Lets keep building the dictionary of names for fatties
>braphog
>butter golem
>butter baron
>hambeast
>ham planet/galaxy/solar system etc.
>humanatee
>landwhale
>lardbeast
>lardo
>meat zepplin
>obeast
>porker
Lets keep building the dictionary of names for fatties
>braphog
>butter golem
>butter baron
>hambeast
>ham planet/galaxy/solar system etc.
>humanatee
>landwhale
>lardbeast
>lardo
>meat zepplin
>obeast
>porker
mayos
jigglers
Ok guys, here's a story. It doesn't have a "and everyone clapped ending", it's just the sad story of fat people.
>2014
>The solar system (abridged) walks into a Domino's
>Sun: 220kg, fupa hanging out of ill-fitting clothes. Beard full of dandruff and old food.
>Jupiter: 180kg, impossible round face, round body, round arms.
>Saturn: Jupiter's mate. 200kg, fat in face, she is constantly grazing, carries a backpack of Dorito's and similar.
>Neptune: 150Kg, balding, glasses, hairy.
>Uranus: youngest of the bunch by about 10 years, 120kg. His fat distribution makes him look like a lesbian.
>Walk into Domino's
>qt cashier looks up
>horror
>disgust
>runs off
>appears with manager
>"We're here for the pizza buffet"
>"Right, sir, please have a seat"
>Five people, eight chairs.
>First order: maximum of 3 large pizzas.
>Pizza's arrive
>One plate is empty before the last plate is put on the table
>Three more
>Repeat
>Three more
>Repeat
>Until closing
>Disgusted
I don't think it was that moment, but I think it was one of the moment's that set me up for getting fit. Down to 78kg, made some gains, facial gains, and even gf gains.
t. Uranus
Those are called kennings, not names you brainlet.
>fupacabra
>butterbarge
>landmass
>meal molesters
>foodfiends
>porky pig
>blubber burritos
>blubbernaut
>20k lbs under the sea
>moose knuckle mistress
>buffet rapist
>resource rapist
>sugar slammer
>double pounder with diet coke
There's also this: dare.wisc.edu
At this point we should just be calling them dead
Newfriends forgot ambulocetus
Would still fuck the left
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It's Latin
>1 large pepperoni from dominos is 2640 calories
If they had a total of 15 pizzas (HOW??) that's 39,600 calories. Per "person" that's 9,900. They probably got specialty pizzas too, not just plain pepperoni. And of course ranch to dip their pizza in, and soda to wash it down...
They probably had ~15k calories each just there.
This is why the world is burning.
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IDK why that image is in my fat hate folder, have this instead
Wrong image but I bet he's fat
>when europoors say german trucks are bad
What am I looking at besides pure omega behavior?
hambone
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I..Is that boogie? Why does it look like a sad homer simpson mouth?
Pic related
Please no
FPH thread bud, don't come in if you're eating or easily disgusted
They did have soda, I never liked the stuff, even when I was fat. Small fucking mercies.
I appreciate the niggress, though.
>>braphog
this doesnt belong on that list
>hating on ubble butts
gtfo
"Super fit athlete"
Yeah... No. That gut and those fat thighs don't lie.
If I have soda I just drink diet, but pretty much all that shit is poison one way or another. Water is best with vodka a close second.
Braphogs are typically THICCCCCC aka fat as fuck, stop being a goddamn pig fucker you degenerate
My bad, just not a fan of the joocy booty. Here's another glute sloot for you
Ambulocetus
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>2.1 GPA
I may have believed it if that shit wasn't slipped in
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If she lost all that damn weight, she'd be gorgeous
Every time I read one of these threads I am amazed that people like this actually exist.
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That's some impressive strenght
Does anybody have that thread where the fat girl is complaining about how she works out all of the time and doesn't lose weight? I remember she talks about eating carrots, I think, but the main thing is that she has no clue about exercise and claims to run a two and a half minute mile or something.
It's too late she left humanity behind.
obeast
All of these are gold
Don't encourage it. Also it isn't impressive if you can't hold it, which that beluga clearly can't.
Here you go user: i.imgur.com
Why the fuck is this in my fat hate too, sorry =/
Thanks user, I live in a land of obesity so I get to think of new ones on a daily basis.
I actually get annoyed now when I see fatties wearing shirts like this.
At least I can take solace in the fact that 20 years from now I'll still be good for my morning jog and they'll be consuming a pharmacy worth of pills
all that a woman wants is to be boned by the bois on the ends
they say the fat cunt in the middle because of their own fat insecurities fucking braphogs jesus
>Here you go user: i.imgur.com
Thanks, user
I'd love to call this fake but I've seen obsession like this before.
>mfw I've been on the recieving end of shit like this
Because they're newfriends, of course
mirin triceps and forearm gains
ayy mayos
>i.imgur.com
holy shit that's great
That's wishful thinking. In 20 years that thing will have been dead for 10
Pretty sure one of them already had a close brush with death recently
>meat zeppelin
>butter golem
these are wonderful. but seriously though meat and fat doesnt make you fat.
