Welcome to the future

>The year is 2025.
>My neural network verifies my CVC biometrics & links me into my Oculus 4.0
>I re-enter my digital mansion in Genesis city.
>List my AF69-Sunstrider Personal Spacecraft on BitBay for $50M
>Planning for a party later, I buy 100 doses of pure LSD off Silk Road v13
>Pay with 0.000027 Monero, delivery guaranteed by Confido smart contracts.
>NUL provides the built-in anti-counterfeiting protocol and supply logistics that bring it to my door.
>Check my Golem-run personal AI
>She tells me that my digital rent has come in, 500k MANA this week.
>MANA has been sitting steady at 25k Satoshi’s, since District0x police had eliminated all digital crime in Genesis City.
>All digital crime are held on public trial in the Aragon court-house.
>Physical Crime is not possible.
>Think I'll gamble some of my rent money.
>All internet gambling is now run exclusively on the Funfair platform.
>Teleport to the Genesis City FunFair Casino.
>Outside I tip some digitally-destitute Arklet some DGB so he doesn't starve.
>Welcome back sir, VIP lounge this way.
>Atomic swap this week’s rent income into FUN.
>Put it all on red and double up.

>Paragon addicted pickpocket tries to assassinate my avatar.
>Gives me a moments notice by screaming something about Wraith Protocol and huffin’ jazz.
>Cloud-boosted memory recalls some Dogecoin Dark pump and dump from years earlier.
>Normally, District0x forces would instantly freeze his avatar and ping his IP address for SEC involvement.
>Relay stand-by orders to incoming Districtox forces.
>Download latest version of the Decentralised Jeet Kun Do by famous AI author Bruise L-AI
>Completes just as assassin is about to bear down on me.
>I swiftly flow around his awkward attack, slipping around from behind and snapping his neck.
>A loud voice cries across the Digi-speakers.
>FIRSTBLOOD!
>10k Firstblood added to my account.
>I laugh as I watch his shitty avatar fade away in a miniature digital dust-cloud.
>New-coiners who only entered last year when all world governments switched their reserve currency to Bitcoin, now follow my digital movements like I am some sort of celebrity.
>Incoming transmission from GolemAI.
>Another 1000 BAT has been credited to my profile.
>Clearly some of my viewers were amused too.
>Briefly wonder what life would be like if I didn't browse Veeky Forums on Veeky Forums all those years ago.
>That reminds me…
>Connect to the Veeky Forums blockchain, proceed to shitpost.

Tip Jars;
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> I'm hungry, so I use load my wireless augmented reality communication app and load up a food delivery service.
> I pay HungryCoin, which goes to the government, because I intend on consuming food & beverages.
> I order a cheeseburger with fries & bottled water
> I pay 1x10^24 LINK, which has evolved into the global currency for the New World Order
> My LifeCoin payment is coincidentally due, so I pay the government 5 LifeCoins for existing
> Upon arrival, I tip the delivery driver 4 TipCoins and we go about our days
> He forgot my bottled water and pays me 5 InconvenienceCoins
> We exchange words and our daily talking limits has expired, so we nod & smile to express our farewells... again
> I pay 10 CommunicationCoins to the government by using my government-issued phone to scan the microchip on my forearm
> I receive my CommunicationCoins for the next day

That's the spirit.

That's one scary way to look at the future.

>Shit, I'm out of PornCoins and I really need to fap
>Go to Veeky Forums to beg for donations
>FUCK, I don't have enough BizCoin balance to post a new thread
>Curse the government for not allowing FoodStamp conversions
>I look out my window. The world has been split into two groups: The Early Adopters, and everyone else
>Even in the dark of the night, I can see the glistening statue of the Early Adopter who owns the part of town I live in
>Rain trickles down his bronze neckbeard and flows down over his giant belly
>Fuck this gay earth

It's a bit cynical that's for sure. But at least he had a go.

kek. why is everyone so grouchy today?

>the year is 2040
>nothing cool has happened, instead we just have more feminism

>More feminism
Pls God no.