ITT: Historical figures who definatley had autism

>"All important statements made to individuals, even his own wife, Livia, were first committed to notebooks and then repeated aloud, so that he would avoid saying either too much or too little in speaking offhand"

>"He had a favourite metaphor for swift and sudden actions: "Quicker than a boiled asparagus!"

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Populares are such retards

That first one is a pretty good idea.
Cheer 'gustus!

Napoleon, without a doubt.

>. He could rapidly dictate a series of complex commands to his subordinates, keeping in mind where major units were expected to be at each future point, and like a chess master, "seeing" the best plays moves ahead.
> He cheated at cards, but repaid the losses; he had to win at everything he attempted.
I think he also slept like 4 hours per day and kept writing letters to his oneitis.

Related: I honestly believe that all the greatest men in history had autism.
Autism is the very strength that drove these men to greatness.

He was also physically weak and had a shit immunity. Dude got "sick" before a lot of battles, or while they were raging.

He was a soft hearted man, this is okay.

I think very few were. Many people have some autistic traits, but real autism makes you unable to function properly.

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Don’t mistake indicators of high intelligence with autism.
Though there are similarities, there are very important differences. Being incredibly good at understanding and manipulating people isn’t autism.

Monty
>In 1925, in his first known love affair, Montgomery, then in his late thirties, courted a 17-year-old girl, Miss Betty Anderson. His method of courtship apparently included drawing diagrams in the sand of how he would deploy his tanks and infantry in a future war, a contingency which seemed very remote at that time. She respected his ambition and single-mindedness, but declined his proposal of marriage.

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he was gay, that 17 year old was an attempt at getting a beard

Cicero
>capitalized on political tension to jump start his career, executing citizens without trial in the process
>not even from a Roman patrician family and yet is one of the foremost aristocucks in the late Republic
>repeatedly requests writers to make poems and stories in praise of him
>eventually writes a poem in praise of himself, mocked and ridiculed the Roman world over
>forced to leave Rome in disgrace and exile because of his extra-judicial executions, writes humiliating self-pitying letters lamenting this
>eventually returns to Rome to find that his house was torn down and replaced by a temple.
Cicero not only definitely had autism, but his autism goes to Chris-chan tier levels of lacking of self-awareness and impudence to make a child blush.

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If you think about it, Augustus' autism about important statements isn't at all autistic considering the fact that his FATHER was literally assassinated for doing the exact same thing he did. His 40 year reign may seem remarkably peaceful to us in hindsight, but I am sure to Augustus every day he awoke without a dagger in his throat was a miracle. The discipline required to maintain the charade of Secretarial and Republican dignity while simultaneously stripping all relevant power to himself was a monumental task.

Augustus was not an autist. In fact he was so good the people begged him to take more power

>implying Himmler wasn't the biggest autist in all of Europe

but why the autistic asparagus metaphor

An autist wouldn't have been able to run circles around everybody

You

He sent 5000 letters and postcards to his oneitis in a 3 year time frame.

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He is but a little babby compared to me.

You just had to be there

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