Hey user, how flexible are you?

Hey user, how flexible are you?

Not flexible enough my princess. Please punish me by making my bury my face between your thighs

urge to rape.....RISING!!

HAHA, pathetic virgins.

I'm pretty flexible for my size.

I can suck my own dick

about this flexible

I used to be able to do this when I was younger

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I can deepthroat myself

hope to be able to eat my ass one day

who is this brip brap?

about this

>nice toot box you've got there. Yes I'm flexible, enough to make you scream

Only one of us needs to be flexible, I'll just stay stiff... okay?

People are so stupid and lazy that they can't read the watermark on the bottom right of the picture and assume OP is a girl. Pathetic low energy below average consuming animals.

>BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP
>Ooops I stained my one piece teehee, looks like youll have to do my laundry and wipe my ass for me now.
>Oh woops! Looks like some got on the floor too! Sorry, not sorry!

these never get old

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*flexes a 'cep*
Is this flexible enough for you?

thats a great and very apt reaction picture

The look of confused jealousy

>flexes a cep
how's this for a start

I would be able to barely lick the tip, but I stopped because it was too salty

Someone post it pls

s-sauce pls

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Flex this penis in u bby

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Fucking kek

Please let this be in the next sir comic

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About as flexible as a wooden board. Having an office job and sitting for 8 hours a day is fucking ruining my body.

>for my size

Really painting a picture there, arent you guy/hambeast

Not very.
Many of my friends are in terrible shape though, and assume I'm in just as bad shape, so when I can do stuff like touch my toes, or balance on one foot indefinitely, they're impressed.

>Not stretching before work
>Not stretching during your lunch break
>Not stretching before bed time

you're not going to make it, Fred.

Holy shit

I'm a man, I don't want to be flexible, I want to be strong.

The worlds strongest men are both.
And you are admitting that you're neither.

SWEEP THE FUCKING FLOOR YOU WHORE

I can lick my cock and I weigh 228lbs. I worry about losing more weight because I don't think I can stop myself from going full fag on my own dick.

You're already a faggot.

Says the samefag

...k

metakek

kek, more flexible than her once my adductor strain is fully healed (a word of advice - warming up is never underrated, never).

t. ballet-femanon

Ever fugged in a contorted position?
>That's my fetish

p-pics pls

Cringe

I'm looking forward to our office move so i can use the new standing desks we'll have

Can i lock you in ballet boots and make fug?

Asking for a friend