slaps your gf's ass in the club

> slaps your gf's ass in the club

What do?

Rent her out

mog him

shake his hand and ask for a pic

5%er for life

>kick him
>He flies through the air in a perfect spiral
>Onlookers stop and stare in awe
>His limp body falls through the goal post
>The crowd goes wild
>John Madden chuckles and gives a thumbs up

>inch piana

>try to slap his ass right back
>miss and whack the back of his head

ask him to be my bull and sell the clip for a decent amount of cash due to targeting a niche market.

not gonna lie but I dont like this.
I usually hate the sjw shit like the next guy but that dude in the picture is trying to make the best out of what he got despite all the rich piano 5% memes.

dunno man

>grab him and do bicep curls

>What do you call a gathering of 10 midgets?
>A little get together

Let him fuck my girl for $20
I got bills to pay nigga

Ask why he hi-five my gf

How come all dwarves look the same? Similar to how people with down syndrome look alike too.

because you focus on the attributes that distinguish them from the normal populace, and as such those are the ones that come to mind when you think of them

Slap his ass back and watch him fly

Suggest we settle this conflict like gentlemen.

trick question, he wont be able to reach her ass

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Be surprised that he could reach

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pretend like i slapped her ass since she didn't even see the little guy

There's a few of them without midg-face, there's even some with tiny bodies and regular sized appendages.

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I don't get it

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Batista bomb

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Jeff Nippard?

why the fuck did you head buttt my gf ?get real midget

Kek

realize you are dating a womanlet and thank the midget for opening your eyes

get a real gf now

not bad

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