Fabio

Is it even possible to go into Fabio mode?

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just mew mah nigga

body, maybe
face/hair no

Aint nobody wanna catch a goose to the face

yeah the boys

many people have compared me to fabio

"you look like fabio's retarded half-cousin"

I have exactly what you need, the Fabio Kit:
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He got very lucky in the genetic lottery. It's very rare to have that level of beauty and masculinity at the same time.

I would not want to look like fabio. It's a bit too masculine.

>I would not want to look like fabio. It's a bit too masculine.

What's the name of this creature? Genuinely interested

I bet this thing is dating that alligator swamp monster with the burger hanging out her mouth in that one pic

Found it: Johnny Rhigini.

I'm sad to share a planet with things like that creature

>face of a 50 year old man that works in a cubicle
>frame of an 11 year old girl
>ayy lmao fingers

ytb

close

t. Faggot

>HIGH IMPACT

No. Fabio is, well was, pretty much in a league of his own. People talk about guys like Pitt and Cruse yet they look like average people when you put them up against prime Fabio. The dude is a major genetic outlier. He was super blessed. I would say he was the most attractive man of all time(no homo)

Fabio is nothing short of a demi-god in in terms of looks.
So no you probably can't.

You need God tier genetics, desu senpai.

Is it just me or does he look like Tom Cruise?

>vitiligo
>reverse trap
>dating that
>vegan
>shit tattoos

can it get anymore JUST than this

Tom Cruise has God tier facial genetics as well. But he's not 6'3, 228 lb like Fabio.

you tell me user

>Tall
>Strong
>10/10 facial aesthetics
>Owns 500 acre estate and 325 motorcycles
>Makes $150k per novel
>Still banging qt 3.14s in their 20s and 30s

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I want this man's life.

How did Fabio get to keep his full head of hair?

It's noticeably thinner up front in this recent interview. But still, he looks damned good for a guy in his late 50s.

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WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING!

be born as Fabio x F

a true alpha would have Fabio compared to him

they look happy...
how is this possible?

High doses of smug will do that.

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the guy looks like a beady-eyed, slightly retarded caveman. literally like a neanderthal. i don't think any woman would find him attractive if it wasn't for his unwarranted fame and wealth.

How to achieve Fabio mode?

Boofuckinghoo. Nobody owes you anything. Stop bitching, faggot.

>tfw want to read Viking to see the brute convert into a gentle savage and slowly fall in love with his sex slave over time.

Italian genetics, best looking men on earth.

>italian genetics

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I don't know what is saddest the pencil neck or the sunken chest or little girl arms.

I'm leaning towards the thin neck being the worst.

It's the fat face on a skeleton body that does it.

>You will never multiclass successfully like Fabio

>I swear I'm going to play according to my class this time

>you will never be alpha enough to wear an open-fronted hauberk

Meanwhile you look like this

>All this cope
Teach me thy ways, o master.

>all that butthurt
Compared to Fabio, you are less than a worm user. Keep coping.

let s see your face user, side by side comparison

and yet is playing at a world renowned football club while you're greenshitting on a pro-catalonian indepence forum

Abs of steel.

caveman features indicate higher testosterone and are objectively more attractive. stay ugly

and he s into gaming

You guys are really deluded. Fabio looks like a monkey man, case closed. You guys must be ugly as hell if you're so quick to rush to the defense of an orangutan.

It's what God intended m8

he s objectively goodlooking, not even up for debate. not that I find his look attractive but consider the following: he's made millions of dollars across multiple decades based on his looks alone and he's one of the most famous if not the most famous male model, ever. The evidence is overwhelming.

>>>/reddit/

do people really find this attractive?
he looks like caitlyn jenner

>he looks like a man
kek

Seriously though he was a sex icon for women for almost a decade. He was on pretty much every romance novel cover.