Friendly reminder drinking coffee in the morning actually makes you tireder

meh. 4 out 10 cups is good enough. Drinking the full pot (8-10 cups) just makes me jittery, fucks with my breakfast bulking appetite, crash hard, and have caffeine headaches and dependence.

Gonna need a sauce on that

[MINDSET INTENSIFIES]

Keep those precious bodily fluids pure, my dear deranged fruitcake.

i never fell for the coffee jew, feelsgoodman

Coffee has got to be the biggest scam in American culture, they have successfully made the American people dependent on that shit. You know this especially if you are a college student, all anyone ever does is drink coffee.
I tried it once and it tasted like garbage not to mention how it didn't make me feel energized at all. I basically forced myself to drink sewage water for nothing. Can't imagine why everyone is obsessed with this stuff.

BUT ERIC

>TRUMP'S TO BE IMPEACHED IN 7 YEARS

you are still in your 'yummy phase' where you can't appreciate any taste that isn't sweet or salty

you will grow out of that soon enough hopefully

Yeah I don't know what that dude is even talking about. Americans drink fucking shit coffee and most of them put tons of milk/sugar/creamer in it (example: Starbucks). I unironically find sugary shit disgusting nowadays, it feels like its burning my tastebuds and generally makes me feel ill. Things have much more complex flavours when you aren't being bombaraded with salt and sugar. Seriously cut down the amount of both of these in your life and you will never be able to go back to eating sugary/salty shit.

I literally just had bland coffee from starbucks. Never again.
Both of you can suck on a nice cock and tell me how real men must learn to appreciate the finer things in life, but im not gonna join you.

Fresh grind beans, put into paper filter (or stainless steel if you prefer) put into filter holder, put on mug, pour hot water.

Literally this and only this.

Like I said, Starbucks and other fast food coffee is shit, and I guarantee you will start to appreciate flavors more if you cut down on your sugar and salt intakes.

I can't help you become patrician, youve gotta help yourself.

Huh, I'm confused. I'm pretty positive drinking coffee actually raises cortisol levels...

>eats a mcrib at mcdonalds
>decides "ribs are a disgusting food"

this is you faggot

I dont eat ribs at all
And i am talking about the coffee industry which has the American workforce and college students by the balls. Your little home brewed frapuccino is not relevant nor consumed by most people.

Jesus Christ using Starbucks as an example of coffee.

you are either 15 or a hipstermanchild

>tireder
brainlets confirmed for anti coffee shills

I’m leftard and even I know independent is bullshit. Sometimes they just publish things completely unsourced or just straight up lies.

Not that they actually physically ‘publish’ anymore.

A E R O P R E S S

I still enjoy a good pour-over now and again though.

>healthline.com/nutrition/top-13-evidence-based-health-benefits-of-coffee#section1
>healthline.com/nutrition/why-is-coffee-good-for-you#section1
>chaosandpain.com/tips/coffee-elixir-of-the-gods/
>chaosandpain.com/tips/5-amazing-things-about-caffeine-that-you-didnt-know/
>anabolicmen.com/caffeine-testosterone/
>sci-fit.net/2017/collection-supplement-vitamin-studies/#Caffeine

There's is literally wrong with a HABBENEN

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how can someone be such a stupid whiny bitch

anyone else mix coffee and diet coke? everyone tells me that's disgusting but I like it

ya it's so disguting coke couldn't even sell it

>muh Americans bait

No one cares what you think.

>don't drink coffee for years
>try it now and then all through high school and college and still hate it
>finally get used to it
>drink straight black coffee every day for a year, up to 50oz a day sometimes
>stop drinking it cold turkey
>mild head ache 2 days later
>no urge to drink it again

I'm sure some people get it worse and are actually addicted but I don't really think it's that big of an issue.

das dat dere hyphy mud u drankin nigguh

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Only beta males don't drink black coffee

This is precious. You'll grow up one day sport and start drinking coffee.

Drink black coffee in moderation. Don't obsess over preparation or quality... That's how most American men drank their coffee until only a few decades ago. Starbucks is the cancer of modern American coffee drinking personified.

While you did link to an untrustworthy Jewish propaganda outlet, and said "tireder", you are regardless correct.

Coffee actually only makes you more focused and feeling awake the first few times you drink it. After that the effect lessens every single time, and the worst of all is that eventually, after years of coffee use (which is all regular coffee drinkers) your normal feeling is tired as fuck all the time and all coffee does is return you momentarily to the level you were at naturally before you ever started drinking coffee.

Over long period of time, coffee is seriously hurting you and making you a fucking mess that needs coffee several times a day just to function.

Accurate.