/PEG/ - Penis Enhancement General

so let's settle this once and for all

does jelqing actually work?

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that will go just fine

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It can damage your dick so I wouldn't rec it.

In other damaged penis topics, in July my dick decided to grow four plaque lumps at the base and is now a fucking freak show cock. I have peyrione's disease and thankfully have a urologist who specializes in it.

For the next three months I'm on an anti-inflammatory med and have to stretch my dick 100 times a day - this has a 25% chance of making the plaques go away.

Most likely this won't work, so they will have to jam a needle into my dick to get it fully erect, then jam needles into the plaque lumps to make them malleable. This is what I have to fucking go through:

peyronies-disease.xiaflex.com/patient/getting-treated/

If THAT doesn't work - I get a robo cock cyborg implant. Seriously.

>have 7x5.5 dick
>want 8x6 to finally have an average size dick

is jelqing worth it lads

>only 8x7
>don’t want to be mocked when I get a gf
>tried jelqing
>now a comfortable 9.5x7.5

It works lads, don’t be fooled

kek

I was firmly in the “loljelqing” camp, but someone posted a medical report from some 100 years ago about an acrobat with a fucking thigh-sized dick that stated it was caused by trauma from him restricting his dick while performing and that it was perfectly functional, which sounded basically exactly like jelqing.

someone post the pic

No.
Jelquing and pumpis is literally trying to do what simply having an all day semi and constant hard ons does naturally.

But people have always and will always fuck their shit up. Dudes ruining their dicks so badly that they can't even get a full erection or maintain an erection is common.
The last thing you want to do is fuck your dick up in ways that not even the best dick doctors on the planet can fix or viagra can even help with.
K?

Here's what you do to maximize dick gains

Give up masturbation completely.
Give up porn
Do resistance training. Can be calisthenics or weight lifting.
Do some form of intense workout, like hiit, or circuits, or tabata circuits, or playing a sport hard as fuck.
Take up some form of cardio. But if you're in good enough shape Hiit or tabata
Eat more saturated fat
Eat more olive oil
Cut out basically all sugar that isn't from the occasional fruit.
Give up snacking completely
Keep hydrated

Do your daily cock stretches

That is litterally fucking NOTHING like jelquing.

>Eat more saturated fat
>Eat more olive oil
>Cut out basically all sugar that isn't from the occasional fruit.

Almost had me

Saturated fat = more testosterone
Olive oil is healthy for you
Excess sugar makes you into a hyper then depressed faggot

i've been told to try kegel exercises

>jelqing doesn't work
>do your daily cock stretch
what did you mean by this

if you're not doing phallosan and/or bathmate you're not even trying

you can wear phallosan JUST while you're sleeping and make permanent gains of an inch in BOTH length and girth in 6 months. what the fuck is your excuse?

my desire to know more has been activated

Just wait till you're in a warm shower or bath
Then stretch your dick
Don't try to yank it out of the socket just give it a good pull and then stretch it all over the place.

literally a dick stretching harness you wear that stretches your dick out slowly. except instead of stretching it down, it stretches it up and to the side, so you just switch sides every day. higher end length gains up to two inches after six months, higher end girth gains up to an inch after 6 months

bathmate is just the water penis pump you can do in the shower/bath. also good for length but better for girth. doing both phallosan and bathmate you can easily get 2+ in length and 1+ in girth after 6 months (permanent)

it is, though

jelqing is just deliberate physical trauma
that’s why it’s a bad idea

the only thing jelqing does is potentially cause life permanent damage to your dick and leave you in a worse place than you were before.

but please keep tugging your peepees and rendering yourselves inert.

>Caring what a bitch thinks

>implying it’s about bitches
I just want a massive dick desu

It’s not that different from wanting to build up your traps or whatever

If you want to improve dick size, take steroids. They'll improve your blood flow, and quality of erections

>phallosan

Phalosan is fucking $300. Any cheaper options?

how the fuck is this on youtube?

fucking degenerate euro-trash.

1. i agree that that's a lot of money. shit should be free since a big dick would make so many mens' lives better overall but, that's how it is at least for now

2. phallosan is literally the only FDA approved dick enhancement thing

3. it has patents so no there's nothing that's like it. i think 300 is worth it for permanent dick gains. if the gains were like half an inch in length and no girth then forget it. but the "average" was literally getting 1.5+ in length after 6 months and more than a half inch in girth too. that's insane for something you only need to wear when you're asleep for 6 months

There was a doctor user that disputed jelqing with facts in one of these threads a while ago, anyone have the screencap?

Do you do this or are you just shilling

x4, vacuums are shit

i did it (8 months) and went from 6.5 x 5.25 to 8.25 x 6. i stopped 3 months ago but started bathmate and now girth is 6.25

X4 is shit lol can't even wear it to bed

you shouldn't wear any of them to bed

People who claim shit like this never have any pics to back it up.
Jelquing is complete fucking bullshit based on this fact alone.

I "only" wore phallosan to bed, never during the day and I got insane gains. Do your x4 thing if it works for you bro but phallosan was awesome

don't jelq you dork. phallosan is the opposite of jelquing it's the most gradual shit there is. jelquing is asking for penis destruction with that hard ass tugging

what kinda gains are we talking, no bullshit

not him i got .5inch in 6months, find more than that hard to believe, extenders do work

6inch 5inchgirth reporting in guys
Am I small?

also if you want pic

left before, right after

>angles completely different
>lighting completely opposite

What is a ruler, buddy?

