You were right Veeky Forums, we are all gonna make it

You were right Veeky Forums, we are all gonna make it

Thanks brehs

thanks brah,
just hit a 3pl8x5 squat
were all gonna make it

Hey lads I lost my virginity last night.

Couldn't have done it without you, Veeky Forums!

nice.

>tfw gf is squatting and you will be smashing prime ass soon

True that op. Just quit my call centre job to work in a warehouse for less money. Not much less though. But a ton of extra free time.

>using exclamation marks
Acceptable for arms-length relationships but it just seems like a really weird way to text with your SO

it just the way I text. Use exclamation mark in a lot of text convos.

I'm not
My arms feel like jelly
I can't do anything

Remember, go see a doctor immediately if you get a burning sensation when you pee.

I'm not
Cockblocked myself so fucking hard yesterday
Now I will die a virgin

Keep at it m8 it gets easier

I believe in you user go smash that pussy

I'm 24 and a skelly. I will start on my gym on Monday. I will change. I want to be better and feel better. I want to make it.

Isn't it amazing how you can tell from three seemingly innocuous text messages that their relationship won't last?

I made it i guess, might be falling for a older woman tho and not sure if i should go forward with it.

I've fallen off the horse but I'm getting back onto it now. We're all gonna make it.

she literally told me that I ruined my chances of having her that night

I'm just going to the club this weekend and do whatever. I don't even have friends that would go with me, obviously need more practice or something

cocoon mode is such a fucking meme, you lose sense of who you are and lose all social skills so you end up as an aesthetic autist

Isn't it amazing how I can tell from one anonymous post that you're a virgin?

...

I thought I was

My girlfriend has been ignoring my text and calls for the past week and whenever I see her it feels as if she's trying to kick me out or just get me to leave. Monday night I found out she blocked me on all social media and sends all my calls to voice mail. Yesterday I went to try and talk to her but she wouldn't let me in. She looked as if she just threw on whatever she could find in a hurry, not to mention her dog was outside her room, and she only ever has him outside when she has company over because he barks at everyone.

I really think she's cheating one bros. Tell me I'm overreaction

Forgot the image

Enjoy the good times while they last, user. You're going to miss them when they're gone.

Why not dump her if shes a complete ass? Because youre a beta

>latina chick at workplace commented my gains on chest

its not because i have gyno right

just fucking leave her holy shit

Bro this is women's way of telling you she wants to break up. It's childish and petty but chicks don't know any better. Sorry to see it happen to ya but you need to be the one to break it off, remember to be strong during it all because women can't take being broke up with if they are hot enough.

How long did it take for the guy to cum? hehe

do you even try to hide how bitter you are anymore aspie?

No don't get sucked in, see it for what it really is.
Had the same thing happen with a fatty, I was so emotionally deprived that I started falling for her tricks even though I was banging other biddies. As soon as I ripped off the bandaid and broke it off, I realised what I was getting myself into and how unhappy I would've been.

>fit doesn't realize some must fail so others can make it.

You're welcome. Enjoy brehs.

Your sacrifice will not be in vain user

congrats my guy. We're all gonna make it

break up you faggot. nothing a few sloots can't cure

fucking kek nice one user

I just did it, I know it had to happen I was just being a bitch and in denial about it. I know it's for the best. Thanks brehs

Well done user. First time is the hardest and the others are easy just don't over think it.

Proud of you user.

epic fail

You made the right choice
How you feelin?

nice

Girls are eye fucking me now that I'm fit and dressed like a chad even tough I'm still secretly an autistic virgin. Thanks Veeky Forums.

lel bitter virgin is jelly.

thought i made it a month ago

now i'm all sad and miserable because of her

what do lads

thank you for this image and for doing the right thing.

I'm alright, I know it'll be rough for a few days maybe, but it'll pass.

some girls rode up in a car when I was walking my dog and told me they loved my ass and my chest, felt like a god

It has nothing to do with you faggots, I've been ramping up CrossFit the past six months and this is literally my first time on Veeky Forums

but yeah, I'm gonna make it

wtf is wrong with me I got fit and my standards are high af now so I can't get myself to bother with the 7's that stare at me like I have that shit on a platter for me and I'd still rather try and get better for better bitches

I have that sometimes and I've never had sex. What do bros?

