Chest expander

>chest expander
>Actually works back

>Squat
>Actually accomplishes a lot

>Deadlift
>Feel more alive then ever

>leg press
>does not produce leg juice

>flies
>don't leave the ground

>curl
>still have straight hair

>Do preacher curls despite not even being religious

>push ups
>actually pushing down

>face pull
>actually pulling a rope

>hack squat
>NSA knocks at the door

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>decline bench
>do it anyway

>hammer curl
>actually uses dumbbells

>barbell rows
>not even in water

>skull crushers
>never touch my head

>leg extensions
>Legs havent got any longer

>clean and jerk
>room dirty & benis flacid

>romanian deadlift
>plis korona

>overhead press
>can't reach it because manlet

>crunches
>remain intact

>dips
>no nachos to go with them

>standing chest fly
>actually works back

>Calf raises
>Actually leg raises

>medicine ball
>doesn't treat my symptoms

>ImmaJustLockMyKneesRealQuick.webm
there's your juice

This will always be the funniest one

>deadlift
>people still do it

Yah blew it.

ded

>chinups
>uses hands

Seems like you haven't heard of the revolutionary juicero(tm)

Do some english grammar curls

>calf raises
>They're still making minimum wage

>calf raises
>i don't raise any animal

>captain's chair
>I have no qualifications to be the captain of any marine vessel

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>roman chair
>actually from the US

>calf raises
>doesn't result in a full-grown cow

>pull-ups
>already potty trained

>post on Veeky Forums
>not an angry manlet fresh from the pit

>preacher curls
>altar boys mire

>Gymnasium
>Nobody is actually naked

>Chin ups
>Still depressed

>pullover
>hoodie in the washer

>split jerk
>between morning and evening

>snatch pull
>actually repels women

Go home, Charlie

>Rows
>No column exercise

Oh god that feel

>dumbbells
>actually pretty intelligent when you grt to know them

>Veeky Forums
>actually isn't

>ask my Veeky Forums friend if shrugs are a meme
>he doesn't know
...?

>Split squats
>No bananas anywhere

>dumbbell curls
>dumbbells aren't vectors and therefore have no curl

>barbell
>No bell sound coming out of it

> calf raises
> know nothing about kettle