H E L P

its fucking larp, its always larp

No you wouldn't
Larp

.1 Bitcoin is more than a lot of people on this board

Sorry about your loss, OP. Here's what you do now.

>buy 1 BTC
>hodl for 5 years
>?????
>profit

Pls senpai I will cry

>bye mom see you later
>*phone rings*
>user, the neighbors called and said water is coming down from our floor
>oh shit
>run home
>the shower's pipeline exploded
>laptop with all wallets is on the sofa which is wet as fuck
>laptop dead
>notebook with PK's and adresses is wet, impossible to recover

what now? should I just kill myself?

>1 post by this id

NICE LARP

Mail me the notebook, I bet I can recover it.

>not having 13 backups all in different places andset up in such ways that only you can gain access to it

Lmao retard

Post photo of the laptop

Take out the hard drive and connect it to another computer. Maybe it was sealed good enough that water didn't enter it. If not use a data recovery service.

not LARPing
need advice before I neck myself
mom still doesnt know, she knew I owned bitcoin and I said im a professional day trader and it was my excuse to NEETing

HELPPPPPP

already tried, its dead as fuck
soon

Pics or didn’t happen.

If you had 300K and no wallet backups, then it's really sad that only the laptop and not you too, died.

YE I know thats why I said I fucked up

god dam

Water damage doesn't erase a hard disk, dumbass. Even if it's slightly corrupted, the likelihood the wallets are recoverable is high.

Send it to me, I'll send back half if I fix it. Or kill yourself, either way.

Don't neck it yet friend. Hit up some professional data recovery bros. Don't mention your fucking bitcoin. I'm not fucking Bill Nye the science guy but I bet your hard drive is still readable.

I owned

>21 btc
>16 bch
>116 XMR
>80k iota
>730 ltc
>103 ETH

its dead 100% , probably short circuit
its fucked fried

I/m worth 1/10th of that but I'm backing all my shit up now
Cant say I was dumb enuff' to not put my private keys on some kind of external source

And if you do recover, report back. Otherwise we'll assume you're dead or larping which are basically the same.

where is your private key? or your 12 word seed?

on a fried laptop and a wet notebook
both unrecoverable

Short circuit doesnt completely destroy a hard drive dude wtf

Just because your computers can't read it doesn't mean the data is gone. But if you're not interested in pursuing professional solutions, you're definitely larping so fuck off.

do you even know what a private key is? did you never backup your wallet?

This is some bullshit Biz posting right here. How do you not back up 300k?

Hah, fucking idiot
The moment you exceed 1000% your initial investment over 100$ you need to start taking shit seriously and making backups, securing all your credentials and making sure shit like this won't faze you

You're a retard for not having backups. How the fuck did you end up with 300k?

OP if you're not LARPing then:

1. Don't try turning the laptop on until you know it's 100% dried off

2. If the laptop is really dead, take it out and read it with another computer.

3. If that doesn't work and it's truely dead, don't fuck with it, you can send it to services that recover the data by opening it and reading the platters. This is fairly expensive but it's worth 300k

*take the HDD out, that is

mate those cunts will the first to swipe your crypto, if you think they don't know about crypto you're a retard.

Gotta watch them very closely if you want them to recover the data, which you should do.