Alright guys, I need some advice, I haven't been to the gym in months, and I just bought a gym membership. I have been firefighting for the last few months so my metabolism has gotten real weird since I've stopped burning 6000 calories a day.
Here are the gains that I got and the gains I lost on the job:
>gains
Traps, forearms, gluts, hamstrings, back, and calves
>losses
chest, lats, biceps, and triceps
,
All of this together with sluggishness and recent DUI diversion, I have time, the need to lift, and a 24 hour gym membership at local gym. I just need to figure out a routine to build my upper body, and maintain my current core strength.
Wut do.PNG

I thought I made it but then my 9/10 oneitis GF started being a massive fucking bitch and barely talks to me at all, even though I'm way more aesthetic and stronger now.

What gives? Shouldn't she be trying harder to keep me?

Did you hear that user? He said he lost his virginity, and I said "How long did it take for the guy to cum?" Heheh

Your problem is entirely solved by doing bench and rows. You can even do them at the same time without wasting too much time.

Do your rows. Bench what you rowed. Brian Ala... alu... aljazeera has a lot of videos on this.

You're a stronger man than I user. Godspeed

>3 months, 2 weeks, 2 days sober.
>went from 250 lbs. to 237 in two weeks.
>about to buy a buddy's old weight machine for a steal at $25.
>feeling pretty goddamn great for the first time I can remember.

We're all going to make it.

cocoon mode is exactly what I did last summer I just never knew there was a term for it. Now there's bitches in all my classes staring at me and idk wtf to do. I even think this girl tried to leave class today in a way so I would be close to her so I could approach her. I think i'm just gonna say fuck it and ask if she wants to study sometime after our next class because that way even if I get rejected I was just asking to study

Thanks man, just got back from the gym, and here's what I learned:
Bring water next time,
start with a warmup, and
don't eat chinese food before lifting.

Just got done jerking off to porn. I feel like a massive degenerate. I also have a test tomorrow and I'm pretty behind.

I've just been depressed for a while. I really hope my life turns around. I'm glad you guys are doing well.

Bro. you're gonna make it too.

Sounds like she found someone else. How can she not talk to you if she is your GF? Then she is not your GF anymore.

Finally hit lmao1pl8 bench for reps today. Feels good boys. Am 135 lbs btw

Study for 10 minutes now. Just 10 minutes. You will be a small step closer to turning your life around.

Hahaa woaahhhh, Yoou just gonna take that? He implied you had relations with another man!

When you are weak in the face of feminine bitchesism, is like having your back to a tiger.
never turn your back to tigers.
she wants you to choke hold her, and scream in her eat WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU SLUT, she will melt in your arms.
After that forcefully remove her pants (while still choking her) and start fucking her in extreme brutal way, like you are raping her.
tell her IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOU , YOU ARE MY SLUT.
she will come to her senses.


if it doesn't work, its because the other guy she is clearly cheating with is doing the same thing only better.

OWN IT. OWN IT.
you welcome.

we're all gonna make it brahs

>be lazy, sedentary NEET that stays up until 6AM refreshing various boards on Veeky Forums
>come to Veeky Forums one night and find a motivational thread
>read through every single story and picture and anecdote
>some of it affected me so much that one of the greentext stories made me cry
>realize I've got to take back control of my life
>no job so cant afford gym but that very next day I started going on walks to push myself
>building up stamina and soon I'll start running (Ct5K)

One full month this week. Though my exercise is pretty minimal I'm feeling amazing, bros. Still a NEET but at least I can use my free time for self-improvement. Tomorrow I am going to the local employment agency to see if there are any jobs I qualify for.

>Though my exercise is pretty minimal

The magnitude of a progress is gauged by the greatness of the sacrifice that it requires.

considering your green-text, you made insane progress.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with using them as practice for the better numbers.

You're doing fuckin' great, man. Keep it up.

Thanks a lot, man. I just see other guys here on Veeky Forums busting their chops and liftan heavy and know that I could be doing so much more. For the first time in my life I've realized that NEET life isn't as neat as the memes say. Now I want to be like the others here and make it too.