Cat crawls under you while doing pushups

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rip patches, you sweet bastard

one of my exes broke up with me because i almost got hit by a mac truck and had to go to the hospital with the flu in the same day

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Good night patches, Sleep tight little kitty.

>fap time
>cat comes and wants to sit on my lap
>cant throw him out because he is my best friend

he was very strict on the no fap

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This kitter has a shibe pattern on its chest. Cannot unsee.

Hate this faggot

Rip in pieces patches
You were a good owner user, at least for the last years of her life

>when you're so autistic you house a cat

Cats are good for no fap they’ll sit there and stare at with that “you’re a fucking degenerate” look on their faces.

my cat always does this,he starts rubbing up on me and starts to purr i wonder why

he thinks you're trying to impress him with your mating ritual

Sounds like you come from a pretty shit tier family. You shouldn’t be allowed near an animal.

dude same with me
>be me, 23
>was working with some bros on a project
>project failed hard
>work for dad for shitty salary
>living with parents
>insecure about my skills, so i'm afraid to work and i'm looking for a internship
>gf is depressed and dating her is a nightmare, its been like that for almost 1 year
>only thing that makes me happy is my cat
>she is diabetic and almost died
>i was the only one that cared about her enough to pay for a vet
>i buy $100 worth of insulin every month for her even though i'm almost broke
>she is the only thing keeping me half sane
>when i'm sad or too quiet she starts meowing on my door so i can let her in
>everytime i'm eating she lays on my feet
pic related

>dog licks your face while you're doing pushups

why did you have to post this??

lol

RIP patches, sweet dreams.

>mfw have had to take to vet and put done all three of our cats that each of my brothers and sisters received when we were 12 because mum died
>after 16 years they all started to get sick, their back legs stopped working
>My dad couldn't do it, it reminded him too much of his memories of mum
>brother and sister couldn't do it
>I had to kill, three times, watch their eyes dilate, hear the mews of confusion as they had their paws shaved in this strange place
>could barely keep my shit together first time
>And on the third, Lulu missed her friends so much after so long that she didn't even resist
>she closed her eyes and started purring
>Once her little heart finally stopped I wrapped her in her blancket
>took her home at last
>And buried her with Fifi and Cookie.

I cried Veeky Forums. I cried, and cried.

I'll never own pets again, I just can't do it anymore.

People? Fuck'em. Gf called on the same fucking day to "Talk about us" after some issues. I just couldn't be arsed and said "What us?" and hung up.

By these little guys and gals, they love us in their own way, they never seek to be torn from their families at babyhood, and I can't help but feel I must protect them.

I failed Veeky Forums.

Please, forgive me...

Godspeed Patches.
I'll lift for her today user.

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PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE THIS THREAD STOP.

didn't they give a sedative before the lethal injection?
i had to put down both of mine (also at 16) last year and they gave them a sedative 20 mins or so before so they could be with me for a couple of minutes and calm down.

You didn’t fail user
Life is a beautiful movie that will eventually end for all of us
The best we could do is expand the cast as more people exit stage right

>didn't they give a sedative before the lethal injection?
I tried to get one, but it was deemed "unnecessary" and so cost more (which I couldn't afford at the time).

I feel with you.

>this thread

pectus excavatum

God damn it animal deaths make me so sad

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gosh blessin u patches

DELET

oh my

Cats suck lol

>tfw no cat-bro

>be me
>working out in garage gym
>mid afternoon and lights were bust
>kinda dark and somewhat creepy
>doing shrugs with 20kg dumbells
>hear strange noises in dark room
>sweating and heartbeating intensifies
>something bites my ankle all of a sudden
>panic and drop the weights mid shrug
>hear loud thud and high intensity screeching
>was just my cat
>tfw dropped a dumbell on his tail
>took him to the vet and ampuated the tail
I'm so sorry Oscar

Rest in peace Patches, and all pets

>moved into new house right before I went to preschool
>come home one day to see my mother sitting in the woods
>walk over to see her holdin a bundle of orange fur
>it's a kitten still hasn't opened its eyes
>mother was nowhere in sight
>take him to the vet get his shots
>he's tiny as fuck so we name him Little One
>quickly becomes my cat, always follows me around the house no after what I do
>love the little fucker like nothing else on this world
>fast forward to about two years ago
>he starts breathing quickly and stops laying on his side
>after a few weeks of this take him to the vet
>his entire chest cavity is filled with fluid and is slowly suffocating him
>doesn't lay on his side because if he does he can't breath
>doc says he could drain it but tf just come back in a month or so, recommends euthanization
>next week the day is there, pets all around and family comes to visit
>just my mother comes to the vet with me
>sniffles at this point but I still have my composure
>get to the clinic
>mother can't "handle it" and leaves to go back to the car, just me and Little One now
>when the time comes they sedate him and lay him on his side
>tries to stand up but his strength fails him
>I hold him close and he snuggles his head into the crook of my elbow
>at this point I'm crying like a fucking baby
>doc comes in and I reluctantly back a few feet off, leaving him to rest completely on his side like the idiot I am
>when doc goes to stick him with the final needle Little One starts to convulse
>misses first stick so goes to try again
>gets him on the second but he is still convulsing and making sounds
>only after he was dead did I realize that he was choking to death and convulsing because of it
>tfw my best friends last second were filled with fear and I could have stopped it

RIP Little One, I hope there's lamps in heaven for you to knock over

Pic related it's Little One

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Sweet dreams, Patches.

