SATURDAY NIGHT FEELS

I've been cockblocked by lesbians twice. They're always tryna convert their straight drunk friend and not let them hook up with a man. Mood killing carpet munching fucks.
Tbh I hate lesbians

>Grandfather had always hinted at doing sports or something since I was pretty much always a skinnyfat Retard since 12 or so
>Just recently start and find out he's a raging alcoholic and had been since my father was 4
>He cared about me and my brother enough to always keep it away from us
>Grandmother is divorcing him and he's apparently staying in a hotel room she's paying for
>Probably not going to see him again for a long time
The thing is, I knew he had a drug problem a few months back, had to do with painkillers. I was really hoping that my Grandmother wasn't lying and he was actually out of town on business ;_;

Why is it always who you don't expect?

I'm really starting to hate my friends
> both republican
> i couldn't care less about politics
> always bitching about something that is controversial
> pull up random statistics that can easily be fake
I just want to go back to high school where i would complain about the state of anime and girls, not political issues

How old are you

Hey for a girl i was just glad she wasnt a liberal. If you are a liberal, consider suicide.

Hit some good weed today

Kind of a small high right now, but I'm feeling good and trying to understand life again

What is he, her husband? He shoulda let republistacy go to the hospital by herself and banged that lesbian straight.

>implying that "lesbian" didn't wanna fuck op
>implying that tomboys don't get aggressive when jealous

It's actually your fault for being the ambulance cuck OP.

20.

>MAGA
>Image of "the driver"
>wild delusional story

Autistic as fuck

If you cockblock me I don't fuck you, I beat you up for doing so

>rewading bad behaviour

not gonna make it

Well it happened faggot. I can give you more detail of you want

you're right I'd much rather have a girl who stands outside women's clinics shouting about how god hates fags and global warming is a myth

>implying she does any of these things

I met her at a drag show with my gay friend that was in town. Her friend is also lesbian. Eat shit cuck

not him, but would be interested in a more detailed story

>mfw white nationalist tier right wing
>I can't fucking stand people who don't shut the fuck up about politics
>Can't even have a relaxing night with a few bros and a few beers
>they never shut up about inconsequential bullshit like pronouns and their favorite "intellectual" jewtubers
>eventually cut them out because they'll talk up a storm about wanting to improve and hating degeneracy, but wont start down the path of self improvement without someone holding their hand, and will go back on their "morals" the second that some thot wants the d.

I just give up on having friends desu senpai

This sounds incredibly made up. Have you considered suicide?

>meets a trannie at a drag show
>calling anyone else a cuck

lmao enjoy your ladyboy

Alright. I typed this out for my friends so this is why it is coming so quick.

>be me on Friday
>have super confidence for some mysterious reason
>go out with nick because it is his 21st weekend and I havent seen him in awhile
>go to a drag show with him
>gay but whatever
>see girl that his boyfriend knew
>start talking to her
>she has a great face
>landwhale friend is with us
>fucking god damn it
>isolate girl from her and begin talking
>she seems cool
>eventually friend fucks off and it is just the 2 of us
>ask her if she's bored and we go outside to talk
>talk outside and start hitting it off
>interesting to talk to and not really liberal
>she's even in college republicans
>offer my vape we get high and continue good conversation

There's more.

>apparently she snapchatted a picture of her cut
>her mom somehow has a snapchat too so she saw it
>this also meant her dad saw it
>dad happens to be a doctor and insists that she needs stitches right away
>it doesnt look that bad
>I've been murdering my hand recently by being retarded tsking pits out of avocados and mine were no worse
>starts looking like she wants to go to the hospital
>I offer to drive her if it is really necessary
>we go to hospital

Is this what normies are like?

Tl; dr. Why even bother typing out a made up story like this?

>hospital is empty
>no one is fucking in the ER
>she is constantly texting her dad and he is insisting that she requests a plastic surgeon to do the procedure
>tell her this hospital is small and won't have one
>asks anyway
>hospital obviously doesnt have one
>request other types of doctors that are obviously not on call at the moment
>what a pickle
>a big ordeal with her dad going on speaker phone to talk to the doctor happens
>end up agreeing that they can do it
>thank fuck
>gets stitches
>takes awhile
>end up driving her back to her dorm
>I'm tired so I'm kind of done with the night
>she is absorbed in her phone so the music is just playing in the car
>get to her dorm
>wonder if I should ask for her number
>she asks if I want her number before I can
>exchange numbers
>get home

have to stop doing the thing where I apply to one internship and feel like I've accomplished something for the day. how many cal in this *very berry smoothie*? "all berries, raspberry sorbet, and orange juice"

>Vape
>High
You wot

It is a weed vaporizer. I would suggest investing in one

>not virgin
>married
>got fit
>wife's really into me now despite insisting body didn't matter all marriage
>got sick and had a bunch of surgeries
>haven't left house in almost 3 years except gym and dates with her
>lonely
>huge burden on her, starting to feel bad
>contemplate suicide
>work up courage for suicide but get bowel cancer
>bunch more surgeries, get hooked on pills
>got sober and refit, still lonely

I don't even know, I'm off the dope but I think being on it so long and isolating myself broke something in my brain. Just gym and games and sleeping.