>literally no fucking difference lmao

Obvious cock pump and cockring abuse.
No ruler
Different angle
Nothing to give it any type of perspective.

This isn't thunder's place or bodybuilding.com. Go take that weak bullshit somewhere else.

u really tryna see more of my hog bro? lol

t. Cock expert.

Seems dangerous to wear this asleep. You could wake up with a necrotic cock

Don't know what to tell you man I did it for 8 months straight and had no complications

>hes just posting cocks now
>not measuring pubic bone pressed

PE lingo is so cringey. Enjoy your babbydick I guess.

Is it noticeable if you wore it to work and took it off at home? I don't want to wear this shit around my gf

x4s not at all

Seriously what is PE lingo? Im naturally 7.25x6 and am not really needing more, but any kind of natty enhancement is intriguing to me. I genuinely would like to see somebody produce legit proof of results instead of misleading angles or single shot of a final measurement and just tell me to believe it was smaller before.

user
The way to do it is you stand up
Have nothing covering the base of your dick
Get a measuring tape
Put it right on top of your dick.
No black and white bullshit to cover up photoshop or bruises from a cock pump
No covering the base to hide a cock ring
Litterally everything in your picture can be used to fake having a larger dick.

I know all of the tricks. I've used them myself.
We both know that the thing that gets them randy is the IDEA of having a cock that is apparently huge or what not and they can't tell the difference.

This is not one of those times.

You have to put up or shut up and use a photo that even the cock experts at LPSG will think is legit.
Okay.

How do I accurately measure? push the ruler into the side? above? below? look in a mirror? I don't know what I'm working with.

Are you me? We're dick twins

ive never done anything gay but i feel like if there was a chance for me to suck that specific weiner i would

nah you can wear phallosan under anything. it's show up under just underwear obviously but jeans and pants and stuff, even some short you can wear and see nothing

maybe

have you had sex before ? what did the girls say/how did they react to your dick ?

One was 4'11" and it hurt her even after easing it in, sadly. A 5'7" girl has said it's "big" on multiple occasions and her friends thought somebody else's 6" dick was big.

Yeah I actually want a 14"x9" dick.

Too big for most women but it would be awesome

>7.25x6 here

1 and only girl I took to bone town had an ear to ear smile when I whipped it out. Ended up having to go no condom because the shit was too tight to fit properly and she said "most guys aren't lucky enough to have that problem" and winked.

Felt breddy good desu.

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I share your dimensions roughly (7.5x5.75) and I use Skyn condoms. They're made of poly-somethingorother and they stretch better than latex condoms. A surprising number of girls want to be fucked raw though, and it's kind of disconcerting.

>he doesn't want super std's to cleanse this land of its wickedness
don't know that feel m8

Sometimes I go raw when I shouldn't. Odds are I have HPV, there's no test for men afaik.

yeah it was mostly that the base of the condom was wayy too tight, but I only found out that I was big after that enounter (though I was average at best going in). This girl was like 5'10'' and she couldn't really take it, no matter how much finger work or how slow I tried she could never take it past the first 1/3 or so without vocal complaints because it just got too wide for her. She was dripping wet and we even broke out some lube (and used it less than sparingly) and still couldnt get anything done. 3 hours of trying and we called it a night, she didn't even finish me with a blowie or handjob, it was a pretty shit experience desu.

There isn't. Most of these women are going to have full hysterectomies by 35 if they don't want to die of cancer. I'd feel bad if they weren't one of the most sexual treacherous generation of whores this planet has ever seen.

You live and learn. Ability to take cock is only loosely correlated with the size of the woman in my experiences.

Chill dude, most strains of HPV are harmless, it comes and goes away for most people, and most women are vaccinated against the dangerous strains nowadays anyway. I would have been too but when I was younger it was only recommended for girls.

good to hear, I couldnt tell about my experiences because I have none

thundersplace

bathmate is a toy, get a legit pump

>does jelqing actually work?
No, you retarded primate, yanking on your dick will just damage it. Do you really want a broken dick?

LEAVE YOUR DICK ALONE. Don't you have ANYTHING more important to worry about?

Do the retards itt really think having an extra 1/2 inch on your dick will matter to some girl

Pathetic quit ruling your dick retard

>does having sex include using your dick?
No, you retarded primate, pounding your dick in a hole will just damage it. Do you really want a broken dick?

LEAVE YOUR DICK ALONE

I tried jelqing for a while but it gave me more tendinitis than dick gains.

So I bought a 2 cheap Chinese knockoffs of the Size Genetics penis extender for $16 each. I used that here and there for over a year and noticed maybe 1/2 an inch in length gains.

Then, 3 months ago I dropped $110 on a Bathmate. Now I use the extender for 1 hour while I sip coffee before I workout, and then I use the Bathmate in the shower for 10-15 minutes after my workout. In 2 months of doing this everyday I have gained about 1/2 an inch in length and my dick is all sorts of thick and I'm getting boners like I'm 13 again. Even if you tell me "but it ain't permanants" I don't give a shit. It feels awesome, it looks awesome, and I am super horny. I will do this forever and I expect the gains to keep coming.

manual stretching does work

Yes. I went from 6x5 to 7x5.5, going for dat 8x6. I did 10 mins stretching then 20 mins jelqing pretty sporadically.
Warming up is extremely important, you won't injure yourself if you warm up and don't jelq erect. Warm up with a glass of warm water for 5-10 mins, or use a washcloth. EZ

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