Reminder to do cardio

check the news retard, we live in an information age.
and it will go higher than 50.

Urban, turban, or suburban?

white, 64 year old retiree.

no need for names buddy, just trying for conversation.

>crowded concert
>high caliber machine gun shoting from higher position
yeah, cardio will definitely help me dodge bullets on a crowded space

I apologise.

didn't mean to sound so rude.

Some crazy old white guy with a brown gf

i saw the breaking news while in the gym. Didn't follow up until now. You're right, 50 dead and the gunman dead.

The only way I'll legitimately laugh about this is if there's some manifesto from the shooter explaining that he believes anyone stupid enough to listen to country deserves death

That’s a pretty decent ass

Grab the body while she's still warm

back to faggots

Who would have a better chance at survival?

>average overweight couch potato
>Olympic sprinter

Kys

I'm too big and take too long to cum
The body will go cold before I get my first nut.

Old white dude. I've read an early rumor he converted to Islam in his 30's, but didn't legally change his name when doing so. Can't confirm that though

Notice the pill bottle next to her.

>implying you can outrun bullets

kys retard

Yes overdose is what killed her

>im too obsessed with my ideology to just respect the horror of a mass shooting
you are whats wrong with modern people

Actually they've just been trying to float the rumor that it's got something to do with islam and that he has a "brown" girlfriend on the net.

They want to push the brown people did it thing hard right now.

i live in the PNW in a metro area. some old timer once came on the streetcar drunk as hell, proclaiming to everyone he was carrying conceiled, asking if anyone in the streetcar was a muslim. he kept on until police came and he ran off. wtf is up with old white dudes. lonely and too much time on their hands?

If you have pumped up kicks, you might have a chance

ISIS is claiming the attack as their own. Fuck off

>ISIS is claiming the attack as their own. Fuck off
Really...
Curiouser and curiouser

No confirmation of ties between the shooter and ISIS yet, but a few sites are reporting the claim

Kys you pathetic white cumskin faggot, accept that this was an act of white terrorism

>I'm too big
how big are you?

Bury your head deeper into the sand, Ahmed. Just don't bother coming back up

I'm not the one who's gonna be buried en mass today, Cletus. And they definitely won't be coming back up.

>implying you have all the details of this event that just fucking happened

I'm going to Vegas for vacation later this month wheeeee

6'7"

are you thicc or just a tall lanklet

how dare these normies drop their drinks at their own convenience, when being railed down by an assault rifle

t b h i would still have my drink in my hand or put it somewhere safely

250 pounds I've been working out for 5 years, too bad I'm gay tho, I just made a joke desu.

Tbh I was hoping it was a mudslime too

Jesus christ

diead for our sins

>be american
>get shot

I'm the guy who posted that joke and
None of your business.

come on don't be such a tease

you know how much a beer costs at a concert ? no way I would drop it.

>ISIS is claiming the attack as their own. Fuck off

KEK^2

Isis takes responsability for anything that happens. They want to create terror without the work so they take whatever wagon is on board.

Earthquake in Mexico - ISIS proclaims it was them
Getoutofmylawn white folk - ISIS proclaims it was them
retarded/b/colaborator - ISIS proclaims it was them

Their rethoric is simple, what ever make american and the world panic its them

OK, 5`11 pass manlet status

If you survived the initial salvo and knew what was going on, a fast set of wheels would get you out of the killzone the quickest. Stop being a retard.

>not taking your last sip before Valhalla
Plebian please

I was there with a couple of bros, was kinda in the midst of some of the kills, was fucking intense you could just hear screaming and shit and some of the bullets going past us. Luckily though we were alert and on it as soon as we heard the first burst we just plowed though everyone knocking over people and shit, we are like 6'2+ so we fucked up people in the way, my mate Rob actually knocked someone out by accident. fuck that though was a tragic event

FBI is saying now that the dude had no ties to international terrorist groups.

Does a 5.56 whipping overhead improve leg drive? My sprint training has kinda stalled lately.

And one replied to it

this is actually very true. if you've ever played a sniper in a video game you obviously target the people standing still rather than the quick ones, in order to make the most of your clip.

there were people in a video of the shooting that legimimately lied on the ground thinking it would protect them and that just blew my mind. same thing with school procedure during shootings, they make you hide under a frickin desk? wtf is that?? why do they do that lmao

Why do white people commit so much crime in the US? Like have you ever seen a white man that isn't so gay for his gun?

they lay on the ground to play dead, you hide under a desk to cover vitals. where else would you go ?

why cant our muscles deflect bullets, Veeky Forums?

Because bullets were made to penetrate muscles

...

apparently a white 64yo commie

i would run out of the nearest exit

change your routine and they will

kek

>be American

Cardio not required

youtube.com/watch?v=cEYI9K3afpU

same chance probably, the shooter ain't aiming, he is just shoting, if i shot a sprinter on the chest and an obese person the chances are basically the same, almost zero

SHOOTER HAD ATTENDED AN ANTI TRUMP RALLY

FIRST THE PULSE NIGHT CLUB
THEN POST ELECTION RIOTS
THEN BLM BURNT DOWN THREE CITIES
THEN A LIBERAL SHOT THE CONGRESSMAN
NOW A MASS SHOOTING

WHAT MAKES LIBERALS SO FUCKING VIOLENT?

Imagine if everyone ran away in like the same direction and worked together like animals like when birds all take off at the exact same time without even looking at each other

all that space. hmmmm

>somebody took the time to stop, focus his professional camera on two corpses and take a nicely framed photo

Why is Veeky Forums so obsessed with reddit?

Take the ultimate redpill

Veeky Forums and reddit are the same place

Interesting isn't it.

It's reddit marketers.
They are trying to sucker people into thinking reddit invented fucking paragraphs and putting space between sentences.

"tl;dr" and "wall of text" were terms we used well over a decade ago to quickly dismiss word spaghetti.

Thanks, this actually makes some sense..maby

people have always typed like that here

you're just new. can't stand these new fucks coming around criticizing who they think is a newfag. you're absolute garbage and the reason this website is shit.

Nah the reason is the majority of horrible people

horrible people was fine but now we've got teenagers doing their best horrible person impression.

it's just shit. meme after meme after meme. at least half this website came from reddit, and it doesn't matter how different they think they are from reddit, they're the same unoriginal conformists.

FUCK IT

>at a large concert
>hear shots popping off in the distance
>oh shit
>adrenaline blasts through body
>everything is in slow motion
>see a gun flash out of the corner of my eye
>it's time
>run immediately in the opposite direction
>the years of training sprints appear in my mind
>time for it all to pay off
>faster than I've ever been my entire life
>sanic speeds
>get shot and die anyways