Nah. He should have just broken her jaw and then called the cops to press charges against her. Then gotten his friends at the event to vouche for him while he took the girl to the Hospital.

She's a dyke. Not your porn fantasy/lesbian pr dyke. A real world dyke.
They're universally hideous and horrible people.
Drop kicking the savage disgusting animal in the chest and leaving her where she lay is too good for her.

She has a higher chance of not being a slut.

>I don't even know, I'm off the dope but I think being on it so long and isolating myself broke something in my brain. Just gym and games and sleeping.

That's literally the story of my life

Its Saturday night and Nuit Blanche is happening here in Toronto and I have nobody to go with... Made me realize I'm always the one who initiates plans with others, I never get invited...

Pretty depressed right now lads.

prostitute. mail order bride. babies. create family who have no choice but to love you. or just continue whining like a bitch until you kill yourself.

At least in my experience yeah. Very reluctant to do things like lifting/boxing or any sort of outdoor survival/hunting/hiking on their own, everything had to be a social event, when I was already doing most of these things on my own, on a regular basis. When these things weren't a social event, most of my normie friends just quit or kept at it for maybe a week more on their own at most.

They would talk about whores and trying to find a good conservative woman on one day and the next would have a story about boning fat (not thicc, like actual fat) chicks or other feminist/sjw types the next day.

geez user you have had a difficult time. have you and your wife talked about having kids? I know one of the reasons why I'm not offing myself is looking forward to being a father, even though life is tough and I probably will have to take a job doing something I dislike, it would be worth it in the end

Jesus Christ you even sound like a virgin with this faggy story, I doubt you would've been able to seal the deal anyway

>say I'm a virgin
>try not to be a virgin
>get made fun of for being a virgin
>get fucking close and life finds a way to fuck me over

Hey pal I'm trying. Go fuck yourself

please don't hurt user

As much as I don't want to give up anymore, the thought always seems like my best option

>my only friends that I liked moved away because of different job opportunities
>going cocoon mode because after getting drunk 3 weekends in a row at home I'm bored of that and I have no one to go to restaurants with

I can't tell if this is good or bad

second the girl wants to go back to your place, YOU LEAVE. nonchalantly of course but you gtfo as fast as possible while you can and bang the girl, otherwise a cockblocking scenario is bound to come up.

>senior stem major
>kissless virgin
>never been on a date
>no friends in college

ive wasted my college years and its the worst feeling in the world. there are a few qt3.14s in some of my classes, but i never sit next to them or talk to them for some reason.

This happened after the glass hit her in the face if you read the full story.

It doesn't sound like you got close at all actually. Did you even make out with this girl? Sounds more like you went to some gay little party, you met some chick that thinks she's too cool for school, she got assaulted and you orbited around her the rest of the night as if you were her boyfriend or some shit.

dark road to walk down senpai

SHE LIKED ME GODDAMNIT. For real can you stop being an asshole even if I didn't have sex with her that night I would have at least had a chance. She wanted to go back to my apartment so that is a good sign(what else did she mean by this). I have a date with her tomorrow too so kill yourself

Pls respond... How can i be the guy that gets invited

Good luck dude. Don't come across too available with her though, it'll be tempting since you're pretty invested. It'll kill her attraction. You shouldn't doubt she's interested, just make sure you keep qualifying her and building her attraction. Might even be worth showing up late tomorrow.

Not as invested as you might think. This is probably an advantage as you say.

Either people find you annoying or they aren't really your friends. Tough situation bud

>going through stressful career transition
>friends start distancing themselves as soon as I bite the bullet, just when I need them the most
>realize I'm no longer that young
>I'll be 30 in a few years then 40 is around the corner
>feel moments of painful anguish and dread
>realize I've been on autopilot for the past three years
>never been more motivated to improve, never been more fearful of dying alone

A very abstract feel. At least there is a little light at the end of the tunnel now.

You made a whole fucking thread about it yet you're "not invested"? Goddamn this is sad.

Not as invested as you might think. I was just bummed that all that effort I put forward couldn't get me laid. I have literally spent years improving myself to get laid and I do everything perfectly and some bitch glasses the chick.

But it doesnt feel like it man... When i make plans and we hang out they have fun. I just never get hit up after.

