If your mole falls off, you will die

Story time
>be me 7 years old
>notice mole on my right face cheek growing
>parents notice I touch it for fun
>they tell me “if your mole falls off you will die”
>I secretly start touching mole even more to make sure it hasn’t fallen off
>on playground during recess playing tag
>trip hard while running and fall on my palms and face
>touch my mole….. it is gone
>autisticshreek.jpg
>recess ends.
>I sit for remainder of school/day having an internal panic attack

Russian culture does this shit to teach kids not to have bad habits like: “don’t pick your nose you’ll break your finger” and “if you look at dogs pee you will go blind”

What would they say about this then?

probably some shit like, 'you wont have sex again if you watch dogs have sex'
or "your penis will fall off"

That would explain the current state of Russia

is the "staring at dog pee instead of going to work at potato factory" problem that big of an issue over there?

>potato factory

i remembered some more:
'if you forget something at home, and dont look at the mirror before you leave, you will die"
'if you shake hands or say good bye to some one through a door frame, that person will die'
'if your friend has an eye infection, scare them and spit into their eye'
'if you have foot pain, bind a piece of feces to your foot'

>Fyodor come here
>>what is it babushka?
>i must tell you of secret, Fyodor
>>babushka, i must work in potato mine
>Fyodor, if you do not follow this arbitrary set of architectural and interior design rules, you will die or cause others to die
>>Babushka WTF
>you must listen. Please Fyodor
>>you must take potato medicine, babushka
>spit in your friend's eye, Fyodor
>tie poop to your feet

What am I supposed to do when my dog is pissing?

some more
'if you step over a person while they are lying down, they will stop growing'
'if you cross your eyes, they will remain that way forever'
'if you want to catch fish on a fishing trip, you cannot wash your hands after using the bathroom that morning'

This is the best kind of retarded

if you remember any more pls share

>'if you step over a person while they are lying down, they will stop growing'
Is this really where manlets come from?

Well thread started about moles aka skin health. Evolved into superstitions

What about krokodil? Shoot up and your arm falls off? Wait a sec, that one's true.

We need some of our own

>if you piss into the manlet pit you will become a bed wetter

I'm russian and my family never said any of those things.

if I pull that mole off, will you die?

If you sip water between sets your belly will pop mid lift.

and then they grow up to not give a fuck about any rules becasue they grew up being lied to constantly

If you OHP in the squat rack your 1rm will get stuck like that

What do one potato say to other potato?

Joke premise rediculess, who have two potato

>'If a bird shits on you, is somehow good luck'

interestingly, this one exists in almost every human culture

it's to make you feel better about birds shitting on you

Serb here,

>a fan or draft will kill you, especially if you're sleeping

Dunno why but all old people think drafts are the scariest thing ever

>bird shit is good luck
We have this one too

Fyodor then went underground and wrote books about over-emotional people.

There is a subculture online of feminists that are depraved painsluts in bed. Empowerment means choosing what you want without being shamed or w/e

Feminists are only even a thing right now because they shame women for heteronormative behavior and their natural inclinations.

I want to brutally hatefuck a feminist into tears right now.

My chink gf had tons of these.
I can't remember much of them.
>If you eat more than one orange you have to balance your body with other fruit (like apple) otherwise heat and cold aren't balanced
>more than one egg? Stop it or you die
> Mirror in the entrance hall? Never get successful because all luck will leave
>Don't flip over the fish on the table. ESPECIALLY not on new year or your curse literally everyone around you
>Take of your slippers pointing towards the bed? Get ready for ghost-rape during sleep.
And more. Even the ones with high education are really superstitious.

kek PROMAJA

My father is Serbian and used to joke about it

>eventually everyone needs a little asscream

>I'm russian and my family never said any of those things.
Russian here. heard most of those

he forgot:
>if you dont wear slippers at home you will get sick
>if you eat ice cream while sick you will get even more sick
>if there is a draft in the house you will get sick

not him, but I did once. hated me afterwards for not talking her out of it, and herself for cumming from it. but all in all was superb, can absolutely and unironically recommend.

>if you burn your finger touch your earlobe
>all the family has to sit down before leaving on a trip
>if a knife falls down someone will soon knock on the door
>if your palm itches you will come on some money soon

I know all of those but the earlobe one, and that one is kinda weird. wut

>all the family has to sit down before leaving on a trip
i like this one. i do it to this day with my family. its one last moment to make sure you got everything ready for your trip

kek don't forget going outside with even slightly wet hair, even though it is 25 degrees outside.

Sounds like old wives tales in the UK desu.

>if you're making a face and the wind changes it gets stuck that way forever
>if cows are lying down in the fields it means its going to rain because the cow's keeping their spot warm and dry
>seeing 1 magpie in a tree is bad luck and you have to greet it and ask where its husband/wife is to negatr the bad luck
>there are different meanings linked to the number of magpies you see in a tree, up to 10
>walking under ladders is bad luck
>breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck
>spilling salt is bad luck, throwing some of it over your shoulder negates it
>shoes on the table is bad luck
>wood can absorb bad luck and you touch it as a sort of "anti jynx" mechanism when stating something

>masturbation makes you blind/gives you hairy palms
>cheese before bed gives you nightmares
>opening an umbrella inside is bad luck

My grandma from Indonesia would always tell me that if I continued to bite my nails then someday the nail would get stuck inside the side of my throat, that they can't remove it and that I would die horribly.

The cheese one is correct actually.
Lots of proteins and fats before sleep will lead to more vivid dreams.
And vivid dreams, one's you become aware and conscious in the middle of espescially, oft transforms into scary and nightmarish things.

its left palm for gaining money, and right one for losing. surprisingly, happened to me couple of times xd

There's a rhyme for magpies in the UK as well regarding how many you see:
>one for sorrow
>two for joy
>three for a girl
>four for a boy
3 magpies means someone you know is going to have a baby girl soon, 4 means they'll have a boy.

That's the most slav shit I have ever seen in a picture.

My fuckin sides.

>if you drink coffee and are underage, you will grow a tail

...

lol, one time i got a wound on my hand some i had it closed for a while and my grandma told me that if i didnt open it my arm would fall off

>if you keep touching your peepee you will start liking them and end up like your great great uncle

(NB: who was publicly lynched for sodomy back in the day)

>more than one egg? Stop it or you die
should have told piana

>if your palm itches you will come on some money soon
le rubbing hands man

Infections can make your arm fall off.

>if you kill your enemies, they win

>if you (a boy) dress like a woman you will get sick (turn gay)
i think the transgender movement made this one true

Got a cold? Drink hot water.
Been stabbed? Drink hot water.
No food due to famine? 那咱们就喝热水吧!

>那咱们就喝热水吧!
Tea makes sense now! Its just flavored hot water!
那咱们就喝热水吧!

Oh shit you're right, us Brits are the same as the Chinese