How do I tell my coworkers to stop trying to rape my cutting diet by enticing me with free junk food?

How do I tell my coworkers to stop trying to rape my cutting diet by enticing me with free junk food?

>cutting in October
Feels good to be able to eat whatever I want within reason

t. skinnyfat dyel

My gf works at any huge research facility where if you don't come out and have cake on someone's birthday (and there is one every week if not twice a week) then you will be seen as a non team player and will be fired.
Normies don't understand that one piece of cake WILL hurt your diet and even if you are bulking why would you waste hundreds of calories of your macro limit to eat garbage food.

Say you're diabetic. Bam problem solved.

>claim to be diabetic to avoid cake
>have a cheat meal
>Hey user I thought you were diabetic

Now what?

>just a small slice please
>the sugar hurts my teeth
>oh come on guys, you know I'm dieting
>the doctor says I've gotta cut back on sugar or he'll kill my family

Don't emphasize that you're on a diet. Fatties/ normies will then get off on peer pressuring you to eat because they don't know that it's actually a big deal to you. Tell them that the food simply doesn't seem appealing to you and that you are uninterested.

>Option 1

No thanks

>Option 2

Bulk

> h-haha did I say diabetic? I m-meant autistic haha

This is what it's like at my company too. However I'm so busy with shipping and inventory control that I don't take a second break and can't afford to leave for birthday celebrations. I'm lucky to get cake on days I can or want to actually eat cake.

post bod

If they're women, you can't. It's in their nature to stop others from progress.

Eat in the bathroom you fucking normalfag.

That woman sounds like a class a bitch.

Totally agree though. Women fucking suck. This female coworker openly exclaimed that my office needs to "break" my diet.

Allergies

>take small piece
>eat half of it
>haha oh god I'm so full
>hey mate you want to finish that?
>played along
>even gave coworker some of your food
>be seen as friendly and care taking

Fucking pathetic, weakling. No discipline whatsoever. Do the world a favor and never breed.

Take a piece, part up with your fork and move it around your plate like you're eating, offload it to a fatty who has finished their first piece.

It's what anorexic people do.

Wet cake is disgusting. Why would anyone eat this?

>tres leches
>disgusting

not op but maybe you should stop searching for something abstract and focus on trying to be happy with what you got now

Just eat it you fat fuck

lel

have a (you)

Accept it, they wont shut up otherwise, or worse think that you think you're better than them and actively try to sabotage you (more likely if you and they are female).
You do not have to eat it, just dump it in the bin, down the toilet, or wrap it up in a napkin "for later"

If I'm bulking or whatever usually ill have a little bit of whatever they have, just enough to make them feel appreciated and to not have their egos damaged.

If I'm really not feeling it, or simply don't feel like having the extra calories I just say "i just dont have much of a sweet tooth" and most people actually seem content with that answer. I think generally you just have to find a way to say no without directly signalling to them that it's because you are successfully dieting, or at least trying to, because to most normies that comes off as if you are trying to assert yourself as better than them. Saying you don't have a sweet tooth or whatever just implies that sweet foods don't really appeal to you, so it's not that you can't or that you have the self restraint not to, just that you wouldn't enjoy that type of food anyway.

>t. autismo

But OP it's bulkin season

kek

>hi user, there's cake in the break room!
"Oh thanks, but I'm restricting my diet and I'm only eating what I brought for lunch today"

If they respond in a negative way that's on them. But they probably won't because they aren't goddam spergs like you

haha

>"Oh thanks, but I'm restricting my diet and I'm only eating what I brought for lunch today"

t. NEET

you would fucking know coworkers would do all to try to pressure you into eating that fucking cake

Yeah I'm aware

That's what I told them and they respected me. Sure there was a little more playful "oh come on you can eat a little!" But it's not like we had to fight over it.

>That's what I told them and they respected me.

your parents are nice people.

Say you're worried about high blood sugar. You can even lie and say your doctor said you're at risk for diabetes.

The fatties will feel superior because of their 'super healthy bloodwork' and leave you alone. Then you quietly get the last laugh when they die early deaths. Easy.

tell them you are having GI problems causing high degree of discomfort related to your bowel activity. You are trying an elimination diet

No i do not want any of your garbage cake thank you! thats all you guys.

tell them your blood sugar is low

They are testing your resolve. You should be thanking them.

KEK

Start bringing Tupperware into work everyday. When someone offers you junk food, accept it and put it into the Tupperware while maintaining eye contact. Feed it to your dog when you get home.

>kill your dog with chocolate

kek

Say some hippie shit like vegan, gluten, and soy.

>thanks but no, I'm a vegan!

>the doctor says I've gotta cut back on sugar or he'll kill my family
I'm going to start using this whenever people offer food I don't want

It isn't their responsibility to give a shit, it's yours. Deal with it fag.

If you look like you don't eat cake on some randoms birthday then people won't hassle you for not eating it. Fatties just don't like seeing other fatties opt out.

Step 3 clean the diarrea from floor, carpets and currains

kek