You don't want one. When they die you're miserable, and there's no chance of them living longer than you.
It's like having kids that you know will die before you do.
When Sammy pic related dies I won't be getting another cat, I don't think I'll be able to handle it.

That's a cool looking cat

>had dog since I was 5
>Chester
>he's now 16
>can't walk to the field any more; we take our other dogs on foot and my dad drives Chester down to meet them
>he can only walk around there for about 15 minutes before getting tired and being driven back home
>dad makes a raised food bowl holder for him because he has arthritis and can't reach down far enough to eat off the floor any more
>he eventually finds it difficult to pick himself up
>whines if no one's downstairs because he doesn't like being alone
>come down one morning and he's wet himself and been lying in it for probably hours as the urine is old
>it happens another couple of times
>tell my parents i think we should put him dowm because his quality of life is no irreversibly shit
>tearfully hold him and hug him after realising he needs to be put down to end what is now an existence with more suffering than joy
>we call in the vet so he doesn't have the stress of being moved
>take him on a walk for as long as he wants
>entire family with him all morning, spoiling him with attention and treats, his tail is wagging constantly
>vet comes in
>sit down on his bed and pull him into my lap
>hold him and call him a good boy and make a fuss of him as the vet gives him the injection
>his old heart gives up literally seconds after the injection is administered and he passes away very quickly and peacefully
>cry over his corpse for about a half hour
>he's a big dog so we dig basically a proper, full on grave for him in the garden, wrap him in his blanket
>plant a weeping willow on his grave

RIP best friend

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Kind of feel bad for house cats, I feel like mine ended up kind of dumb and unathletic because I don't let them out often.
On the flipside they kill native wildlife and are likely to get killed since I live on a busy road where crashes always happen.

So many feels
I run a service where I take care of kittens until they are old enough for shelters
I don’t have to experience feels but man is it hard to give them away sometimes
> pic is my 2 new foster cats

Your family are a bunch of fucking degenerates.

Await the day of the rope. Itsacomin.

I appreciate you sharing this part of your life with us user.

Had to take care of a litter of 8 from my cousins shelter.
Their mother died and no surrogate mother could be found so they had to be hand-fed all hours of the day.
Needless to say most fell ill and died because they weren't getting the proper 24/7 mom care they needed, still have the two survivors though.
Was it my own failures that killed them or is it hard for them to live past two months without mothers, still hurts to this day.

Yamero! This is bring back bad memories. Rest in peace Little One, knock all those little lamps down to your heart's content.

Fuck if I know
You probably didn’t bath them or something

>young
>wake up
>furry thing on face
>for some reason think its my parents taking the piss
>giggle and go to push them away
>no one there
>freak out
>throw the thing across the room
>its my fucking cat

Its okay, he was fine and lived to 21. Pic related, him in his cardboard box (which we decorated every year for Christmas).

His name was Simba.

>pity mode: activated

I mean, it took you ten years (or six or so since you were as sociopathic as any child until about then), but I guess progress is progress. You at least made her last years happy. How old did she get to?

>"what us?"

kek

I can see that angle, but there are no sure things, but I don't like to imagine leaving my cat and him not understanding where I went either. I think I will get another after my best boy goes. Given he should (hopefully) have a decade in him left (and I'll be nearly 40 at that point) I may leave it a few years and then get another.

Outdoor cat lifespans are around 4 years average, last I looked, between fighting, traffic, diseases, and assholes shooting them for the crime of being noisy. A well-loved and entertained housecat can live up to 16ish years. Hell of a difference. That said, I went for a Ragdoll, and they have had most of the survival instincts needed to leave the house bred out and spend 80% of the day asleep.

>young
>wake up
>furry thing on face
>think its my parents

Um, user, you might want to go to therapy. It sounds like there might be something repressed there if you associate being smothered by something furry in the night with your parents.

>i wonder why

same here... there must be an answer!

I'm in UK and its the norm to have outdoor cats here.

My cat Simba () used to go outside every day and often the night for the vast majority of his life and lived to the age of 21. Even at the age of 21, he used to lay on the garden table in the sun, or on top of the aviary on the blanket we used to cover them at night (his favourite spot).

I guess its a lot different in the US though.

delete this, reminds me too much of my old girl.

>cat throws up on your oly platform

My Dog never wants any attention until I'm doing shit where I don't want her around.Life is suffering.

I feel you user, it's gonna be alright man.

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why do you do this

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FUCK

Thanks
He's a marble Bengal

he also has that thousand mile stare

He looks kind of odd, like a human that has shapeshifted into a cat
Watch yourself user

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fuck

make it stop

RIP PATCHES

>this thread

RIP

Anyone else had trouble with flees this year, think I've gassed all the cunts now

RIP Patches, we didn't deserve you.

RIP PATCHES

Rip