America is doomed if the left is considered a "super fit athlete"
We're all going to make it
Keep moving forward buddy
I fucking love this
oh my god who is this girl?
>they say the fat cunt in the middle because of their own fat insecurities
nah
they do it to make themselves seem like "good" people
>wow such a sweet girl she doesnt care about shallow muscles at all!
that's the response they want (and get) from their social circle from behaving like this
>Saturn has more mass than Jupiter
>If she never gained all that damn weight
Ftfy
The damage has been done. She'll never be as pretty as she might have been.
Exactly what does she consider "super fit"
Did she drink all that in one night?
> as a fat woman
stopped reading there
Why does this arouse me? Please send help. I don't want to be like this.
the article if anyone wants to read
It's almost Thanksgiving. In Canuckistan. I am thankful to Veeky Forums and /fph/ for teaching me it's unacceptable to be fat and encouraging a road to healthiness. The worst was about 4 years ago when I was 29 years old. I am 6'1 and the gravity well measured at 302.
This weekend, I just completed a wardrobe refresher at Banana Republic. Waist size is 32 and I now fit in medium shirts. Not slim fit yet. There's some more work to do as I am still 177 with excess body fat.
Thank you user. You helped me and I feel much better.
Well now you have to tell us more
Good job bro, you're making it.
IMO we absolutely shouldn't accept gluttonous and self destructive behavior as "beautiful" or "normal" but we should at least accept it as forgivable
It's really no reason to hate someone
Are those 24 packs of soda
Those are her genetics you insensitive fuck
Off work so why not?
>be high school junior
>going out with qt I met year before
>going strong for 6 months all in all pretty good
>one day: user do you know who this is? (Other user's MySpace name)
>turns out I do, a guy from one of my classes back in freshman year. We were cool but he stopped talking to me a few months back.
>shows me a shitload of messages he's left on her page.
>most of it talking about how he'd be better and that user is a worthless pot head who will be a super senior
To be fair I was smoking a lot of pot at this time.
>on a hunch check my MySpace page
I'd since abandoned it as its primary purpose for me was scouting out chicks in the local area
>gentlemenbehold.jpeg
Almost 200 messages ranging from things like "you'll never be good enough to keep her" to "you won't ever amount to anything while I'll be rich"
Now this is the part where I say I did something to embarrass him and we all have a good laugh.
But I didnt. Instead me and gf just ignored it and ignored him and his fat ass (cause of course he was)
Though I did find out last month he died of chronic heart failure at age 29 so there is that.
Not a great story but hey it did happen.
>imgur
Leave
>worthless pot head who will be a super senior
Super senior?
lol don't worry about it you stupid faggot
You know Speedy Gonzalez right?
That is one beautiful nigger.
Someone who doesn't graduate and has to repeat senior year
user, there is nothing wrong with fucking a chubby girl every now and then. I find this girl moderately attractive as well, except for her bitchface in the pic. A few beers and I'd totally fug.
Am*ricans
Some uppity mullato
Not Murican im guessing? Its some who got held back a year in school essentially.
>butter golem
>humanatee
This is fucking gold
No, user, you don't understand. It's the weight gain, user. I'm aroused by women gaining weight! All is lost for me!
This. At that level of fat even skin surgery can't solve all of the problems that come out of it.
She'd need skin surgery, breast lift, possibly even implants, and at the end of it all she'd be scarred all over not just from surgery but from stretch marks.
Being fat can in most cases be boiled down to addiction. Food to a fat person is like alcohol to an alcoholic. Should we praise and accept alcoholics and the damage they do their bodies and their families? No. We get them help. We expect them to try to change. We give them ultimatums. We don't accept excuses. So why is it not politically correct to say the same thing for obese people?
The more we talk about how gorgeous and perfect fat people are, the more into their addiction they get. The more enabled they feel and the more defensive they become the moment says anything remotely negative about being overweight. The more they slowly kill themselves. It's fucking depressing.
t. Former land whale who who made a fucking effort to eat less
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the ocean is calling her
I wonder where he gets his size 73 shoes
Glugglers
help, ever since i stared getting fit i'm attracted to chubby girls. Either post some chubby QTs and end me or get me out of this shit
Fuck off, this is /fph/, your fetish doesn't belong here.
Also tie in the ignorance over proper nutrition. There needs to be a mandatory cooking class in high school where they go over nutrients, what's a healthy break down and how to go about cooking them.
Also how to go about doing this all cheaply. It would have really helped out after high school.
Do you have more of this?
His butt looks like a giant vagina wtf
When her stomach flab shifts downward the majority of her weight is now at her base and she then has trouble righting herself.
>It's really no reason to hate someone
they consume as much as the average family does.
we have tons of reasons to hate them.
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Can't go wrong with The Obeast.
someone explain braphog
>There's also this: dare.wisc.edu
>ALL MEAT AND NO POTATOES
what did they mean by this