If you're trying to live a Veeky Forums lifestyle and:

>i hate fun

lmao u guys are pathetic losers

I think everyone who replied actually made the point that these things are not fun, so they don't hate fun, they hate the notion that partying is fun

People who have to be intoxicated to have fun are pathetic losers.

>Don't drink

wtf man how am i suppose to suppress my feelings of self loathing at least once a week???

>tfw self loathing when I finish jerking off
>say I'll nofap for a month
>repeat the next day

lol same here i actually fap for the dopamine release, i at a point i dont care about porn anymore..

OP here. Since you guys are in such a replying mood, help me with this one too:
There's this girl who already admitted she has a crush on me. She keeps saying we should go see a movie or I should visit her apartment.
Pros:
>She's legit the most interesting girl I ever met
>Smart (physics student)
>Thicc (tits, ass and thighs for days)
>Actually pretty

Cons:
>Schizophrenic
>Tried suicide once
>Emotionally dependant

What do?

Nightclubs are not objectively fun. Nothing is.

Take it slow and see what happens

Avoid like the plague

shut the fuck up you autist retarded chicano

Just dont drink u autist. You dont have to be drunk or drugged to have fun.

Run as fast as you can.

Let me add:
>Has weekly psychologist consultations
>Takes anti depressants
>Takes sleep medication

I'm just trying to think a few years down the line, I don't want a drug zombie psycho gf

It's not like you can't drink at all. Just finished a cut drank every weekend and still lost 6% bf. I just controlled myself and only drank vodka (only 64 cals) straight. The worst part was dealing with those drunk munchies. You have to be able to shit that shit down. Pic related

Thats a lot of baggage, bail. Shes not gonna be a stable long term gf in her current state. And probably not worth the risk of fucking cause she might get attached

do social Veeky Forums things and make Veeky Forums friends

>>Schizophrenic
>>Tried suicide once
>>Emotionally dependant
get ready for the best sex of your life!

I'm khv so any sex would be the best of my life right now senpai

If you think you could settle down with her you should go for it.
Emotionally vulnerable girls can be shaped and controlled so easily it's ridiculous.

And what this guy said

OP, parties like you're talking about are for lazy, directionless people, who need to be distracted from how useless their lives are. The best kind of 'parties' are the kind where you're surrounded by people you actually know, and there's more interesting conversation going on then there is drinking.

>don't drink
drink red bull, or tonic water or mocktails
>don't smoke
just don't
>don't drugs
do safe party drug such as phenibut instead of mdma

Everyone I know from the gym drinks like a fucking fish. They are all in pretty good shape not sub 6 to 7% bf but still who's falling for that meme?

>in the gym

>get home from gym
>always horny af
>jerk it to shit like shemales or women being humiliated/abused
>hate myself after cumming

At least I'm here. I'm sure your pic related.

nah i'm skelly. i said SOCIAL not asocial. do an actual sport

Get the FUCK out, man
Not worth it

Dance, pick up girls.
I'd say, if you want to be social, just get a martini or some wine and drink it slowly over the course of the party.
Try to help her emotionally and get her Veeky Forums.Maybe it will help her taper off the medications. Lifting might help her life more than meds and psychologists ever will. And who knows, from that a good relationship might be created.
I wouldnt personally hang out much with legit psycho bitches, even if they look good, but hey, its your life, i dont know what you should do with it. I personally dont help ppl who dont wanna work hard and help themselves and dont really get attached to girls, i just fuck them and try to get some good times in and they dont mind usually.
Dont supress them? Supressing those negative emotions is a very bad idea in the long term.
i unironically suggest you to sort out yourself and clean your room.

>post-orgasm guilt
never gonna make it.

Ironically or unironically schizo

Id rather be a hambeast then a skelly. Nothing's worse then looking like a 12 year old little girl

not worthhhhh

also long term anti depressant use will turn her into an emotionless zombie

>I wouldnt personally hang out much with legit psycho bitches, even if they look good, but hey, its your life, i dont know what you should do with it. I personally dont help ppl who dont wanna work hard and help themselves

She actually signed up for a gym but never goes and constantly skips on her diet

Unironically, diagnosed schizo

My ex was like that and I helped her get off mess and sleeping stuff and the shrink. It was great until she became too independent and I became a bit of a dick. Shes probably fixable if you've got the patience.
Fuck her I put the time in and just wanted some time to hit the books.

I swallowed the green pill last year, best purchase I've made in a while.

