The Manlet Thread to End All Manlet Threads

Is there nothing? Is there nothing to do, even when we've advanced so far into technology in 2017; even when steroids push the boundaries of the natural limit or estrogen is increasing the size of breasts in this day and age?
>th-there's leg-lengthening surgery, user!
No, no. There must be an alternative to the equivalent of crippling yourself for life. Some mineral, some substance to help us achieve a light we figuratively and literally cannot reach.

Is there no hope for the fallen man?

Growth hormone
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Then why doesn't drinking milk make you taller?

Not available in the same way.

you could try getting over it and realizing nobody outside of this website cares and will never even mention it

Im 5’6

Let the memes commence I have a hot ass gf that’s 5’3 and a decent physique

think of it this way
>spend less energy
>less food
>more money
also
>be manlet
>bulk more easily

t. 5'9

girls mention it when they look at fb photos of couples.
>He could have found a prettier gf
>She could have found a taller bf
etc.

>post manlet thread to end all manlet threads
>reply count shorter than all other current threads
fitting

>be 5'8"/174cm
>live in the netherlands
>be half-mexican/half-dutch
>most girls are my size or taller, not even taking high heels into account
>tfw I have to compete with tall blonde men as a beaner...

>tfw blonde white girls love my dark hair and eyes and have always had beautiful tall dutch gfs

Feels good man. You fellow manlets need to stop being such pussies.
Still wondering what it's like to be with a shorter girl, though D:

Okay now imagine that but while studying in TU Delft

I feel the same way about my ugly face and narrow shoulders

Manlet is healthier, lower cancer, and lives longer. RIP lanklets.

top kek

Kek, even if we did find a way to make people taller, naturally taller people would take it too, and you'd still be a manlet, just a manlet in a bigger world.

Why are you coping so hard? It's scientifically proven that taller men live better lives. Fucking lol go back r/short inbred short fuck.

>Be 6'
>Be shorter than many girls
The joys of living in Cologne, I guess.

In the picture, you can see German celebrity Sarah Lombardi, 4th from the right, the short one in overknee boots. She is about 5'8" or 173 cm in those heels.

As you can see, 6'2" is nothing special even for girls here.

Some rare wojaks popping up lately

>Then why doesn't drinking milk make you taller?
Look up milk consumptiong and growth hormone in meat in the Netherlands, Denkmark and Western Germany.

>At party with gf
>Everybody drinking, having a good time
>Talking with some people at a table
>Things gravitate towards lifting
>Short guy at the table flexes his arm at some girl saying something about "these guns"
>I say "I think even my girlfriend is bigger than you mate"
>Gf is 5'7 and decently fit
>Guy goes red and starts defending himself
>"No way, im way fucking bigger"
>Gets kind of mad, wont drop the subject
>Even challenges her to armwrestling even though she never said a word
>She declines
>"Yeah didnt think so"
>Cringelevels through the roof but the convo moves on
>Later its time to hit the bar
>Everyone on top of each other in a small hallway looking for their shoes
>Manlet is bent down tying his shoelaces
>Gf walks by him on the way out
>Says "Oh is that YOUR shoes, I thought someone brought their kids to the party"
>Hallway erupts in laughter, manlet stands up beet red
>"Fucking bitch" he squeeks
>I go over to shut him up but he just runs out
>Didnt see him at the bar
>Texted him "Good thing you ran, babyshoes"
>blocked me
>Didnt see him at any more events in that circle of friends

Being a manlet has a tendency to make people insecure cunts

>living in Cologne

>cockblocking someone who is just trying to have a good time

If this actually happened you should kill yourself.

Fuck off babyshoes

>Someone is in his element getting attention from women
>"u-uh... ur arms are like a girl"

You're an insecure little bitch and if I knew you in real life I'd break your fucking face for acting like a female and being proud of it

>actively targets people for no other reason than their height
>brags about it on a vietnamese origami vhat forum

Lol you sound like a turd.

I’m 6’04” and this never happened

>Veeky Forums defends the manlet autist who sperged out over a joke

shocking

Topkek is this tumbrl? When will you manlets learn

i thought that dog had a huge dick from the thumbnail and was hoping for some dog porn but nope :(
thanks for nothing

Two possibilities:
>True story, you're a massive cunt.
>Made up, you're a massive cunt.

>This many insecure manlets falling for the bait