> The Chad Pump n Dump
- only pump gas at family service stations to be a role model for kids with beta dads
- never without a cigarette in mouth. when one is running low the other is lit and put in mouth so you have 2 going
- always looking away. able to see nearby women through walls, in the dark
- car always left running, even when he will not use it for a week
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>hit from the bong
>not a line of coke
>chad
nice try
> The Chad Bump n Grind
- 'Plows' through crowds of women, in both senses of the word.
- Imports women to become totally immune to accusations to racism and misogyny
- Porn boss
> he doesnt snort coke through a bong for more volume with less effort
get out of my chad thread, virgin
> The Chad Spread 'em
- Manspreads upper AND lower body
- Everyone on carriage is consumed with both love and hate towards him. Nobody is "neutral"
- pregnant women forced to stand, and if they werent pregnant before, they are now
> The Chad Nude Funnel
> 11 y.o. and already losing interest in HB7s
> you control the sexual power dynamic with your school teacher
> you likely will be jailed for grooming your teacher, rather than the other way around
> Your teacher is leftist and you openly use a swastika profile picture - and she loves it
this isn't what being a chad is all about, this is just being an asshole
> the virgin 'dont be such an asshole!' argument
when will they learn?
That guy looks like the kind of man I want to be
There is a line between being confident and just being an asshole. Chad rides that line like a bitch.
Based on Virgin vs. Chad meme images, virgin guy is more attractive than chad
What's E85?
And where the fuck do gas stations advertise the price of milk on their billboards?
>Chad
>Honda Civic
Chad snorts that line
Holy shit I did not notice that. This must be Rippetoe terrority
- Chad pumps milk directly into his muscle car
civic nationalism is essentially chad nationalism
...
More attractive to who? Gay rapists who want an easy target?
at first i thought it was a parody of this image
Asshole = Successful
Sure you can be nice, but you always gotta make sure your bottom line is doing well
Honda Civics have nothing to do with civic nationalism, you pants-on-head ding dong.
I'm still stuck on milk costing more than gas...
Unironically Chad.
>at gym
>blazed as fuck
>bring Bluetooth speaker so everyone can hear my awesome music
>see hottie
>hit on her
>get mad when she doesn't give me her number
>whateverimabro
>do a line off the Smith machine
>Someonesusingthemachineineed.exe
>ask him if I can join in
>'yea I got 5 sets left but we can take turns'
>give him 1 turn
>phase him out
>snort my protein shake
>make sure not to wipe anything down when Im finished with it
>Chad
>what's with the swastika?
What ever beta boy
e85 is like 85% ethanol or some shit. some new cars have it and it is supposedly more environmentally friendly. It's cheaper, but gets less mpg so it's really a wash unless you are a hippie.
Nah, Chads prefer National Socialism, and the ones that don't just haven't heard what its about because too busy slaying pussy to learn about politics.
>The Virgin clink
>The CHAD CHEERS
The Chad Pump n Dump
> All in one nozzle Chad pumps out 95% petroleum for the cruize, 85% ethanol for the Booze and 1% Milk for the gainz
> Does everything the right way, by instinct alone
The Virgin Shoppe
> Buys his soy milk, alcohol and diesel separately
> bought a diesel car a decade ago when they said it was more environmentally friendly. Turns out the scientists were wrong but he cant afford a new car. Hates having to drive now.
> bought soy milk because he was taught it was healthier with less saturated fat. has breast tissue forming and a high pitched voiced.
> buys beer because he was taught spirits were bad for your liver. Now his body is in a rare permanent form off ketosis where it burns xenoestrogens for fuel. Will die without xenoestrogens.
> His life is a compartmentalised ironic tragedy; whether he exerted himself to research a subject he was taught the complete opposite and did the wrong thing.
>doesn't get number
>uses smith machine
>Chad
lmao, no
>The Chad CHEERS
Made me laugh
lmfao that nigger who fell by himself
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>Nah, Chads prefer National Socialism
only beta males and weirdo virgins with no social life LARP as nazis though
>standing for literally nothing is essentially chad nationalism
hmmmmmm
>slant eye import
(you)s
This is what peak Chad looks like.
Pure banter. Wasn't aware Americans were capable of it.
Chad Johnson
>Chad
>Marries a gook
Yellow fever is a strictly-beta phenomenon my man
t. /pol/
>chad
>driving a Civic
KEK
> The Gandy
- Is Gandy
>qtchad4U
Find the next guy with an Asian girlfriend you see walking around in public and tell me your immediate reaction to his physical appearance and body language.
This is very true. Almost every wmaf couple is where the white male is utterly despicable physically and has a fetish for Asian chicks, usually foreign born. This obvious doesn't include the guys who just bang Asian chicks and then move on.
Goals
That feel when chad and its makes you realise women really are the devil.
we worship now?
This guy is my mate's brother, lives in London.
>coping this hard
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
why is he taking up 3 seats?
because he is a chad you retard
you're a fucking bitch
marxists blocking the streets and he goes through, hitting none of them, gets arrested & doxed
Funny how that works
Would've been hilarious if the gas station blew up desu
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>the virgin whine
>the chad complaint
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