I just started a new account on Tinder and want to do this right because apparently if you just swipe right all the time you don't get any matches at all?
I just got a single selfie photo, a bio that includes my height, star sign and about meeting some cool people, my place of education and an anthem which is a song from Rocky.
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you and i both want a girl who can laugh about Veeky Forums memes
forget tinder
it's shit
also STDs
Photos -
1. Yourself, not a selfie
2. With friends
3. Yourself or with friends, in a suit / dressed up
4. Yourself with a dog
5. With friends, doing something athletic
People shouldn't have to guess it's you.
Profile -
Make it funny / interesting / like you don't give a fuck (but don't sperg it)
Your pictures should be 1) you not looking aggressive or autistic 2) you doing something fun 3) you with a dog 4) if your body is decent then have a shirtless picture but include other people. 5) whatever you want preferably you dressed nicely. Your bio should be simple and tasteful.
Watch this
Example of a bio? I can do the others but it's the bio that I might struggle with.
>2017
>you're forced to use this shitty app to fuck shitty girls which have no self confidence whatsover
christ
Well. I tried grindr but I didn't get any girls.
still counts, had sex
Oh yeah how long does it actually take for you to start getting matches? I've done the first cycle with roughly 50% left and 50% right.
bump
this is the worst bio I've ever read
>Digital meat market
OP, don't waste your time. If you want sex just pay for it, if it's that important to you. Tinder will either give you a false sense of superiority, or it will destroy your self-image and self-confidence. Don't fall for it, it's not real.
>make good profile. Simple bio, hot pics.
>never swipe left
>if you match with a hot girl say "hi (name)". If she responds say "you're hella cute, how's it going," then eventually invite her to your place to drink a six pack and eat take out
This will have about a 5% success rate. Once she's in the door it's 80% you're gonna bang. Remember you're trolling for snatch on a dating site, don't be too pickey. Lower your standards a few points and you can fuck an ok looking girl tonight with this method.
I get laid enough in bars to not really use tinder, but I have friends who have fucked HUNDREDS of ok looking girls this way.
bumping pls give extended guide
I guess I finally need to go on tinder. how do I avoid idiots like vid related?
I've heard there's some sort of tinder algorythm, anyone know anything
about this?
What's fit think of Delaney's natty status? He used to look natty but he's so vascular and big now I don't think so
Bump I want them tinder gains
>algorythm
what is your native language
>made account yesteday
>two matches
Get outta my way guys, Chad in the making here
how often do girls have herpes
if you swipe right on someone and they swipe left on you, you lose tinder gains. more tinder gains the further you are to the front of people's swipe list
>photo with friends
fuck
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She sent me a message after but unmatched me before i got to see it lol
thats rita ora for a start
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This is"her" other pic
report her
be good looking, that's literally all there is to it
it's what ugly guys tell themselves when they don't get matches lol
I've recently updated my bumble profile to one that is dismissive/insulting to 90% of the profiles, matches started coming in quite quickly. The problem is the women are as boring to talk to as their profiles would suggest.
>lol
I smiled
so just be an absolute chad
okay
I'm bored so I'll message my matches
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Can't believe she's 22. Looks much older
Probably from alcohol and drugs desu
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why not just sell ass at this point, nudes cant possibly be enough
Just go out and talk to women
Why give your info to Tinder
What a god, most tips aren't things you can just learn to do though.
Ikr
Just b urself :^)
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>just go talk to women
vs.
>just go talk to women that have already matched with you based on your looks and you can have a no-strings attached conversation with
Tinder's a lot easier than "just go talk to women"
thank you user
i will never, EVER, use tinder
jesus fucking christ those abominations, i think i need to puke
top kek
>with you based on your looks
fucking shit society
I downloaded tinder earlier this week. Have been swiping right on everyone and have 31 matches so far.
All but 3 are obese.
god can you imagine being so touchy on tinder
There are hot ones too but I'm too ugly desu
welcome to the real world you utter pussy
Too many people nowadays are easily offended
if that is considered hot, them i'm done with dating
oh fuck off, if you like pounding dumb pussy be my guest
Nah pic related is a solid 7 imo tho
M'lady
that beast is a 7 on your scale? bro.. at best that's a 4
You sound too picky
>tanlines
>saggy boobs
>dumb face
not picky user
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>only dumb people care about looks
back to /r9k/
Post your ideal 7
> apparently if you just swipe right all the time you don't get any matches at all?
Why would you ever think this? And why the fuck are you swiping right on everyone. Have some standards. 100% if a chick doesn't have any body shots she's fat.
>I just got a single selfie photo, a bio that includes my height, star sign and about meeting some cool people
Why? Have 4 or 5 good photos. 1 selfie at most. Make sure the're recent and you look good. Ask a friend how this or that pic looks. Don't worry to much about little things. I posted my pics on Veeky Forums a month or two ago and people nitpicked the fuck out of them but I still got more matches and phone numbers then I knew what to do with. Have a short and sweet bio. 2-3 sentences, Ideally with some levity. Try and open with something that has to do with the girls bio which is sometimes easier said than done considering how little some chicks give you to work with. If you can't think of something clever or witty just say "Any plans for the weekend?" Or "Get up to any shenanigans over the weekend?". Opening is not important and is just to get talking to someone. Small talk, get to know them, when it feels naturally ask them out/for their number. It's not rocket science.
I was on Tinder for about a month before I met my girl I'm seeing now, and that's after not dating for 5 years. God speed.
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But Tinder is harvesting your information, your personal data to sell for the highest bidder.
One journalist asked Tinder for all the personal data it had on her,and the 800 pages it got showed her how much it snoops on her.
The evidence comes from Tinder, but I'd expect it to be typical of services that identify users by name. That's why I call them "disservices," and don't use them.
In iowa maybe, anywhere else where girls actually look good this girl is shit
Dude she's like a 5-5.5
I have low standards. I swipe right on everyone since I'm ugly
Plus living in the Midwest with fatties everywhere lowers your standards to as long as they're not overweight on the BMI scale, usually, they're bangable
She is a strong 8, period.
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>read the sticky so you can p-
did you fucking send her to Veeky Forums you autismo
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Gawd i am kekking so hard :3
Lmao see
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I stole this off yahoo answers obviously. Gonna try and send it to a black girl.
She's not the one in the middle is she?
The one with the mole on the left
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Why are you talking to ugly ass women bro?
Because I'm fucking bored and they make up 99% of my tinder matches since I'm ugly and swipe right on everyone +250 matches
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A fellow Chicago bro. Tinder here is like shooting fish in a barrel. My goal is to fuck an 18 year old DePaul girl, that's the holy grail
>tfw lucky to get just 1 like, let alone 99+
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Swipe right on everyone
I haven't met anyone off tinder, have you? One time I swear to god I almost had a 3 some (2 girls) but they were stoners
Tinder is such a joke. I've never been able to take it seriously, so it's just entertainment when I'm drunk to send retarded stuff and wait for the desperate ones to reply.
>for me
Bane?
I'm not sure you're as funny as you think you are.