Why aren't you drinking user? Come on don't be such a health nut!

I feel that.

I only drink either tasty stuff or strong stuff, fuck beer it's literally piss

I eat and drink like shit when this happens but have a strict diet privately. Makes them think.

Alcohol kills gains

Don't even bother explaining to them that you don't need alcohol to have a good time. Just walk away because they don't even understand that alcohol is a boring drug that isn't worth it's consequences. Go find stoner friends.

Its hilarious that beer is considered to be a 'mans' drink when in fact its probably the most estrogenic shit you can drink aside from soy trash.

I mean, everyone has to start somewhere. But God damn, he has a long way to go.

Would you

Alcohol is degenerate, get the fuck away from me you THOTS

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