Has anyone been kicked out of a gym?

You have a drinking problem. You could have took pre work out instead of alchol.

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>Some drunk guy shouting "LIGHTWEIGHT BABY"

Dear user.
I fully understand your thirst for gains may have led you to do questionable things but i must ask you.
was there never a moment where you might have had the thought "maybe it's not such a bright idea to go completely shitfaced to the gym whereas i handle my alcohol like a pre-teen girl".
please kys yourself.

>Has anyone been kicked out of a gym?
No because we aren't faggots that do not follow the rules.

Yeah back in college I was kicked out of the gym one day for showing up wearing jeans and boots, Just wanted to do some squats between class but that day's gym dude was more strict than the other gym dudes.

I was never banned from a gym though.

>be me
>16 (years ago)
>awk as fuck, scrawny
>go to a kickboxing gym
>it's basically just a cardio class
>doing kicking drills
>hug friendly black dude kicking while I hold the bag
>I can't hold it anymore, put the bag down for a second between kicks
>he is looking straight at me and keeps going
>stops midkick and pulls a muscle
>everyone gives me a death glare
>owner takes me aside and tells me not to come back
and nothing of value was lost

>I don't want to sue
Delusional 2 digit IQ mongoloid. If you think drinking and going to gym intoxicated is smart in any way you should rethink your morals and do some self-reflection. Maybe there is still a chance for you to discover some intelligence within you.

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>give me 4 chances CMON
>forgive big to get big

You are a disgusting person and you need to get help. The people at the gym should of beat the shit out of you then threw you out. I hope your liver fails you faggot. Btw, nice bait

this sounds about right. Not remembering your gym session but asserting that you hadn't done anything wrong seemed delusional

its sad to see white guys with yellow fever not get any women

One of the few pretty Asian girls in the world desu

Why most kickboxing classes are cardio only? Thats the reason i went to grappling.

wow idiot

>Loads up lmao2plate on the bar in the squat rack
>Sits down on a bench next to
>Head hangs low, eyes closed
>Takes a few deep breaths
>Throws back his head, eyes still closed
>"LIIIIIIGHT WEIGHT BAABEEEee ..."
>Head slumps down again as the entire gym looks over
>Lets out a sigh and dozes off for a minute or two
>Jerks back awake and looks around with crossed eyes, not noticing the people who are still watching
>Softly whispers "lightweight ..." before he reaches for his water bottle that - for some reason - looks like a bottle of vodka
OP's fw some cardio bunnies walked in a few minutes later

fucking kek

she is meh even for asian
shit bait you pathetic attentionwhore

do you like to think of yourself as the so called ''bad-ass'' or ''villain'' in movies?

>she is meh even for an Asian
Bullshit, besides her and that volleyball chick I don’t know any hot Asians. the ones I see irl need to be paper bagged

>thinking t h i c c asians arent top tier

never gonna make it

>in gym, pretty new so still nervous there when other people around
>a lot of people there this evening
>I'm a kissless virgin loser
>2 teenage qt girls are squatting next to me
>one of them comes up to me and asks me if they can take the plates next to me (which I'm not using)
>she is really pretty so I'm spilling spaghetti really badly as I mumbles that it's okay
>she notices it and gets a little grin and goes back and whispers to her friend
>her friend soon comes up and start asking me questions, fake-flirting with me in an obvious way to mock me
>I try to ignore it and brush it off but I can feel myself blushing and tears starting to appear in my eyes
>she walks back and whisper to her friend and they both giggle a little
>I just snap inside, I don't know what happened but I felt all the anger over the years coming up from my inside
>I grab the curl bar like a sword, charge the girls and slam the cutest of them all I can on the shoulder
>she falls to the floor and I turn to the next and
she barely dodges my hit and jumps away screaming
>2 big guys tackle me and hold me down before I can strike again and they are furious
>they keep telling me who the fuck I am to hit a young girl and they call me a psycho as they hold me down, hurting me
>soon police is called and I'm taken into custody
>I'm facing charges for severe assault with extra harsh punishment since it was directed at a minor
>also got my membership in the gym taken and got lifetime banned from it, every other gym in the chain and if I can trust the owner, soon enough every gym in the country

NOTHIN BUT A PEANUT

>tfw when she already took a gaypop idols gook dick

Recently got banned because my bodybuilder friend got banned from a crossfit gym that just replaced our old gym in the same location, and they told him that he can no longer go there because it's their company policy to rid bodybuilders. I got mad and went up to the management and owners and told them that they are being judgemental towards people and it's unprofessional, got banned the next day. Then next day my female friend gets banned for letting them know that the gym has bed bugs with a picture proof. That gym is fucked

>Begin drinking two beers and a bit of vodka before most gym sessions (not an alcoholic

Why would this be self hatred? What makes you think that certain names belong to certain cultures.

Lol everything is like subjective BRO! You tell him.

>be me
>have 24hr access to military gym
>get shit faced one night
>think it's a good idea to go the gym
>vomit all over treadmill
>leave

Mfw people were speculating for weeks on who it was and rumours of dna testing were going round.

Fucking yellow bastards appropriating my white English culture

>be me
>running test+deca cycle
>gains like crazy, plus roid rage (it is a real thing)
>go to normie commercial gym
>full of old people who hate it when you make the slightest bit of noise
>doing power cleans with bumper pl8s, not even dropping the weights
>finish set, old man shouts at me from his treadmill "hey son stop dropping the weights"
>this is like the 3rd time this same guy had said this to me.
enough.jpg
>grab am empty barbell, wield it like a spear, start walking towards the man
>scream at the top of my lungs "WHO'S MAKING NOISE NOW OLD MAN. HUH?!?! WHO THE F U C K IS MAKING FUCKING NOISE NOW YOU WRINKLY BITCH!!" or something along those lines, I don't really remember
>get tackled by gym staff
>lifetime ban + restraining order from old man
roids, not even once

this is pasta you faggot

KEK

Why didnt you clean it up?

