/fraud/ Steroids General

Actually my shits are more firm than ever.
Every poop I have is a ghost poop. It just plops out, and every time I go to wipe there is nothing there at all.

psyllium husk nigga

>pharma test
lmao

Only get UGL then?

Teach me how to do this pl

Any advice on getting and using gear
Thinking about it but not willing to risk
Some impure shit

pharma test is expensive af and UGL test works nearly just as good.

bumping my question from last tred

So basically proats + ... psyllium husks? What's your recipe sempai? I do love me some proats. Got some glazed donut flavoured whey from MyProtein and it's god-tier with a cup of quick oats.

Can you take ibuprofen while on gear? Like once in a while, not popping it multiple times a day

Was thinking of going on a 1 week water fast during my booked holidays so I can meme cleanse myself, and I suppose lose 7lbs as well.

I'm taking a moderate dose of TMT so there really shouldn't be any loss of muscle.repost

I do all the time and haven't keeled over yet, but then again Pianoman got away with it until he didn't too.

i dont know what recomping is, user.

I'm 18 and 5' 7".
I want to grow taller if possible. My dad is 5' 7" and my mom is probably about 5' 4".
Should I take HGH? Dosage etc?
I have looked into the negative side effects and I think that the positives outweigh the negatives.

hgh COULD make you grow taller if you would pin it as a child. It's too late now.

p sure HGH could work at the age of 18

the problem is not wether or not HGH could make you taller.

THe problem is getting your hands on legit HGH that doesnt cost you 500€ per month

why is the pic of the natty lord in a steroids general?

I'm more surprised there hasn't been a single Bioshock reference in the OP, ever

If only there was some sort of resource that was avaiable, like... a wiki of sorts.

Shame. Sorry, can't help you my dude.

why do i even live?

So just uh hypothetically speaking. If I took 5mg of mtren and I'm not dead is it safe to say it's at least partially bunk?

The gains brother, we all live for the unlimited gains.

teach me your wheys

Why is testosterone so shit? I've injected nearly a full vial over the last 3 weeks and I don't look any different, don't feel any different, and am sure as shit not stronger. In fact, I've been dieting harder than ever and my weight has somehow been staying the same. I am defying the laws of thermodynamics somehow. God, I hate testosterone. What a meme fucking hormone. I was foolish to think that something naturally in our bodies would have any chance at actually turning me into a mutant.

is this some kind of new meme

Left is what I'm normally with, right is what just happened. What the fuck /fraud/, did I hit a vein? Also how much of my gear would have leaked out, all of it?

Sounds like it was bunk mate, sorry. Chuck the rest away and try and different brand. Med Tech is good if you're in the UK

capilarry, vein, who cares.

Some of it leaked, but not enough to make a second pin worth it

He's memeing but 3 weeks is no time. Most feel this way on their first blast regardless.

I'm just thinking, EQ thickens the blood doesn't it. Could it have just been a little bit dramatic because my RBC count will be high?

You're retarded but eat a can of tuna a day and you'll be alright. If you were smart; you'd have lecithin granules or eggs in that mix. Hell, why not just eat eggs?

Apparently you have amazing willpower to eat nothing but shit. Personally, I can't, I crave meat and potatoes constantly. Eggplant and tomatoes as well.
I'd rather not eat than sustain on the liquid equivalent of cereal.

Bait? It defeats the purpose. Steroids prevent muscle loss but if there's no protein in the first place you're just killing yourself. Basically instructing the body "preserve the muscle but fuck everything else".
You have to realize you're breaking natural hormesis by using steroids.

I've injected a full vial over the past 2 weeks and I feel great and have been horny as fuck. Basically spend all free time watching porn as the GF is visiting family. After a year off, strength has increased 30% in 2 weeks. Maybe your dealer is shit.

> I am defying the laws of thermodynamics somehow

Calories in calories out != thermodynamics. Body is a complex system. I keep telling people this, it's based on genetics. My weight never changes no matter what I do and I've done some crazy shit. Try eating no protein, only beer, for an entire year. Weight didn't change, ever.

I know how you feel. I drank a whole vial last week and I still don't feel anything

Kek

drink it? I thought ur supposed to rub it on the muscles you want to become bigger?

Thats what i have been doing, works great so far.

I blend oat flour, potato flour and whey during the day and eat 2-3 white potatoes and 2lbs beef for dinner. Depends on how carbs impact you. I love oat flour for the convenience.