Nigger my grandfather had a fucking stroke the same day as my first date with my first girlfriend. You don't even know what it's like to be cock blocked by god.

What do you guys do since you don't go out? Something beneficial would be nice.

I take long drives to remote beaches. After sunset I come back into town, eat at my favorite burrito place, buy exactly four beers, come home, listen to podcasts and drink said beers, toss a snus in and shit post here. This has been my routine since 2014. Never change, me.

>going to a show to watch 40 year old men attempt to look like ugly fat women.
>consider this entertainment
KYS

Four beers in, stopping now. Is this what it's like to be a normie? My thoughts are now slowed down and I can enjoy music.

My main four hobbies are lifting, cooking, gardening/cultivating random plants I find seeds for, and playing the saxophone. It’s a simple life.

>mine is worse so yours doesnt matter

sounds pretty comfy bro

Breh, it could be so much worse but man is it a lonely existence.

>no gf to enjoy the beach with on a crisp, clear fall sunset.

>spend $900 to build a pretty good desktop computer for vidya and anime
>also get three screens for it, $120ish each
>since I built it in July I've put about 10 hours of games on it and watched like 3 anime series

At least I have a decent Veeky Forums browser I guess.

>tfw not even really that mad because I literally have nothing to spend money on other than food and gas to work

I met a chick last week and we hit it off pretty well, talked about our experiences with drugs and shit. We agreed to share a drink yesterday but then she cancelled on me with the most bullshit excuse. Pretty sure she's just playing games with me, but w/e. As long as I get to drink and maybe dance a bit with her I'm fine, I just want some intimacy to help me get over my breakup.
Feeling pretty good tonight, did a lot of work during the day for my classes and worked out a bit. Should I even bother trying to plan more drinks with this chick? Lately I can rarely tell if my lack of want is from depression or genuine lack of interest.

He's a virgin, might as well go for the slut.

Don't bother, she ditched because she's getting dicked down by someone else who she likes more than you.

What was the excuse? How did you leave things when you two last saw each other? Have you tried calling her yet?

> talked about our experiences with drugs and shit.
>Should I even bother trying to plan more drinks with this chick?

Don't do it.

>posting a picture of Ricky Gervais while questioning how cool someone else is

Don't call them liberals. There's nothing liberal about leftists.

Her excuse was that her mom invited her to go out shopping. Which she actually sent me photos of her shopping but regardless she ditched me.

I'll take your advice to heart. I have her pinned as a toxic chick to be around, but I thought it could have been fun. I'll probably stop talking to her. Thanks

Good on you. I've been tempted by very attractive but troubled women before. I wish I could go back to 21 year old me and smack him upside the head. Look for good women user, they exist.

>30 in a few years
Fuck of worrying about getting old and fuck some pussys/travel everyone dies alone

I have no interest in fucking a bunch of women or traveling to exotic locations. All I ask is to meet a nice girl and start a family in a few years.

damn brah hang in there

this is your time to give a helping hand to someone you care about.

>be class weirdo/loner for most of life
>get in good shape low bf% on school track team, lots of sprinting, calisthenics, etc.
>still breddy skinny & a little t-rex ish
>at uni start lifting whaling on upper body
>actually like the way I look for firs time
>get nice cross country gf
>still can't feel content
>still depressed

she always watches sex and city while I'm working, don't mind the distraction but that show makes me feel like a fucking loser/prude. Don't think I'll ever be good enough brehs

> went to bed at 4am
> woke up at 9pm
> go downstairs to resume download of battlefield 4 which I got for 8 bucks
> will probably play it for an hour
> gonna try to go back to bed around 5am to get back on a normal schedule

Set an alarm to get up a 10AM then you'll be tired as fuck by by 11PM.

go to bed earlier ffs

Sounds kind of like me. I usually go on long day hikes with great views alone whilst listening to podcasts. Then I go home and go to a burger joint and get 2 double cheese burgers and a shake. Then come home and pass out.

It's better than being self-destructive but it's like living in limbo. When does life really begin?

Don't know what to tell you user, everyone has roles in a friend group. You migh just be the "mother" who always plans stuff might as well embrace it.

That's like a gazillion calories

you need kids or something user, that's what's missing

>be me
>tried playing skyrim for the first time in a year or so
>have ~200 mods
>my game is so busted I can't even get past embershard mine without ctd
>have skyrim special edition for free
>just finished downloading 100 mods for it
>have to start installing them, then run LOOT and FNIS

neat-o, I guess. kind of tired of BF4 and fallout 4 a shit

>implying

I fear the future

Now that I'm older finding a good woman seems so much harder. How do people even date once they're outside of school? Or how do they get back into dating after a long term relationship? Shit's weird.