it can take a while into your cut for it to start shredding your pec fat

in the mean time the pinch/cold trick works well


we're all gonna make it

because he's a midget

>the more fat you have the more likely you are to produce the hormone (?)

He was probably talking about how more testosterone armoatizes into estrogen when you have higher bodyfat. I mean, fat redistribution takes years, but I'm not sure how it works if you lose weight and then gain some back while having a better test/estro rate.

yes thats it

I'm not alone lol.

Now we're talking. A stallion over there, ladies.