Live by the age old rule. Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Green pill? Please explain senpai

>She actually signed up for a gym but never goes and constantly skips on her diet
Well, you can go the gym together. As far as diet goes, just cooking healthy foods for yourself brings you a long way. You dont need to adhear to strict diet, unless you need to cut down to get abs and shit.
If you think that you can legit help her and deal with her insanity, go for it, but its gonna be fucking hard. How can you help others if you cant even help yourself and you are still a khv.
I wouldnt go for it myself, i have enough personal troubles already, i dont need women who i have to actively fix on top so they dont fucking obliterate my mind with their insanity

no need to be so defensive, i'm just here to help

I pretty much solely socialize by raving. I don't do drugs. Just go do shit that's fun, fuck the fit """lifestyle"""

I like you. I may follow your advice. BTW I'm khv because I was obese until I was 19 and went skelly at 20, so I have 0 confidence with women since I've always avoided them. This year, aside from this girl, another chick hit on me at the gym and I actually took her out just to say I wasn't interested. Of course there wasn't the risk she might slit her wrists if I turned her down.

learn how to dance ffs then youll go just because its fun

Jesus Christ dude no, just no

some drugs help you be Veeky Forums or cause no change in gains. Like adderall(be sure to still eat), lsd(just don't eat on this), some others. Why not do those?

>so I have 0 confidence with women since I've always avoided them.
You should stop doing that. You dont have anything to lose if some girl rejects you.
You are getting Veeky Forums too, so you shouldnt have problems with getting grills, especially if your face is good.
I'd say, just hit up the other chick and get the psycho one to the gym and help her out, if you want to help her out. Dont stick your dick in crazy. If you want some chick to stick your dick in, the other one is a better idea to start out with.

I'm just trolling man.

Yeah just keep it to once every few weeks.

Stick to straight vodka. Only takes me about 400-500 calories to get drunk.

Yeah, I haven't talked to or seen the other one for a couple months, so that's out of the window.

HAHA

Song related

youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

fuck her, do not date her. Pretty simple man.

uhhh i do a ton of drugs tho

dont do it

If you like her go for it my man

Pros: quite possibly the best sex you'll ever have

Cons: you may end up dead

My opinion: do it

>implying we're all degenerate

>I haven't talked to or seen the other one for a couple months, so that's out of the window.
Well, you can go start getting into the dating game, if you dont want to stick your dick in crazy. Hit up a lot of girls, level up your social skills, dont worry about getting rejected, rejection is just an opportunity for you to learn, you either win or you learn
I suggest not sticking your dick in crazy. Fucking with a psycho bitch will lead to a lot of trouble for you and your sanity, especially if she is your first grill. You dont really even feel much towards grils until you fuck one of them.

Again, the decision is there for you to make. I am not going to make it for you.

this is the 'crazy' from 'don't stick your dick in crazy'

we both fucking know you will end up doing it

By not going to parties

Once you're over the age of 21, have a job, and already graduated college it's easy to do

I cant man no matter what i do i feel empty,i barely fall asleep lately ,im late bloomer and i kind of dating a hot girl from my gym but nothing feel the hole ,when im alone i feel like shit and only solution is drinking which helps me sleep and lower the thoughts running through my head...and my room is really clean.

Would you recommend creating a Tinder acc?

Go to a therapist. If you need to get on antidepressants to not be a fucking alcoholic, i suggest you to go on antidepressants. I suggest starting meditation. If you are doing everything right and you are still depressed and cant live without alcohol, you need proffesional help.
Dont worry about them turning you into a robot, you can taper them off later when you fix your alcohol problems and your life in general.
its an option, just one option out of many. I started out approaching high school girls and later on gym and uni girls, but you can do whatever you want. Go on 20 tinder dates in a month and rapidly forcefeed yourself pimping exp, its not a bad start.

Just don't go. Hit the gym or read a book instead. This isn't rocket science.

Been meditating for about 3 months ,its hard as fuck but i manage to maintain few minutes of peace but i calm me for a little and i drink once a week the problem is that rest of the time i feel like shit =|

You arent supposed to supress your emotions. Just focus on your breathing and dont engage with your emotions and thoughts. Just breath in and out and let it run in the background. Its going to be a shitstorm at first, thats natural. You are essentially trying to dig up all the negative emotions so you can fix the underlying issues, not neccesarily trying to achieve peace. Peace will come to you eventually once you start working on your life. Meditation isnt going to walk your path for you, its just going to give you directions.

Don't know where you live OP but I have a lot more fun chilling on the beach sober hitting up random girls sun bathing than I do some sweaty shithole with a bunch of women who think every random nigger with a shiny watch is a rap producer.

I drink, minimally. I go out to bars with friends and have a beer or two.
I smoke weed once or twice a year.

But I haven't been to a party like pic related since I was a 16 year old with a fake ID and transitioned out of enjoying them as I became more focused on my career and got a long term Gf.

