Be 6'4"

Gabriel getting your dick sucked in a tin shack with no roof isnt something to brag about

>be 5'11.9
>hope that a renegade bus will run me over daily

>live in third world
>make american minimum wage
>ALL DESE STARVING CHICKS JUS KEEP COMIN AT ME? LOOOL

brazilians are the niggers of the universe

you sure got me man

Lmfao

>see a manlet
>pinch his cheek and ask "who's a big boy?"

>user lies on a Peruvian rock-carrying discussion center about how secure he is in his meager stature because he isn't actually secure

Actually I'm in the merchant marine, but keep deluded living with you sub six-figure wages

BACK THE FUCK OFF!??

>Merchant
>Immediately brags about money

Checks out.

>Be in Materials and Manufacturing class
>Doing standard obligatory training on how to use the various machines in the lab
>Professor asks if anyone would like to try them out
>Manlet volunteers for the Jointer
>Arms aren't long enough to move the board the whole way through
>Has to take not one, but two pause to transition himself to pull the board through
>Start chuckling
>See other classmates start chuckling as well
>Manlets face gets noticeably red
>Goes straight to the bathroom after demo
>Probably cried in there
Feels good man

Six-figures in reales is like, twenty bucks, bro

nahhh just playin brazilian girls are cute good for you, man

>>be successful
>>live in Brazil

Pick one

>born in Manletistan
>be 180+(round about 6')
>people say wow you're so tall
>N-no I'm about 170 only
>watch manlets lose their shit around me,jumping on their high heels trying to escape the pit
Being king of the manlets is an underrated experience tbqh

forgot pic

jesus chris man did this actually happen? that's fucking depressing

>probably cried
>Feels good
You are demented.

What the fuck happened to political cartoons,and top tier satire comics in general? Shit was cash for centuries,even the propaganda one's from Soviets and Nazis are fun.
I blame the manchildren with their superman comics and sjw getting triggered by everything.
Afaik only Ben" six million more" Garrison is making any decent one's and even he goes for overt stuff since a lot of it goes over the head of the audience

>Grills

>be 6'3"
>tell people I'm 6'3"
>"no way, I thought you were like 6'5"

why??

because 6' guys tell people they're ~6'2" as it's the go-to "perfect" height to round up towards

this reminds me of a really talk dude asking me how tall i thought he was i said 6'4 when he was 6'8 and i saw the light dim in his eyes

I feel no remorse because every time we start a new project, the guy is always telling people that they're doing something wrong when really it's he that keeps messing up his projects. And so, he keeps screwing up projects for others in the class. I actually hold the autistic kid (an actual autistic, with a yard wrangler as part of the deal) to a higher level of respect.

>5'8"
>people think i'm 5'11" or 6" for some reason

>Be 5'11.75"

I'm actually 6 foot and I hate you

>be 5'6
>people think i'm 5'6

>be 6 foot 7

Fuck you manlets

>worried about a meme
>he says while wanting to marry the biggest meme itself
Vaginal jew's gonna get ya sooner or later

>still posts in the thread

You were insecure enough to post that obvious cry for help

>be 6'2"
>drivers license says I'm 6'0"
>tell people I'm 6'0"
hehe

why are american so small and orange skinned?

This made me feel good.
Keep being happy, user!

Devilish

>Be 6'3''
>Girls complimenting my hight
>Living the life

>same height, 6'4"
>say im 5'9"

>grills

>Be 5'10''
>People think i'm 5'8''
Why

Be 5.6"
people always ask how tall I am
always say im 6 foot

fucking tons of Stacies
lanklet goes home alone

>be 6'0.5 ish
>"how tall are you?"
>"How tall do you think I am?"
>"6' 2"?"
>"like 6'0"
>"no way user over here says hes 6 foot you're like 2 inches taller"
>Silly manlets