What is chad proffesion Veeky Forums?

>slaving for Israel

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alpha chad: CEO of multinational company
beta chad: gas station, shitty retail jobs, still gets pussy though
omega chad: self employed, uses the skills he's gathered to freelance for various projects on any scale and travels whenever he likes

>killing mudslimes and fucking their wives
>not chad
wew

For the glory of Israel!

hitman

desu I think there is no "chad profession"

One of my old roommates quit studying because he wanted to become a handyman, a locksmith to be exact. Heard one of my girl roommates say "why does he do sth like his? He can't get any girls with this stupid job". However, that woman had no idea about real life, living in a bubble, completely delusional.

I think what is important is just to do what you love and thrive in what you do. You can have the most "alpha" job (public opinion), but if you hate it you are worse of than someone with a "shitty" job (public opinion) who loves what he does

How is being self employed and do wtf you want less chad than working in cuck retail or be one of the nitwits at a gas station.

Just like the end of Office Space

Being full-time Chad

Salesman/Investing and Bussiness.

>ending up as an amputee
>having your face blown off and remain disfigured for the rest of your life
>being an outcast from society, since most people can't understand what you've been through
>suffering from PTSD

Fucking alpha

Day trader.

Are you a communist or just fucking retarded?

"Omega Male
A confident and capable male that doesn't seek approval or abide by social hierarchy. He sets his own goals, and defines his own success.
Aaron Alpha wants his software team to use the Agile method to write their new program, and goes on and on about it in every meeting. Bob Beta doesn't want to rock the boat with Aaron, so he starts learning how Agile works. Owen the Omega Male writes the program during the meetings while everyone else is talking.
#omega male#alpha male#beta male#balanced#confident#approval#hierarchy"

depressed underachiever
disability pay for the physically able
see pic
holy fuck that's amazing

to the extent that chad just means alpha, property developer, hedge fund manager, class action lawyer—rich, independent, antifragile

to the extent that chad means socially well-adjusted, ceo—ceos of non-tech companies are almost invariably handsome, charming, and entirely self-assured

Aou Aou Aou.
Military or nothing, faggots.

at home in momma's basement all day
>alpha
lmao

High-school girls volleyball coach.

>wage-cucking
>chad
yeah, no

Fitness instructor
Lifeguard
Firefighter
Military
Any professional sports career

supermarket checkout counter

Holy shit you're a douchbag. Tell your parents to keep your ego in check.

they can't, bud, I'm financially independent

I'm a firefighter. I wouldn't say it's Chad like nessessarily but it is fucking awesome.

>A fit chat hanging out with girls in their time of puberty

What could possibly go wrong

what if the real chad was taking pride in our work all along

Really makes you think doesn't it?

>ITT People trying to self insert their own jobs to seem like Chads

I think that's only happened with soldier

This is only accurate if the question is "what is the most chad job for a 18 year old"

Hedge Fund Manager

worst summer job ever
youtube.com/watch?v=-w3yROWYyWo

I love norm

Of course you are. Tell us about your 3 favourite yachts that you own.

it really isn't
I'd say doctor or lawyer or owner/CEO of successful business.
Anything with money and status.

my friend is a doctor and part time male model
i think that's the absolute peak chad i've encountered irl

kek

But you wouldn't have right? I hate womennnnn reeeeee
Jesus wouldn't have wanted you to judge someone especially not when you would do the same

a chef at Wendy's

God. Imagine fingering his cute firm butt while suckling on his pecs

who wouldnt?

army couples "staying together" when the guy is going off for more than a year is so fucking stupid. You should just break up at that point.

I bet 80% of all marines/army soldiers have gotten cucked by their girlfriend while they are on duty.

Law enforcement
Firefighters are illiterate faggots who get paid to sleep all day and work out/play video games.

We should really cut their salary in half

I think I'm an omega based off this

pro athlete
male model
actor
that's literally it

Finance or business. Sales, depending on what you're selling.

>getting caught
this is why you'll never be chad
chad kills, he's not a beta cuck who gets hit

>not joining the chair force or the navy

life isn't a movie

>Limited partner or general partner at a VC
>hedge fund manager
>MD at an Investment bank

CEOs or any top management are the underdogs if you see the larger picture.

The President
High Ranking military officer

Any job with a lot of power over others. Unlike to what people think chad isn't just good with girls. He is respected by everyone. So a solider is deffo not a chad

>Locksmith
To each their own but that skillset plateaus pretty quickly

>So a solider is deffo not a chad
There have been studies that show military rank progression correlates to jawline.

So you ain't right.

Literally actor or model

>welfare queen

>money-hungry kike
>chad
choose one

Stonemason, carpenter, any trade really
Any kind of self-employment is also chad, can't believe you goys haven't posted these obvious answers yet

Lawyer

>""""""""""""""studies"""""""""""""

I'm a tactical medic for Toronto EMS and part time ACP for Peele. Also a master corporal med technician in armed forces. Does that make me Chad?

You're posting on Veeky Forums so no

I second this as a Paramedic. Literally failed first responders. They don't have the tactics to be a police officer and they are not smart enough to be a medic yet everyone calls them a hero.

Personal Trainer

that guy is a fag tho not very chaddy

>police
>tactics
LOL

NEET

>be gay male
>find strength, muscles and masculinity attractive

>be straight male
>find softness, flabby bodies and femininity attractive

c-chad?

Being in the marines the the most alpha job you can have.
Faggy but 'chad' professions are personal trainer, firefighter, businessman

marines actually believe this

>IED

Boom. Your life as Chad ends here.

>living in a 3rd world shithole where the cops are incompetent and corrupted

>he actually believes non-elite police units know what they're doing
naive

Yeah being a betacuck welfare queen who is incapable of making their own decisions is very alpha.
Oh wait... I meant the other thing

it's masculine to find femininity attractive, retard
wanting to suck and ride dick also isn't masculine

Fitness Youtuber/Instagrammer

The most Chad job I've had was as a commercial diver logging with a chainsaw 60 ft below the surface (hydraulic chainsaw) trees went up not down

who is that

man I laught at a lot of fucked up shit. However thats sad man, cant laugh about that

Civil Engineer quality inspector

Only if you did your PLQ with the army. Navy and Airforce PLQ are for beta cucks.

Hanged himself apparently

The tought of working programming in an office all day after I graduate (electrical engineering) kills me. My gains will be gone, I will be bored and anxious wanting to get out. Always worked in construction jobs in the summer to pay for school, exercise and money is good.
Looking into more feild work/project management to not be stuck in an office all day.

That sounds insane but also not something a Chad would be working with

Don't get into the water for less than $1200 a day

Have to stay fit to pass medicals

Always a conversation starter when they ask what you do and you say I'm an underwater lumber jack

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Stay safe bro

thats just fucking sad desu

Using daddy's trust funds till death. Chad doesn't have a job.

He has lordosis

doesn't really sound chad but i'm a barista and i get so many qt's numbers easily. its hilarious watching the office cucks in line while i'm hitting on the hot office girls. It also helps to be not white. also milfs love me but it kinda sucks being young because a lot of them aren't into the idea of going out with somebody like 10-15 years younger than them

qft

He's just showing of his ass