26 years old. 330 pounds. I'm Lazy. How do I even begin to find the motivation work out...

This. You can still be healthy no matter how much you weigh. Be yourself and be happy, but please don't take up space in the gym you fat fuck.

>What the fuck is wrong with me? How do I change myself?
Well first off you don't need motivation, fuck motivation. You need discipline. You need to exercise your willpower. Start small, say, 10 pushups when you wake up every day, no matter how tired you are, even if your fucking dying with the flu. That's where you should start. Also jesus, just eat less or drink more black coffee/tea look at your tits m8. wtf

From the thumbnail I thought this was an off-season pic of Phil Heath

I've been lifting for 15 years and this almost made me stop right here. My stupid meatbag body will rot and won't matter at all soon enough why the fuck bother lifting rofl? I should be slamming pepperoni pizza on the daily and fucking cheeseburgers on sight.

t. currently cutting

Time to become a man user. Make your ancestors proud.

this
motivation never lasts long
it's about making smart choices and developing healthy habits. Even when I'm down and feel like shit, I go to the gym because that's what I do. It's mechanical for me.

Go watch vids on ppl losing weight, look at pics of women you'll never have cuz you're a fat fuck.

After you start working out and dieting, remember motivation is bs and discipline is what you need mah boi.

I always had boosts of motivation that lasted a year, two years tops. But from every spurt I learned something new. The most important thing is making changes that you can stick to, no matter your motivation.
In my case, it was switching to intermittent fasting. Cutting pounds of fat became easy as fuck, and now I cannot imagine sticking to any other eating pattern.
I might have an idea later in my life, and I'd feel motivated again, but it'll probably fade after some time. But on the way, I might adopt some habits that will stay with me forever.

Dont go right into working out. I lost 30 pounds just by eating less. Do that, and once you get down to a healthier weight start incorporating exercise (but start small like going on walks)

Becoming fit requires character traits that apparently you lack
not all of us are gonna make it