Damn, I've thought you were Russian or at least Finnish. Too bad they have no video of your workout, I'd put this music on it youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ

he's lazy. That's why he joined the military

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no it isnt shitstabber

kek i remember this thread

I saw some cardio in there too.

Post tits OP.

some of them are alright

Nothing better

>be me a few years ago, shortly after I started lifting
>doing them 3x5 squats
>finish
>take all the plates off of one side
>barbell tips over and goes straight through the wall, making a giant hole

they didn't ban me but they always looked at me funny after that, and they banned my gym buddy shortly after for taking too long showers (they weren't even long lmao) so I switched gyms anyways
also I visited that gym a year later and that hole was still there

most asians are disgusting but some of them are true goddesses

>I can barely remember Wednesday's gym session but I didn't do anything wrong

if they kicked you out and you were drunk enough to lose memory i can tell you - you did something wrong.

Could you ask them what you said specifically?

I want to know if you were being a generic drunk asshole or me sing Veeky Forums style IRL.

P-pls respond

Memeing*

Yes, I am a monolithic version of what you think I am, per disagreeing wjth you. Actually I'm more like Sheldon. Witty, sensical and analytic, even like Sherlock or Rich Sanchez.

I'll kick your ass for calling me villan, I stand for good. So you should STAND DOWN

Jesus christ you're making it hard for me to nofap

>work at gym
>men usually kicked out for inappropriately touching women
>really fucking creepy
>mfw they try to sneak back in and i get to kick them out

you havent seen any prevalent k-pop starlet pics for example? op chick looks worse than some qts i saw in the city centre, her face seems to scream 'kill me'

>tfw when

What type of gyms do big titty asian girls go to?

Whatever you do don't Google her cam name. Don't Google bombshellsexy.

>k-pop models are cute
They look like they have downs and are filled with plastic

and op looks so much better than them right?

I lift for Seolhyun

Yes she unironically does, just ask some of my buds in a group chat and they agreed

Tzuyu is the patrician choice

>2017
>Tzuyu
mate there are upgraded versions now

wow cool you asked some buddies in a chat group a d they agreed say hi to them from me

well explain this faggot

Why Tzuyu when you have Momo in the same group? I actually lift for Yuna though.

>be me
>end of august
>ask to freeze gym membership so I dont have to pay for gym while im away at college
>they said I asked too late, theyll freeze it but I might get charged for this month anyway
>get charged for the month
>poorfag college student, would rather not lose $30 for no reason
>call and speak to gym manager, ask him to refund it
>he says he will call the billing company and see what he can do
>dont know whether Im actually getting a fucking refund or not
>continue going to the gym because I still havent gotten my refund
>one day the manager/owner/ sees me and bitches me out for using the gym while my membership is frozen
>turns out my refund was on its way, it came a few days later
>I had no way of knowing
>pretty embarrassing.jpg
>embarrassed to go back there now, feel like a freeloader but Im not
yeah so didnt really get kicked out but i feel like its relevant

shes a bit of a chubster desu

good taste, I lift for mina but yuna is my second favorite

>plus roid rage (it is a real thing)

Were you running an AI, or are you just an retard.

I could do bicep curls with Mina, she's so smol and cute

I would launch my ejaculate far into that gook with the express purpose of procreation, if you catch my drift.

sorry, been thinking for a while but I still have no idea what you meant by that

K pop girls are a distant second to innocent japs.

I would forcefully penetrate her sideways vaginal canal and spray my seminal fluid into her cervix, content with my decision to throw my seed down the genetic drain, if you catch my drift.

>tfw my yellowfever will curse my male offspring with manlet genes.

Sauce plz

>tfw I'm going to push my white seed so deep inside every fertile Asian I can. Fleeing the country to never see the results.

>going to Japan in a months time
can't wait to bang some asian sloots

I didn't manage to band any...

How? I heard they're easy as fuck

autism

Explain

>he couldn't get laid in a country where simply by not being from that country he is a novelty with artificial value
>he couldn't at least bang some jap thottie who fucks gaijin on the dl
>he didn't just literally pay for pussy

Did you even try senpai

I want to impregnate her with my superior white genes then realize I've made a mistake and arrange an 'accident' to take care of the fetus

if you are white and at least 5'10 they require literally no effort unless you're autistic

See

Tell me more. My mate was telling me to just go to the gaijin bars and talk to some thot like you'd talk to any other thot. Just you're almost certified to smash.

I'm autismo myself and cannot dance. I went to Hong Kong and did my autismo shuffle in clubs and women literally just came up to me. You had to have been sabotaging yourself. Japan should be even easier than HK.

how does one a get chubby asian gf

Can't wait to take the condom off and nut in every jap girl.

Can't wait to take home a new girl every night, and absolutely
C O L O N I Z E her tight Asian pussy.

On average, Jap girls are the least attractive out of the Big 3 of SEA. They almost always have fucked up teeth. However, the 10s are truly 10/10s. They are usually the most down to fuck though.

Korean girls are by far the prettiest, but they are plastic and petty.

Chinese girls have the best natural beauty, but they are heavy gold diggers.

Good thing I have a fetish for crooked teeth senpai.

>SEA

are you retarded?