Was Hitler actually black?

Was Hitler actually black?

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you probably need to ask the guy in the hung Hitler thread

Hitler is an old Herero name

Not even a black Hitler would save one of the dullest regimes in the history of totalitarian states. Seriously, each history chapter surrounding the failed painter and his pals from the National Socialist German Workers' Party as they fight what they call the „international Jewry“ has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the monumental imagery, the regimes‘ only consistency has been it’s lack of excitement and ineffective use of it’s military, all to make anti-semitism seem tactically Jewish, to make it’s misinterpreted Nietzschean inspiration seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Hitler ordered the Night of the Long Knives: he made sure his regime would never be taken seriously by anyone besides the world’s most ignorant, moronic extremists. Just a ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his book.
The Third Reich might have been anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly anti-adventurous in it’s refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least their military was good though
„No!“ The Wehrmacht was dreadful, their campaigns ultimately a disaster. As I studied, I noticed that everytime they went to war, the Germans conducted one or another atrocity. I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that the Wehrmacht conducted an atrocity or conducted some form of „Jewish“ act, such as false-flag attacks. I stopped only after I marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The mind of a National Socialist is so governed by autistic fantasies of romantism that they have no other way of acting. Later I read a lavish, Holocaust-denying paper on Adolf Hitler by David Irving. He wrote something to the effect of, „If these kids are reading /pol/, they will go on to read David Irving.“ And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read /pol/, you are, in fact, trained to read David Irving.

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No
She was a grill though

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are you trying to force new pasta?

>Japan
>Not the most savage of all the belligerents

Hitler was jewish

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>not a single Jew on that tree
>this means Hitler was a Jew
wew...

Am i retarded or was Hitlers parents cousins

Retarded

Yeah

Hitlers great grandad is the same person as Hitlers mums great grandad tho.

muh disputed paternity

They're referring to the "disputed paternity" part of Hitler's father

Niggler dindu NUFFIN wrong, mane.
He wuz a kang n' sheit.

Ginny Weasley?

It's a nice attempt at a variation, but I can't call it a daring synthesis

Yeah he was pretty much an honorary black man, he was resisting the white/Anglo supremacy of the allies.

Nice twist, he was Jewish.

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This looks like my my ex's current boyfriend kek.

Great post