MY JOURNEY FROM THE LOSER VIRGIN TO THE CHAD, THANKS Veeky Forums
>have overprotective, religious parents entire life
>everyone says I have above average face, doesn’t help w/ social anxiety, no confidence
>never experience social life, no first kiss, virgin until 18 (pretty good for Veeky Forums standards)
>at age 14, me and brothers combine holiday money and buy a squat rack, adjustable dumbbells, benchpress, pullup bar etc.
>I never go to events, dances, etc, just workout, Veeky Forums, pc gaming, still antisocial
>get size, but eat shit and be a little fat w/ muscle.
>start cutting during summer before senior year in hs
>watch a lot of zzyz videos for inspirations
>get abs along with size, perfect waist to shoulder width ratio, full chest and delts
>mfw still no confidence, but feel aesthetic asf w/ sexy face
>parents and brother talk me into going to high school homecoming dance
>no date, dress semiformal, plan is to stick w/ friends and avoid dancing due to anxiety
>everywhere I go, girls are looking at me
MY JOURNEY FROM THE LOSER VIRGIN TO THE CHAD, THANKS Veeky Forums
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>unbutton shirt halfway, roll up sleeves, undo tie
>walk into the dance hall, they play loud nigger music and EDM, everyone having fun
>random 8/10 latina starts grinding on me, friends watching
>confidence from 1/10 to 10/10
>slap, grab ass, pull hair, do what I see in movies and pr0nz
>is this what Chad feels like?
>take picture w/ said latina licking my chest, me flexing bicep, cocky smile
>testosterone from 5/10 to 10/10
>many witnesses
>use my tie as a sweatband, stick 2 20$ into it
>assume the role of male stripper, feel like Zyzz
>start asking random girls w/o dates to dance for a bit
>manage to get 3 more to dance with separately, all 7/10
>find 9/10 biracial girl, perfect ass,
>”You have a date?”
>”Nah, but I’m a very bad dancer, haha”
>”So am I! We’ll look silly together”
>We dance, we touch eachother, ass squeezing, boob licking, neck kissing,
>We’re in the middle of the moshpit, many witnesses, friends ‘mirin
>Stepbrother approaches
>user, dad’s outside
>FUCK I WAS GONNA SMASH
>Don’t have a phone can’t, get number
This all happened 2 nights ago, yes I’m 18 and in HS
Have I become a chad? Have I become Zyzz? I plan on doing more stuff w/ my aesthetic body and face.
bumpe
i need to see what your body looks like, so i can emulate it myself
it may take a while to deliver, no phone, laptop camera doesn't work, but I promise I'll post a pic, i'm no faggot
okay give me the outstanding features, i need to replicate this experience of yours for myself. What is it you got a big chest? traps? shoulders? fuark tell me now!
>be me
>be 18
>fit
>above average face
>0 confidence due to 4 inch dick
just wear a thick ass condom or something, or use a penis pump before sex, or get fat injected into it or something
How is homecoming in September? School just started and now you have that on your rep
ill believe when you deliver op
18 without a phone, deff not a chad.
these chad comparison pics are getting way out of hand
but who cares, keep em coming
Congratulations OP, you've taken your first steps into adulthood.
Godspeed user, i aspire to be like this one day just to come to school and make people awe at how i've changed and finally get a confidence boost.
I am consistently surprised at the creativity of some anons... As well as the time they're willing to put into making these fucking memes
This one is old, the one with the Veeky Forums version added is funnier
I made one or two myself, but they were fairly mild. these are pisseningly funny every time.
post it. and yes I know it, still chortled like a mong
Fuck It I'll share mine
>6'2 with good facial genetics
>no social skills
>several family members literally autistic, my parents used to think I was too
>literally went to autism support groups
>girl in my highschool offers me a blowjob
>can't cum cause I jerked off too much
>she wants to date but I get too awkward when I see her after and never speak to her again
>don't hook up with anyone else till college
>get swol, put on 30-40 pounds of muscle
>read the red pill
>start fucking a lot of women
>still too awkward after, never talk to them again
>one says I raped her cause she's pissed about above
>all the girls at school hate me
>one asian girl hasn't heard or doesn't care
>bad english
>fuck asian girl a bunch cause nobody else will
>fall in love with her
>she turns out to be a huge whore, see her fuck my good friend
>heart shatters
>still my only option
>start fucking her like I hate her
>choking, slapping, cumming in her eyes, anal, brutality
>cry every time after she leaves
>this of course makes her fall in love with me
>I graduated 3 years ago and she still texts me when she's drunk
>I cry every time
lol wtf, yeah you fucked some chicks but it sounds like everything other than that went as bad as it could
Quick someone post it
Post your physique so I can take notes OP.
