Plg - PANZER lifting general

Let's make the worst plg ever

Don't forget to change your name to Sean before posting

GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE

Nice blog

gues if im the real Sean or not

nope

Post a lift

I drive a fighter jet and make a bargilliin dollars and have a nine inch dick and lift all the weight and my dad loves me.

I probably have the biggest dick in plg and I'm not even joking

make me, faggot

t. Sean

>searching for used cars online
>check the sellers names
>find a female name
>bingo
>nervous AF
>phone her up
>ask to see the car
>she gives me my address
>almost can't hang up the phone hands are so sweaty
>drive to her house
>knock and she answers the door
>absolute brapphog
>he yoga pants can barely contain her thighs
>we go and see the car
>ask her to take me on a drive in the car to see how it preforms
>we go on a drive in the 90 degree heat
>she's sweating all over the seat
>we finish the ride and I ask to inspect the car
>I go over to the drivers side and take a huge whiff of the drivers seat
>*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif*
>tell her I'm no longer interested and drive back home

I want a to wrap my lips around the butthole of a braphogg and I want her to blow a wet stream of Norman Khan down my throat

Stop it

I want Livia Cavalcanti to take a Norman khan in my mouth and I want to check it up and blow it down her feminine dickhole through the gaps of my teeth then I want to jerk her off and have her cum wet cummy Norman khans all over my supple sensitive nipples and tongue

Chew it up*

I want raffy and livia to rub a wet Norman khan all over their soft feminine penises and then I want them to double team me while I helplessly squirm and wiggle in the oily corny Norman khan

Now this is blogging

what the fuck is this thread. all the shitposting is ruining Veeky Forums

...

Why do so many people like fireball? It's unironically the shirt is drink there is

Shittiest*
Ducking Christ I hate autocorrect

> Ducking
Rrreeeee

I can abduct at the hip quite well, to the point where my knees hardly track past my toes even when front squatting with a raised heel, and I like to squat with a wider stance in general. Is it worth deadlifting sumo? I have long femurs, short torso, avg wingspan and DL is already my strongest lift but I'm weak off the floor.