Gf was always your typical slim SEAsian

>korean midriff

So those girls are slim and flat like your gf was before she became chubby? Shouldn't she be happy that are attracted to girls like her?

Or am I not getting this?

No because she has a twin sister that is still flat and so in her eyes I'm more attracted to her sister than to her

Stfu, thats literally just all porn ever. My girl aint always down so ima beat my meat nigga.

Well, that's her fault for letting herself go. Don't fall for this stupid psychological gaslighting where it somehow becomes your fault that she is fat now. She should lose some weight if she likes you.

Don't worry that won't happen, I think I'll tell her that for each weight loss she does I'll let her delete some photos

Guys she's on the phone and is speaking Korean really quickly and I don't know what she's saying
All I got is salne ulhadda

Sounds arabian to me

Yeah, she's talking fast and I'm crap and picking up words.
Whatever, she's calmed down now and is looking through the bank accounts now.
Guess she's trying to buy a gym account lol

do you mean sou taai xiu ada?

it means maybe we are but i new more context

Dis gonna be good

>salne ulhadda
korean here she's leaving you

Stop having yellow fever

>looking through gym accounts in a fit of rage
She's leaving you.

Shes checking if she has enough money to move away from you

pic related is OP after a couple of weeks

Ok guys I'm on my phone here, she stopped the phone call and opened the front door lock, and she took me to the bedroom and we had sex.
After I finished I came back and saw my pc and tower were smashed to bits

Why is this a bad thing your gf is obviously subpar. Maybe she'll actually start to put in some effort to look good.

>gf was always your typical slim SEAsian

dropped. jungle asians are nasty and ugly

You said she's SE Asian but now you're saying she's talking Korean? Do you even know where Korea is on the map?

Hint: not southeast asia

Jap here, I have no idea what she said but you're fucked

Brent is that you?

...

Asia has Korea, Japan China Vietnam Thailand Phillipines ect
Korea is to the east of Asia
Korea is near the bottom
Korea=Se Asia

Yeah.. I'm not buying it you fucking faggot.

Lol you could have her arrested for that. Also if you fucked her she might try and claim rape

>Korea is near the bottom
u wot

Lol who gave you geography lessons? Asia also has Mongolia, India, etc.etc.etc. Korea is in the east but nowhere near south, its north of Japan you idiot.

Nah she always wanted to tie me with a kid so she wouldn't do that

two part image here
Part one is world map

And when I go onto Se Asia

Ok she just apologised to me and said she's going for a run to clear her head and that she'll see me in around.
Should I sign her up for a boot camp or diet program while she's gone?

Lmfao you're literally just posting an image of north/middle east asia. This has to be bait, I am not responding anymore.

Why would you pretend to be me? Can't believe this thread is still going. She's shut up about it now but I've no doubt its still in her mind

What, guys I just got home and someone's being me?

that just gave me an idea for the next big psyop after flat earth. only one pole. south and north pole are the same big chunk of ice, nobody's ever gone all the way across, planes won't fly over the poles (right?) and regarding satellite photos and stuff you can just continue using whatever the flat earth shills use now.

elites, hire me.

Where do I meet Japanese girls at university? Do they look down on half Japs?