>chest expander
>Actually works back
Chest expander
>Squat
>Actually accomplishes a lot
>Deadlift
>Feel more alive then ever
>leg press
>does not produce leg juice
>flies
>don't leave the ground
>curl
>still have straight hair
>Do preacher curls despite not even being religious
>push ups
>actually pushing down
>face pull
>actually pulling a rope
>hack squat
>NSA knocks at the door
...
>decline bench
>do it anyway
>hammer curl
>actually uses dumbbells
>barbell rows
>not even in water
>skull crushers
>never touch my head
>leg extensions
>Legs havent got any longer
>clean and jerk
>room dirty & benis flacid
>romanian deadlift
>plis korona
>overhead press
>can't reach it because manlet
>crunches
>remain intact
>dips
>no nachos to go with them
>standing chest fly
>actually works back
>Calf raises
>Actually leg raises
>medicine ball
>doesn't treat my symptoms
>ImmaJustLockMyKneesRealQuick.webm
there's your juice
This will always be the funniest one
>deadlift
>people still do it
Yah blew it.
ded
>chinups
>uses hands
Seems like you haven't heard of the revolutionary juicero(tm)
Do some english grammar curls
>calf raises
>They're still making minimum wage
>calf raises
>i don't raise any animal
>captain's chair
>I have no qualifications to be the captain of any marine vessel
...
>roman chair
>actually from the US
>calf raises
>doesn't result in a full-grown cow
>pull-ups
>already potty trained
>post on Veeky Forums
>not an angry manlet fresh from the pit
>preacher curls
>altar boys mire
>Gymnasium
>Nobody is actually naked
>Chin ups
>Still depressed
>pullover
>hoodie in the washer
>split jerk
>between morning and evening
>snatch pull
>actually repels women
Go home, Charlie
>Rows
>No column exercise
Oh god that feel
>dumbbells
>actually pretty intelligent when you grt to know them
>Veeky Forums
>actually isn't
>ask my Veeky Forums friend if shrugs are a meme
>he doesn't know
...?
>Split squats
>No bananas anywhere
>dumbbell curls
>dumbbells aren't vectors and therefore have no curl
>barbell
>No bell sound coming out of it
> calf raises
> know nothing about kettle