The social scene at clubs and raves is pretty annoying, id way rather shoot the shit over pool or watching a game with bddies that I actually know. If me and gf broke up I'd probably have a hard time finding someone to fuck, but even though I have some memorable one night stands during my EDM phase 95% of he sex I've had has been with girlfriends or people I've met through friends of friends and tried (and someone's succeeded) in forming an actual relationship with.

The meditation help but to certain deegre, I have like episodes of depression every few weeks that come and go each coming back stronger this one I'm in it is a whole new level I feel like I just need someone to hold on to but I don't want to be a burden so I have to be strong on the outside im physically healthy and I'm grateful for that but mentally I feel like shit I guess I'll have to let myself feel this fucked up whatever going inside me... sorry for spilling my problems all over you guys and thanks for the help I just finished a short meditation session and I feel a little less shit hehe..best wishes to you all.

You need to find your element,when you first start going out and your sober, you end up taking up the father role of making sure everyone is alright.

After couple more night outs you understand, people around you are degenerates and simply should left to they're own malice. sounds harsh? probably, but ,once you realise it,your mind set should change, fuck you might go out with friends , but barely interact with them, not because you think you're superior for not acting like them, but maybe, just maybe ,because you find yourself, bit by bit, you find things you enjoy doing while on a night out, from dancing to women to chatting to random strangers, it doesn't matter what it is, what matters ,you unravelled your cocoon and can truly express yourself.

Depends how old are you are desu. When I was in college I would binge drink Thurs - Sat and be fine. Just account for the empty calories in your diet. Vodka/water and gin and tonic are practically nothing and if you're going to drink beer just go light on carbs that day.

Protip: The drink with the best calorie/alcohol ratio is a gin and tonic. It's all I drink when I go out.

Party drugs aren't going to hurt if it's only occasional
Even a few drinks won't but they'll still do more damage

Plenty of fun sober things to do though as well with a group
Bowling, go karts, rock climbing, hit up a beach or lake, shoot hoops
Probably all cheaper than a night out too (minus the go karts maybe, shit's so expensive in Australia)

Don't go to the types if parties you are talking about. Those parties are an excuse for betas to participate in hedonistic actions. Get actual Men and Ladies for friends and have a fantastic dining and talking in a civilized environment. Of course any party has alcohol. Just Don't get shitfaced on it. Just a key thing: The constant pursuit of pleasure is a animalistic trait that degrades you and the rest of civilization to nothing more than monkey mindset.

>People who have to be intoxicated to have fun are pathetic losers.
>No I don't need anything for fun, in high on life bro, straight edge all he way wew boys
t. loser who doesn't have friends to drink with

>How the fuck do you have fun in these kind of parties?

By cucking each and every male there by fucking their wives/gfs in the toilet stalls

Very true sad to see so many pathetic addicts itt

crazy chick ruined my life/self esteem senpai it aint worth

why don't you stop being a faggot?

Its easy. Do what I do and just walk in and be the loser who doesn't partake. Nobody cares.

Or better yet be really cute and get drinks from everyone by not being an ass and being the cool guy in your friend group

Squat.

This. Most are really really shitty places with really really shitty people. All the women are sluts. The men are gay or douche bags and you will get accosted by ugly women.

That being said, I get attention from everything with legs because I can carry a convo and hide my autismo. Or I go to places with equally autismo people.

Great sex. It will be like she is is on the rag 24/7. Everything will be subtle shit testing. If you don't react the way she wants she will cheat or make a scene. Don't get attached. Sex will be great. Crazy girls and stupid girls fuck like porn stars if you can get past their trust issues and yours. Trust me. You can't trust a crazy one.

Don't knock her up.

brahs i been drinking at least twice a week since the start of summer. usually one day a week il black out.

i'm still making sick gains. got my bench to 2plate for working weight.

i just drink a lot of water, and never let myself miss gym time.

it's fun as fuck, getting hella wasted then dancing and hitting on random girls. why would you want to give that up?

theres one thing about having a drink or two with friends, and getting smashed and fucked in toilet on weekly basis in some club

I just find those kind of parties boring. And stupid.

crazy chicks are the best sex, but they're also unpredictable as fuck and their issues can be hard to handle.

Just see how it goes, you aren't marrying her, you can always call things off and run.

>chat to friends
>work up the courage to talk to sluts
>dance
>stand in the corner and enjoy the music
>make fun of drunks
>watch people make idiots of themselves

if you dont enjoy any of those things, dont go. No point bringing down your group of friends being miserable all night.

Also make sure if you dont drink that you arent getting used by everyone. I make sure that doesnt happen.

> implying that Veeky Forums even needs to leav his basement
> implying you even need any social activity beyond shitposting
I never leave my house because im a NEET virgin. If you are aren't a NEET virgin then fuck off my fucking board normies.