JUST

How does one come back from this?

It's sized for your well

"As long as you know how to use it"

Thank me later user

If someone doesn't think of something better, then I'm sending this

>My penis will make you gag

She will say something like all guys say that or how big or a smiley face or some shit

>oh its not big, I've just not washed it in months

>oh
>have a nice day

kek do this

It might look small in your big vagina

>im a size girl

Every time i just tell them they will get my forarm

>women don't care about penis size
>they said penis size was a meme

>well, let's just say I hope you have pet insurance

??? What do you mean

>cause I'm gonna destroy that pussy

>tfw dicklet

It will make your boobs look bigger in comparison

A-are you an archeologist?

>My mommy says it's a big peepee

>well at least I can make my dick bigger, you'll always be fat

just send angled and slightly shopped dick pic you faggot

this

Why would you text a girl this nonsense

i like this.

or i would just send her a pick of my dick
or just tell her something like
"hope you dont mind pain", "hope you like being all the way filled"

Hard to choose between these two, rest are absolute shit tier suggestions. As always, fpbpspbp
>hold me fit

>some call me the taxidermist, cause I will stuff your pussy

the first was a better suggestion

i hope you can handle baby carrots ;)

Wow you really fucked up. She asks if you have a big dick and your response is if you know how to use it?? Wtf does that even mean. 100% chance she ghosts you

The only good answer was a dick pic idiot.

Kek

May aswell gone with

>Y-you too

you choose the dickletist answers of all.
I dont think she will respond. Hope she proves me wrong.

entertainment. you know tinder isn't a serious app, right? it's for hookups and trolling

She thinks your peen is small now, idiot

Key is not to even hint that you're worried about your dick size, regardless of its actual size.
breddy gud desu

>Entertainment
>uses the least entertaining response

>I have a tiny dick: the post
kiss yourself

Bad move, you've basically used an excuse as to why its okay to have a tiny dick... this communicated weakness and you probably blew it.

>Sorry I wasted your time

Just say "ok we have a deal"
It's not hard guys

'yeah'

srsly

>what do i have to do to deserve it
lol, whiteboi beta confirmed

cringed hard, my man

welfare detected, go be a nigger somewhere else.

>n-nigger!
lol you can't even game a fat bitch you met on tinder, my cuck.
pathetic dicklet..when will you learn..

kek

Sorry for wasting your time

"My mom says it's a nice sized penis"

Guaranteed to work

kek

Autism. Not even once

IM PANIXKING

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hahhaha op come on man....

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notgettinglaid/10

kek

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that was honestly the best answer
then again I don't have a big dick so what I judge best is probably shit

>he's never gonna make it
Lmao what a fucking beta dicklet

Asking what you have to do to deserve it, rofl. Alpha would already know he deserves it. Stop being a beta-cuck, faggot

Now I wait

Dude

OP, I'm guy that gave you the first line - ya fucked up by sending that second message. Also the other posters in this thread have absolutely no game and are proving it.

Wtf is 'sized for your well'

This is akin to a fisherman tossing every type of tackle in his arsenal into the water at once after losing a fish.

>pls respond

LOL

that beta double text. move on dude you're not getting your dick wet tonight.

got to go hard

>ok we have a deal

Good job man keep sending her texts. The more you text her the more see knows you like her. Girls love this. I recommend at least 10 texts per hour

...

*** TRIPLE text

jesus man. you're fucked

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Disgusting generate fornicators. You will burn in a lake of fire.

This isn't over yet my man. You need to bring it back from the brink

>I love you

no fucking way dude you did not just do that

By having a well sized penis.
>tinder
>not meeting girls in real life
>kys

She looks fat anyway. Too fat for your well.

put me in the screencap

please please please OP add a "pls respond"

You've fucked up. You fucked up big time, OP

Time to dig yourself out of this hole
>my dick is big enough
>let me prove it
>pls bby
>show bobs and vagene

It's the only way to keep your dignity after this shit show

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>your

fucking kek

this, rolling for dubs to force op to deliver

>not finding a beautiful pure white wife at church who loves you and will always be faithful to raise your beautiful traditional white American Christian family

Can't get better than this, just send it

Dis. Just dis

FUCKING RETARD YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO COME AS CLEVER, WITTY, ADVENTUROUS NOT AFRAID OF REJECTION BUT INSTEAD YOU SENT HER A MESSAGE THAT LITERALLY SAYS "I HAVE A SMALL DICK"

RETARD RETARD RETARD

SON IM DISAPPOINT

Only someone who posts on Veeky Forums is capable of fucking up something that close to a sealed deal, jesus christ

dubs for "pls respond"

rolling for "pls respond"

Digits have spoke. Do it OP.

>samefagging this hard
wew laddie

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Add me in the screen cap

>No pls respond
>Missed quints

U dun goofed

This. Thought one similar.

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In that short time you can't even post that often

write haha
sorry

roll

quads roll

rolling

Just unmatch in shame you fucking autist

Awful, and I mean terrible. What a cop out. You JUST said you have a tiny peen. How can you start with call me daddy then two texts later tell her it's about the motion in the ocean. Terrible. I hope this is fake becuase that is embarrassing.

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