Not him, but is it really a common thing? I've been running a noob 500mg cycle (I'm not an idiot either, I know how to eat/lift, powerlifted for several years) and don't feel anything at all (about 40 days into it). I think my forearms and delts got a little bit bigger. Maybe. Nothing significant at all.

took me a full 2 months to start notice anything.

Before that, i only noticed increased vascularity

I sprinkle it on my fries. It only takes a couple of weeks to completely leave humanity behind.

> when you're still disappointed over Eurovision 2017 and nobody in the USA understands

I can't find one good performance. Not one. And it's constantly broadcasting "celebrate diversity" before every shit show. Here's Russia in 2015...

youtube.com/watch?v=Q2gbKglCL5s

I doubt the soylent fan is eating 2 lbs beef and potatoes for dinner. Sure, oats are great, but this soylent cult thinks they can sustain on macros alone.

I always feel the steroids the next day but I don't naturally produce much Test. But still, you should be able to feel it. The amount of time I spend looking at women's asses in public is directly proportionate to the amount of Test I'm on. Hell, just today I got a hard on because a middle-aged woman in front of me with a fat ass was bent over for too long.

He said soylent w/o soy so I'm assuming he was using that more as a descriptor towards drinking his calories.

I get that but following the concept of soylent is flawed in itself. He thinks he can save money and remain healthy by only eating processed shakes.

DID YOU GUYS LEARN NOTHING FROM BEN AFFLECK?

youtube.com/watch?v=9mHQ2np6KyU

NOTHING???

REMINDER:
No amout of steroids will fix your BETA-AS-FUCK lack of personality, make you intelligent if you're dumb, make you funny if you have no sense of humor or a shit sense of humor, make you interesting if you're dull, make your face handsome if you're ugly, or make you taller if you're a manlet. They won't make you brave in the face of all the bullies that obviously dominated you, or make you stand up to your (step)father who used to beat you. It won't cure your crippling autism. It won't do ANYTHING other than give you circus-freak muscles that everyone knows are fake, making you more of a target for ridicule, mockery, and bullying.

Yeah but they make me yuge so... I'm gonna keep using them.

holy fuck bimbo I haven't seen you posting in a while after what happened, looking swole as fuck my brother. Are you still squatting 2plaet 10x10? it piss

Steroids are the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't naturally produce Testosterone in adulthood for whatever reason and before steroids I was just a fat tired mess living in a fog. My libido was so low I did #NoFap for 2 years.

Originally my endocrinologist put me on Androgel but cut me off after 3 months. So I took to the black market. Now I'm making my own.

> It won't do ANYTHING other than give you circus-freak muscles that everyone knows are fake,

This isn't remotely true. Steroids have gotten me into a lot of trouble involving 20 girls off Tinder.

The irony is that he fucked himself up roiding for that batman role in bvs.

>up to 32mg asin ed for 500 test

Watching Bigger, Faster, Stronger.

The anti-steroid people are fucking retarded. Some kids kill themselves and instead of taking responsibility for their shit parenting or all the shit anti-depressants they pump into them they just blame the steroids.

The doctor on there just like "It's a shame the kid died but he was on a whole bunch of other stuff, he had problems"

*cuts to the father*

HEY, MUH SON IS DEAD THO, YOU CAN TAKE ALL YOUR INTELLECTUAL STUDIES, THEY MEAN NOTHING TO ME, MUH SON IS DEAD FROM STEROIDS

Also it's fucking hilarious how the brothers tell their parents that they've taken steroids and the mother is like "MAH GAWD".

Really? You had no fucking idea your jacked up son was on gear? How can you be so naive, it's unbelievable.

What the fuck is wrong with you

Im gods favorite joke

>that ass

hnnnggg fuck she definitely makes sure she doesn't skip squats

>I always feel the steroids the next day but I don't naturally produce much Test. But still, you should be able to feel it. The amount of time I spend looking at women's asses in public is directly proportionate to the amount of Test I'm on
Yes, this exactly. My first pin within an hour I had the hardest most incredible erection for absolutely no reason.

