Hours after leg day and taking a cold showe

>hours after leg day and taking a cold showe
>sit down; watch some sports
>>see this
>>"want a beer user"

Yeah, sure

No, I've already ingested the maximum amount of carbs and calories my macros allow. I'll take a cold water, however

dick her down on top of the kitchen counter while sucking her tits and drinking from her lips.

I'm a virgin, I'll sacrifice some gainz to fuck anything.

based

faggot

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>bend her over
>put her head in the fridge
>pull down her panties
>eat her out
>ass, pussy, back to ass.
>spread her cheeks
>crack a cold one
>pour it between her cheeks let it run down
>slurp it all up
> smack her ass and tell her to go make some chicken, rice and broccoli

Rawdoggy the shit out of her, choke her, slap her and cum on her face

>don't u ever talk to me while game is on bitch

Anyone else be annoyed having a string riding your ass all day like that?

high five fellow chad

>Sucking her tits
>drinking from her lips
>he hasn't trained his girlfriends tits to lactate without pregnancy
>he doesn't have on demand access to the best mass-gainer known to man

baka desu lad

>a lager is only 160 cal
Sure, babe. Come sit here with me....

in college i used to pour beer over girls' tits and suck/lick it off

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Faggot

Shaken, not stirred please.

Teach me

Good idea.
Can use her for cardio missionary, hiit doggy, and then have long slow cool down as she rides my dick and shudders her way through orgasms and I get my post workout drink from her senstive beatiful tits and bust that massive test boosting and stress relieving nut in her tight and abused spasming snatch.

Checked

>leg day
>cold shower
How did you get a girlfriend when you're such a homo?
Oh wait, I get it.
That's your sister.

wew

digits confirmed

Literally the only reason I keep a strict diet is to have a chance of dating a girl like that. If I already had one my only motivation for dieting would be to keep her from leaving. If she wants me to drink then why not?

i like those numbers

hope you're tall and have a pretty face, la

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I know this is a memepost but look at her, I'd only hope she'd do it 2 inches from my nose or maybe let me suck her farts out

There's no beer in that fridge.

look in the door retard

cram her head in fridge and slide my cock by her tongs.

I did somth similar to ex.

I want to fuck now.

Look again, those are Pepsies.

tell her "no thanks mam, I am under the legal drinking age and am not allowed to partake in the consumption of alcoholic beverages"

god damn thats a sweet post if I've ever seen one.

>implying that is punishment for a grown woman
I guess you've only fucked underage girls until now?

clearly bud lites underage sperg

Why is she opening the fridge and bending over if its empty

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FAGGOT

got em

nah im alright
or
nah

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breast milk has really shitty protein content actually

I said mass-gainer faggot. Semen has a lot of protein in it though, so you are on the right track.

Not looking so bad yourself there, user

Confirmed.

Nice, very nice

This is how you discover who has a nipple fetish.

Protip: if she likes riding cowgirl, you've got a better chance than not she also likes getting them sucked and licked

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Faggot

>he doesnt cold shower post workout

Based

>looks like you could use some gains
>rail her from behind
>have her turn around and get on her knees
>drop all of my protein in her mouth
>make sure she gets gets every last drop
>we both are gonna make it babe

Real nigga

>want a beer user?
Nah get me a sip, ice cold.

>tfw been 4 years since i had a steady gf who would walk around in panties and let me fuck her in her kitchen

BREEEHS T____T

Do you want me to have that eight pack or not, cunt?

skip the beer, smash that ass in the kitchen

evian tho

let me eat that ass first

>its been 20 years since I had steady gf who would walk around in panties and let me fuck her in her kitchen

There breh, hope you feel better

>watching sports

What are you, gay?

>READY FOR YOUR POST-WORKOUT user?
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>YOU NEED THIS TO RECOVER user!
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>watching sports
lmao

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faggot

>tfw been 3 years since my steady wife started walking around half naked in panties without letting me fuck her...ever.

There guise, have fun.

no thanks I'm an alcoholic

Which retards here skips the post workout meal? Not gonna make it brah

What the fuck is a steady wife? Just call her your wife you cuck.

I can think of quite a few ways to solve your problem breh.

CHECKED THAT MAFUKKIN MEAT & RICE BITCH

uWoTm9

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>wife
>letting me fuck her
beta
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>some chicken, rice and Broccoli
>chad
choose one faggots

gh tho

I need like four or five first.

If it were bud light there would be no colours but blue on that part of the can.

That white shape is the Pepsi logo.

>hello fellow chads

You have never touched a woman.

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There was a workout sex app by pornhub. Might wanna check that out.

check it

Just give me the whiskey.

she looks familiar

He's riffing off the other user who said "steady girlfriend"

complete faggot

Tiffany Teen