>virgin
>get fit
>look hot now
>confidence boost
>go out with friend
>everyone else is dyel
>too easy
>flirting with chick
>all other chicks staring
>jealousy
>she is actually a cool person
>republican
>rich
>good face
>romantic evening
>she wants to go back to my apartment
>didn't even mention it
>god I'm good
>lesbian hits her in the face with a glass
>my god
>have to take her to the hospital to get stitches
>cock blocked again
God must want me to stay a virgin.
Sounds like you're a homosexual. Have you tried giving someone head or I don't know have a tranny pound your ass?
>virgin
>get fit
>look hot now
>confidence boost
>have no friends
>stay inside
>age
>realise in my 40's that I will always be lonely
>contemplate suicide daily
>too much of a pussy to do it
>too much of a pussy to do anything
>virgin
Just get a whore. Jesus. It's like I'm Veeky Forums's fucking dad or something.
>making shit up
>delusional
God has nothing do with it. You're just a autistic faggot.
This happened last Friday pal
You should have killed the lesbian
>cool person
>republican
Beating her would've been sufficient I thinm
This. Honestly getting a whore is like entering a cheat code. Plus you literally can pay for anything with a whore. Eat your asshole. Try asking a normal girl to do that on the first date.