Most alpha thing you've done recently?
>Go to bed because I've got work early tomorrow
>Woken up at 1am by neighbours fighting
>Don't get back to sleep until 3am
>Up at 6am and pissed
>As I'm walking to my car I see them arguing on their lawn
>Look at them in digust
>The guy says "What the fuck are you looking at?"
>Point at him and say "Don't fucking try me, cunt"
>He didn't
>be me
>see old beta guy with his wife or whatever
>make fun of him in front of his wife
>wink at her
>she giggles and blushes
What a fucking cuck
Smoked weed like a degenerate with some classmates a couple days ago. I regret it, but...
>we get to talking about how fucked it is that your life can change in an instant, how you revert to old patterns and sabotage yourself
>guy with the weed admits he's back to smoking cigarettes, smoked all throughout high school
>weasly cunt calls him disgusting while admitting to smoking American Spirits for a while one sentence ago
>I say spirits are for hipster faggots
>he gets huffy about it
>I tell him that people make mistakes, most smokers accept the risk and don't need to be shit on for it
>goes quiet
Feels good, man. It's the little things
> had like 22 tabs of cuck and blacked open
> "What am I doing!?"
> Switch to an alpha going ham on a submissive trap to finish
Little steps.
>Op's car is keyed up the next day
sure bud
>load leg press machine with 20 pl8s
>get in
>don't even use it to exercise
>start watching youtube videos on my phone
>continue for half an hour
>finally get bored
>dont even rerack the pl8s
Not sure if b8??
t. 16 year old
>Not watching cucked and pretending to be the bull
Never gonna make it
Proud of you, keep it up
I'm 19 bud. But yeah it was pretty immature all in all
Most alpha or most wannabe-alpha acting like an insecure teenager?
>Most alpha
Quit my job to study full-time
>Most Veeky Forums "alpha"
Yelled at some drunk people
>think I see some guy from GNC at the gym
>go up to him and ask if it's him
>nope
>'guess I'm just prejudice against black haired people'
>laugh and walk off
Pretty sure I made him feel insecure about having black hair.
true
I think not shying away from confrontation and meeting conflict head on is very mature, I don't see how it relates to acting like an insecure teenager. OP did handle it pretty. childishly though
>withdrawing money from bank
>guy is arguing with a teller
>mild for a bit then starts screaming
>she tries to get him to leave but he won't
>I walk over and tell him he has to leave
>he spits on me so I punch him in the nose drag him outside and kick him a few times
>get kinda worried he's gonna call the cops or something so I gtfo of there
Not super alpha but I rarely fight people and it felt good to beat some guy acting like a dickhead
>live my life
>dont let a tibetan porn image board dictate what i want to do
underrated
I think some people really forget this is an anonymous image board and take some of things said too seriously
>sucker punch
>alpha
>doesnt even manage a knockdown without flailing multiple times
Sucker punch is a-okay if they spit on you
sometimes I talk to girls
I agree, anybody participating in Veeky Forums approved threads should examine their life
Not view social interactions in the toxic "alpha/beta" false dichotomy borne out of a laughably fragile ego and childish idea of masculinity
>shitskins forming a line at the bus stop after I was there before 98% of them
>they are standing in the sun because they already have shit skin
>i'm back in the shade as they dictate a messy """line"""
>bus arrives
>cut all of them (rightfully)
>no one says a word
my heart was racing because I knew if one of them spoke up i'd fucking lose it but they just stayed meek
>tfw aggressive
You're a nigger
If you were a true aloha you wouldn't of listened to your neighbors yell for hours keeping you awake you would of told them to shut the hell up right then and there.
>true aloha
phone faggot.
Real Hawaiian hours.
I did, I assumed that goes without saying, being woken up is what kept me from going back to sleep, not my neighbours.
>New roommate moves in
>Turns out to be kind of a dick, nice guy but drinks too much
>Keeps staying up till 5 am drinking and pisses off my other roommate
>She's a woman so can't into confrontation
>Stress about how to deal with it
>One night get up to take a piss
>Roommate is up and blasting tv
>Brain goes on autopilot
>"Hey X. It's two AM. You need to go to bed."