That’s not chad that’s sociopath mode bro
Get some help
le douchey picture of me
im pretty young, and according to Veeky Forums standards, I'm small, but everyone in HS calls me buff, don't be too mean lmao
>Tfw crippling self esteem problems
>Everyone thinks I'm confident, arrogant even.
Fake it till you make it boys, it also helps being 6'1 and black.
You’re buff for a high school
I’m going to tell you right now, you shouldn’t do steroids at your age. They are magic yes but you should stay natty until like 26
I’m guessing you’re maybe 6’0 so just keep working out and you’ll get bigger
inb4 shitstorm on you
FUCK YOU I"M NATURAL!!!!111!
Why do women like to be chocked?
Yes but I’m giving you a warning
you look small as fuck and highly autistic ahahhha
Not that it ever happened, but if I told my dad that I had a chance to penetrate, he would have given me money for a cab, drinks and a hotel room.
>full chest and delts lmao
those are some interesting dynamics
>ugly shitskin who looks like he's 30 years old
no no ahh ahhahaha this can't be OP
if I don't have feelings how can therapy make me better
For your age you look extremely good, nice delts. I recently turned 18 lifting for 1 year, you are probably younger. Great potential
just
>Muh personal blogpost with made up story
What a faggot you are
You can learn to fake them
Women don't like to be choked.
They like to be raped.
This whole modern notion of consent has very little imprint on evolutionary history. For the majority of selective years in human development, the most masculine males took the most attractive females and impregnated them. As a result women respond sexually to male dominance and violence, both as a selection process and also as a biological defense.
Every woman fantasizes about being raped. They hate sexual agency, the retarded feminized sexual marketplace they've insisted upon us building is boring and inauthentic. They know we just want to fuck them, and they just want to fuck us.
Choking specifically is a low rent way to incorporate some danger into sex. It can be a sign of good physical sex, it can be something to spice up a boring session. It can be a kernel of truth to cling to and focus on amidst a largely bullshit awkward social interaction.
Women don't actually derive sexual pleasure from having their breathing constricted. If you put a girl in a rear naked choke she will be very very upset.
One time a girl asked me to choke her during doggy. I put her in a darce choke. she got pissed.
I like being unemotional. Nobody every made a good decision because they got emotionally invested.
I still pay respect to the important emotions like love and fear and jealousy, but they have very little impact upon me.
hahahaa you look like a total faggot fuck you
Here's what you do
>become the best at fingering and oral sex. You gotta make that butch cum at least twice
>once you're ready, duck her brains out. No sensual shit, you should limit yourself to biting her neck, pulling her hair and slapping her ass
Just go so fast she can't really focus on your small penor
I already gathered that you're a bitch when you said you had "social anxiety" and that the dance played "nigger" music knowing full well you've probably never been in a fight
>woman WANT to be raped
Really excites the eletrons of my brasil nuts
Tiny bicep boy LOOOOOL
Get good at oral. If you can make a woman cum consistently through oral, she'll turn a blind eye on your size.
>mfw still no confidence, but feel aesthetic asf w/ sexy face
>sexy face
lol
Cut your fucking disgusting Jew hair.
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>the virgin flee
>the chad comfort
If this is true, the only way to become Chad is to think like him. The only way to become Chad is to pretend to be Chad. Usually works, even if you were beaten with an ugly stick. Also, be funny, funny guys always get snatch.
I'm sorry, but you really look gay. Oo
fucking sucks doesnt it...
