Get friendzoned by oneitis

>Get friendzoned by oneitis
>Lift for her for a YEAR
>Bang staceys along the way
>become a better person
>oneitis finally starts mirin
>the night I have been waiting for
>fuck oneitis
>SHE SUCKS AT SEX

I'm SO FUCKING MAD Veeky Forums. THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN LIFTING FOR. The WHOLE time she just laid there while I kissed her prodded her and fucked her. I fucked a shitskin from Turkey who FUCKED MY BRAINS OUT and she was all I could think of while I fucked my deadfish. A year ago I was fucking onaholes while thinking about her. Now I'm fucking her while thinking about how much more fun my onahole is. ITS NOT FAIR.

you still have your gains, faggot

You're a fucking moron op
Go fuck that turkroach some more, maybe give her another chance.

Post pics of you drilling >her otherwise I assume this is a larp

>gets laid
>is still mentally a virgin
Goddamn OP. Get over it. Some girls are bad at sex. If you actually liked her you wouldn't care.
Have you ever considered you're a sociopath that got obsessed with somebody?

thats why you dont have a oneitis you tard. nobody's perfect and there are going to be a TON of things you don't know intimately about a person until you date

the fact that she suddeny cares now is a good reason to not care about her as well

>sociopath
>on 4changz

No way

Congratulations, you have surpassed your former self

This shit night of sex should be an important milestone in your existence, embrace it

You are one dumb sonofabitch, OP, you know that?
Go slam your dick in a door a few times while you're at it.

SHE WONT EVEN CALL ME DADDY. RRREEEE

You are right. I'm a better person after all this

Tis life
I found my high school crush after years of lifting and i still couldn't do anything

You have a few choices:
> move on
> teach her because you care
Or maybe now you realize you lifted for an ideal and were thinking with your dick, not with your head, eh?

>she sucks at sex
Well, yeah.
She's a female.

What’s her name, Veeky Forums?

jesus dude don't be such a loser about it, you're the one the one who went off and bettered yourself(albeit for the wrong reason), she likely just stayed stagnant. You need to realise that she was never worth it, you can only better yourself and change your own estimations

jessica

Lashawnda...

I think OP’s oneitis is probably his blowup doll + undiagnosed schizophrenia.

>t. roastie

Stephanie (stone cold) stunah

Sara

>haven't loved anybody in years
ha ha j-jokes on you!

Sounds like a fucking dog

>the night I have been waiting for
how did you organize this night?

was it random chance or a party?

Cunt

Tim

Marty Farty had a party; everyone was there.
Tutti Frutti laid a beauty; everyone ran for air.

Please don't stand up for cold fish, theres just no excuse guy or girl.

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A healthy exciting sex life is vital for a healthy exciting relationship

4pl8

a true love story

t. 2pl8let

Women are nothing. Gains are eternal. Welcome brother