How do I get a body like Caius Cosades?

How do I get a body like Caius Cosades?

He is pretty ripped for an old skooma user.

>skooma user
That's his cover though. He is the grand spy master of the blades. Not an actual skooma addict.

Looks pretty fucking gone to me, bro.

When all you played was Oblivion and Skyrim and don't understand the nostalgia... Oh wait forgetting useless lore that ate up all my time and energy as a useless lardass isn't a bad thing.

Yeah instead now shitposting on Veeky Forums and watching shitty reddit workout videos take up all of your time

>Not an actual skooma addict
boi

>never leave your home
>only do bodyweight exercises, no equipment
>3 skoomas c'mon

talk to his blade trainers. They tell you his story

>take a girl out to this new bar in town
>the interior is the spitting image of balmora
>round, organic shapes, plaster walls, wooden shelves displaying various bottles and knickknacks
>she asks me what I'm smiling about
>I can't explain this to her without looking like an autist
>come off looking like an autist nonetheless

JUST

>ayy bby ever hear of the battle of Red Mountain? I was there

>someone comes in and taunts everyone until they fight them.
>kills everyone and makes the bar his house.
>cops can't do shit cause that's how it works.

>not using your milk spear

>enter store to buy protein powder
>somehow the employee realizes I have PEDs in my bag
>"hold up: I don't deal with roiders. Get rid of that HGH and we'll talk"
>turn my bag upside down, causing all the vials to clatter on the floor
>guy says I'm clean, lets me buy powder, complains about the roiders who constantly walk in the store
Wtf?

>standing outside the ancestral boneyard smoking skooma with the boys
>this dyel mer comes in and starts kiting lmao2bonewalker
>he's barely keeping it together
>tell the boys to check this out
>yell out "yo brah you in trouble? Let me help you out"
>he's grateful and comes running over expecting us to heal him
>cast crushing burden on him instead
>the fucking elf is over encumbered
>he can't move
>the boys are pissing themselves laughing
>the bonewalkers are killing him
>tears are streaming down his face and he mutters "p-please help me"
>"alright alright I'll help you for real this time"
>Cast absorb health on him
>He finally dies
>the boys can't take it any more and can barely breathe water they're laughing so hard
He's lucky I left all my black soul gems in oblivion or I would have soul trapped the little cunt too.

Skooma is basically crack so its a damn good cutting drug. Basically DNP.

How do I into Chim mode Outlanders?

>planned to go to sleep at 12am
>spent an hour reinstalling morrowind and mods then got scared of the ghosts in the tombs right next to the town and now im too spooked to turn off the lights

I feel like a fucking baby jesus christ

Paint half your body yellow and pretend ti be a god

>not playing a breton atronach mage and using ancestor ghosts for that sweet magicka regen
Conquer your fears brah

morrowind multiplayer is out lets do Veeky Forums server