>no pics attached of body
stop daydreaming you fuck
>yes im 18 and in HS
stopped reading there
You look like my gypsy friend from Lithuania
>One time a girl asked me to choke her during doggy. I put her in a darce choke. she got pissed.
this
eventually you'll forget you are pretending
looking good OP, remember 3/4 of the people here are lanky DYEL skeletons and the other 1/4 are the landwhales that post on /fat/, so ignore the bad comments
impotent autism
look at dat roman nose
Zyzz lol go larp someone else
if youre constricting her breathing while choking, youre doing it wrong. the rush comes from restricting the blood flow.
heres mine:
>be supreme autist sperg
>dedicate my time to video games, eating, getting drunk learning french and latin
>get really fat
>finish University at 21 a virgin
>get job as professor at university
>bitches go mad for my fat ass
>lose virginity with 18 year old
>fuck freshman every trimester
>four years have passed
>get more refined tastes as i fuck more women
>the top of the crop of women don't want to fuck since they can have a medicine professor or a rich man
>decide to get fit
>lose weight
>look thin but like shit
>decide to lift
>noobie gains
>get fat fetish
thats where am at right now
>and face
Stopped there.
>chad
You're going to go bald lmao
Wtf mate get help
And OP basically you didn't get laid and wrote a post telling us how, so get bent
But he licked boobs during a high school dance and virtually raped every single one of the girls who danced with him.
Kek kys user
>>get job as professor at university
>>bitches go mad for my fat ass
Either you making this shit up or the fucked you for better grades
Fantasy ruined
>d'arce choke
>from behind
how???
mfw 19, soon i'll be an oldfag on fit.
i don't think it's possible
>find 9/10 biracial girl
this so much. go for carotid not windpipe
>get job as _professor_ after _3 years_ of uni
>pull mad poon while at it
low effort b8
Are you me?
>We dance, we touch eachother, ass squeezing, boob licking, neck kissing,
>boob licking
wtf user
> neon muscle shirt NEVER comes off
fucking lol
If this is actually true, good job user. Honestly it's great to see people turning their shit around, especially with shit parents.
Fuck that, Veeky Forums will try to bring you down, keep it up man. I wish I had looked like you in HS. Don't ever fucking stop.
>get fat fetish
Get off Veeky Forums dude, really. The less I come here, and the more time I spend with my george foreman, the less degenerate/perverted/kinky/whatever I am.
I have the exact same "problem" but am so unaware that it's almost tragic. I'll be out and about with the lads and even though I'm a hot mess mentally, they always talk me up as some cocky asshole of the group. Never mind the fact that all of them barring my gymbro (the only one who doesn't think of me as such) are kvs
maybe autistic, but not small
not in pic related
my tan is sexy fuck you, maybe I do look 30 in this lol
thanks bro, keep it up as well yourself!
not made up
fuck you too
i've fought a nigger, I am part nigger myself also
not tiny for highschooler
fuck you it was a bad angle
people like it
maybe i am bitch (jk tho)
I was held back as a kid, it's possible
lmao idk if gypsies are ugly tho
thx but ignoring is for pussies
lmao
but larping him works at parties
kekk'd
maybe
lightskins are hawt
meant to say kissing lmao sorry it came out wrong
I'll never :) These comments make me wanna lift more, idc if keyboard warriors call me shit, everyone i meet irl says the opposite
you look straight up dead inside
Uhh yeah it was in the middle of a workout I'll admit im ugly in that pic
>Why do women like to be chocked?
>chocked
What did he mean by this?
>roiding for this
>tfw got a big tit submissive gf
>tfw she blushes when i look at her for longer than 3 seconds
>blushes when i kiss her
>homophobic as fuck
feels good mane
Just be yourselves bros.
Fake story but my highschool started mid august and late september was not uncommon for homecoming if there weren't any home football games in october
AHAHAHAHHAHA
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>25-30 year old virgin
>porn addiction
>cums in 2 strokes
nah man, more realistic he didn't cum at all. speaking of experience here
>claims to be "loser virgin"
>lost virginity at 18
>had friends, goes to parties, clubs, etc
Is this fucking retard serious? Kill yourself
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK
Post a pic dude let's see that sexy ass face.
Look man, in all honesty, you look good for an 18 year old. I'm Also 18 and dyel as fuck, so respect.
But Jesu Christe man, you gotta stop making excuses for LITERALLY everything. Just get so jacked no one dares say anything. Like Piana, God I miss that guys vids
I think I have some (30% maybe) of Chad potential in my face, can I still m-make it brehs?