Not even tren makes me as horny as high test does. Test is best folks.

what anime are you watching right now jerry

densetsu no numale: /fraud/ gaiden and e2 no hime

Wanted to say thanks for the help yesterday ordered my first real cycle, very excited. PCT should be here very soon, but today I went to a local shop and found something interesting. YK-11, basically a steroid (DHT) derivative, with myostatin inhibition properties. and not just small effects, it boosts follistatin beyond what traditional anabolics will. Just wanted a boost to gain this last 10lbs I wanted before my cycle so well see how it goes, no idea what to take for pct or cycle support but I may roll straight into my Dbol/Test E cycle and PCT after that. Anyways I'll update in a week, most people say it is very quick to act. That or Ill leave humanity behind.

how fucking hard is it to put doors on your cabinets

It's not hard but idk what you mean. I fix cars so cabinets are nothing.

>kid kills himself because he's a closeted homo on anti-depressants (watch again if you need to, kid was seriously gay)
>burgerclap dad goes on crusade against sterons

Lmao you fuck

New game!!, centaur, and aho girl this season

nice

2,8€ per 1ml 250mg
Not expensive at all
I took 1mg for 2weeks and didnt notice anything until i did bloodwork and my doc urged me whatever the hell i take i should stop, liver values had been 3x the max or something
Feel sorry for you jerry let me hug you
Are you one from yesterday who was concerned about 16 over 12 weeks test cycle?
And now you fooling around with experimental myostatin and follistatin???
Damn i thought you are not stupid. But you will get bunk shit anyway

balding might not be so bad after all balding might not be so bad after all balding might not be so bad after all balding might not be so bad after all balding might not be so bad after all balding might not be so bad after all

how does it feel thinking Boogie may live longer?

Quick death vs Slow death, meh

i think rich piana had a more meaningful life than boogie.

not by much but atleast by a bit.

>the person who doesnt snort cocaine daily outlives the one who does

no shit

>I crave ... eggplant as well

Out of all the delicious things to crave, how do you cook eggplant that makes you actually crave it. I've enjoyed eggplant, sort of, but I've never had such a good meal with eggplant that I craved it.

Test improved my hairline...and I had MPB before starting

I'm hormonally suitable for TRT. what goodies can I get?

Yeah so idk what is in this stuff, is there any way I can sent in a "YK-11" capsule somewhere to have it tested for what it is? This dude had some rare pro-hormones in his shop and alot of questionable stuff I've been going to his shop for years hes a knowledgeable guy but is always peddling sketchy shit otc.

why is between-chest roid zits a thing ree

Testing out Chink HGH after using Pharma
Fucking red welts from injections.

i knew their claims to be almost as good as pharma was too good to be true. Ohh well back to ridiculous pharma prices.

Starting 3rd cycle soon. Wanna throw in something to cut (at 15% currently). Mast or winny? I've never done either..

Anyone on fraud gonna play Destiny 2 when it's out? I love having a time-sink available for when I have the time to play it, and Destiny looks alright since WoW and Overwatch are shite

You didnt aswer if you actualy the guy i refered to but i just assume it now.

You worried that 4weeks more on test makes it dangerous. A natural hormone which was first synthesized around 70years ago and has been tested and studied a shittone by a shittone of doctors chemists etc...

And now you go out and buy a sarm wiähich has been discovered 6years ago which also has virtualy no studies at all. No one knows the probable side effects no one knows the probable long term effects / side effect. No one did a studie on humans and it is still not every thing know about how myostatin actualy works and how it stops grows in organs but not muscels etc..

My point is, if you take something take what is known studied proofed and side effects known.
Dont fuck around with research stuff that can potentioaly alter your fucking dna
If you realy want to yolo and dont give a fuck just start with gramms of test tren deca eq amd hgh thats at least somewhat studied

We know one thing about people with myostatin deficiency. They don't live very long due to the fact that their hearts grow big as fuck.

bet you can't guess what I'm currently eating

are you a chad?

no

If my chest hair and beard is still developing, is there any chance my benis length might see some further development as well? I'm 23

REDPILL ME ON SDROL ANONS

>Gym owner is endorced by a pharamacy that makes roids
>they literally made a conference with a doctor explaining how to use them
>you can literally walk to the gym and buy them

I'm actually phased, why there's no regulation on this kind of stuff.

I like it. good value. good strength. pretty harsh though. no bp issues for me though

compare to adrol plz

What country?

Great stuff from LGD. How does rad 140 compare? Is it worth the extra cost or am I better off sticking with LGD

How do you guys dose Cialis? 20 mg too much to jump into if I'm expecting sex within a few hours?

I like it

Let's say I take roids as an autist. I sperg out under pressure as it is and I'm more than familiar with the concept of roid rage.
How do you personally cope with roid rage? Anything you take to offset it?