>"Oh hey man, I was just--"
>Starts making excuses
>"No. I'm not your babysitter. You need to go the fuck to bed. Other people live here."
>By the time I am done pissing he's in his room with lights out, TV off
>Later feel like I dreamed the whole thing
>Except now he's submissive and does everything I tell him
I feel kinda bad for having to establish that kind of dynamic but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Just apologize to him for being a dick but let him know the noise at all hours of the night was bothering people. I mean it was the first time anyone actually said anything to him about it, and he promptly complied, so he's clearly not an insufferable POS that deserves to be talked down to
Reminds me of a similar experience
>Be me
>Roughly 16
>Be living at girlfriends place since it's closer to school
>Lazy Saturday afternoon
>Fucking
>Hear upstairs neighbors fighting
>It's getting annoying
>Climb upstairs
>Knock on door
>Dude comes out
>Politely ask him to shit his fucking shit up I'm truing to creampie a bitch downstairs
>He laughs it off
>I laugh it off
>I go inside for a beer
>Yells at his wife to get me a beer
>She bitches about it
>But ultimately complies
We're still bros to this day. He left his wife, and is banging a cardiobunny. We sometimes lift together.
>american porn
do u live in london ontario?
not me you are asking but i live in texas
You sure showed them my Aryan brother!
I had this same thing happen to me but with old white people.
I got to the bus stop when no one was there and was waiting up the front. Then like 20 other people arrived while I was waiting and formed a line behind the bus shelter. When the bus arrived I cut in front of the shelter and waited for the old people to get on first before I cut in line, and this old lady was saying really loudly "did you see that rude young man cut the entire line? No respect. We've been lining up for ages." I wasn't gonna talk shit to an old lady. But this fit blonde chick did the same thing as me and ended up sitting next to me on the bus.
>heart pounding in chest
>wouldn't know what to do if somebody called you out
Well aren't you a cute little alpha doggy
You sound like a couple of outstanding citizens
Legally it's not a sucker punch because spitting on somebody is already assault
Marlboro not is the real hipster cigarette, I only see hicks smoke American spirits
good to know
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>Go out with friends
>Buddy sees a girl he likes
>Wingman for him
>Build him up to her, make some jokes at my expense
>He goes home with her
Alpha as fuck
Sounds like you got cucked
Now that's a true alpha right there
Man, I get enough sloots. I was just happy to help a good friend out. I genuinely felt good about myself the day after.
underrated
Wish I had a friend like this.
i unironically did this before cutting out porn entirely
>that fucking nugget joining in
my fucking ribs
underrated af had me spill my quark/orangejuice shake all over the keyboard
>not raping him to assert your dominance
And you call yourself an alpha.
Alpha male detected.
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>Riding my new bike down the street
>Get stopped by some urban "youths"
>Tell me get off my bike, one has a bat
>I listen
>One of the youths, take a can of spray paint
>Paints a square, and tells me to stand it and not dare step out until they're done teachin me a lesson
>The other 2 youths start beating my brand new bike up with bats
>Knock the lights off, break the chain, rip the seat off etc.
>Tell me not to come through their hood again and leave
>I start dying laughing
>Motherfuckers don't even realize I jumped out of the painted square like 3 times when they weren't looking
>talking to a girl in a party
>her skinny boyfriend comes from fucking nowhere
>grabs my neck and pushes me
>fleeorfight.jpg
>well fuck him
>I punch the motherfucker in the face hard until we are separated by my friends and his
>my friends take me out to breathe a bit
>fucker calls the police
>he needed to take 6 stitches on the face, had an orbital bone fractured and a deviated septum (discovered it with my lawyer later)
>policeman talk to both of us
>his girl begin being a turbobitch
>"he tried to force me to kiss him! he tried!"
>tfw never even touched the whore
>I am possessed by the spirit of Chad
>looks right at her eyes
>smiles
>"dear, I don't try to force a kiss even with beautiful girls, why the fuck would I try to do it with you?"
>girl go silent
>I turn to the cop, still smiling
>boyfriend ready to chimp out
>cop trying very hard not to laugh
>I go to the police station with him, explain what happened
>some weeks later I had an audience with the distric attorney
>that shit didn't even go in my historic and I just had to do some hours of community service
Feels good, man.