Alright Veeky Forums, yet again I decided to get in shape, I mean it this time

Very clear about that one, upper body look and some strenght, lifting is sort of means to an end.

My hobby that involves movement is cycling, it was like that until now and it will continue being this way. It doesn't really do much for the upper body though, which is why I want to try working out yet again.

Oh and your PE Teacher is a retard. The 'smaller weights more times' meme is a lie told to fat and lazy people to make them think they're fit when they can move a 1 lb weight 1000 times.

Whats best for you is figuring out what level you're at, striving for the next step, getting there, and then striving for the one after that. You have to keep pushing your limit.

K. My initial advice then still stands.

Start small. Start simple. When you're bored of the 20s, THEN start thinking about dropping 50 bucks a month on a gym membership.

When you say it that way, I suppose it could be true.

No idea what posts are yours, but thanks for your help.

So if we wrap it up, if I start excercising with the 15s AND I keep doing so, I will see a little, tiny something in a month. Or atleast feel it.

>Don't get me wrong, I have it every now and then, but is there anything about it that makes it, I don't know, more "valuable"?
Well, nothing neccessarily. Its just good carb source. Thats it
>Oh I eat eggs, best thing since sliced bread. Same story with milk.
Eat like 3 eggs morning and evening. Should give you like 900 kcal alone. Add in like 500g of rice, 1l of milk and some chicken and you can easily hit 3000 kcal and get your fats and protein in. Since ur skelly, u wanna go bulking.

As far as training goes, you still have options. Do weighted dips, progress on pushups to onehanded pushups, weighted pullups, work up to pistol squats, for abs you dont even need weight.
Just find a way to go to the gym. Best thing you can do, really. If you really want to get fit, you will fucking find a way to do that.

Oh, alright then, might start eating more rice then.

Wait, pistol squats aren't a meme? I can do those, have both the stability and legs, but always thought they were more of a "cool brah" thing than anything else.

So, alright, let's say I'm doing situps, pushups, triceps dips, pistol squats and occasionally pullups. And I ordered a weight set as of now, which I'll be somehow using. Is there anything about upper body I'm neglecting?

It looks like no one mentioned the obvious.
Since your ultra skinny at the moment you can make gains doing push pull and chin -ups
I see little need to do anything else for upper body till you can manage 15-20 of each of those exercises