what's your inner monologue like when you're doing cardio or some lift that you hate?
today mine was
> great job man
> you're making it
> your squat increased by 5 kilos today!
> you're a true chad
> you're gonna reach the natty limit
> just a little more
> I'm proud of you
> you deserve that testosterone boost
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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>Just imagine how far the Romans had to march
>People my age were getting mowed down by machineguns
>tfw no gf
>maybe this is my thing that I just haven't discovered yet and I can become world famous with only my natural ability
>can't wait to take a nice shower and rinse all this sweat
>big tiddy asians
>keep going
>humans are the best endurance runners creatures on earth, this is the power of mankind!
>could fap when I get home but i'm not gonna
>bet you this person couldn't do this. fuck them.
>if the mongols came back for some reason I'd just run really far
>coming home to a gf that loves you and is proud of you and oddly turned on by you all sweaty is probably nice. I'll get there soon.
kinda doesn't make sense that she's so forward but she's stuttering user
Deadlifts:
>It goes
>It goes
>It goes
*Lift*
>Guillotine-Yuh!
Squats
>Fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this don't miss the rack
Bench
>Down-up
>Down-up
>Down-up
>Down-up
>Down-up
>Rack
OHP
>Lightweight, baby!
>You're king of the fucking jungle
>Look at that shit 185 overhead you could literally grab most humans and pull them over your head
>How fucking cool is that like cmon that's functional strength if there ever was any
Powercleans
>youtu.be
Running
>I mostly just think about World War I
>Constantinople
>Kosovo
she has an actual speech impediment dickhead
>Things are going to get much tougher when you apply for special force
>mind over matter user
I only do this with cardio, I can endure with no mental monologues all lifts. It goes something like this.
>PUSH PUSH
>YEAH
>*Whimpers very loudly since it's a home gym and I'm allowed*
>I hate this... I wish I was dead
>PUSH CUNT PUSH
>PUSH MOTHERFUCKER! (I say this one aloud)
>Whimper some more
>Reflect on life a while, thinking about the past
>PUSH PUSH
>*Autistically scream*
>Whimper
>Done
During Cardio it's usually like "only 9 more minutes. Now it's only 538 more seconds. You really can't run for another 532 seconds? In less than 4 minutes there'll only be 5 minutes left. You can definitely do that, and then it's basically over, right?" and on and on. Same with weights - "come on, just do one more rep" 5 times gets you through a set. The only time I ever get in to self-talk is when I'm really struggling with a last rep and it comes up all at once and it's like, "COME ON YOU FAT FUCK! Your dad was right, your ex was right, you're a fat weak little PUSSY you can't even finish your set!" Almost always works and when it doesn't I just run over to the heavy bag and bash it til I cool down.
>she couldn't make it to the gym today
>says she's got a lot on her mind
>I wonder if they're breaking up
>if you dont make it to the top of x hill by the time this song is over youre a massive fucking pussy
>dont look at the timer, assume youre slow and run harder
>is my form ok
>no breaks, if i was in a fight right now and i was this winded i wouldnt be able to stop
>or if i was in battle
>like a knight or a spartan
>their cardio is proably fucking amazing
>Guts wouldnt give up, he wouldnt even acknowledge hes tired
>if you give up now youll always give up
>what happens when youre tired and youre failing and youre exhausted but she needs you
>will you give up when she needs you the most?
>light weight baby
>light weight baby
>light weight baby
>LIGHT WEIGHT BABY
>damn that ass
>did she catch me staring at her mongo ass
>no way
>why is she looking at me
>do I look big? Yeah
>oh she's looking at the clock
>the you'll never get to fight for my God and country alongside my brothers in arms
>dang goku can scream for a while
>YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME WEIGHTO-KUN
>yeah you wish you could deadlift this pussy, see these fucking thighs
>yeah I'm natty
>damn that dudes fucking huge
>goal bod right there
>wonder what his chest routine is, or shoulders
>how long has been lifting?
>sick aesthetic
>wish my white chucks were that dirty
>are you already tired?
>jeez you're a fucking pussy
>if you were in a war you'd be fucking dead
>yeah keep going
>see you made it, didn't even "fall down" like the pussy side of you thought you would
>I'm proud of you
>now do it again bitch
>no you can't go home
>STOP BEING A PUSSY
>LIGHTWEIGHT BABYYYYY
>no you can't stop at 4 sets do the fucking 5th one
>congrats, finally done, see you tomorrow lad
Me during abs
I don't have any.
All I feel is rage lust and Thor sound of a woman moaning and saying either "harder baby" or "please, it hurts".
"Come on you fucking cunt" and other profanity.
I also imagine soldiers fighting in WWII carrying 40kg of equipment and remember I'm going through nothing compared to them.
>Imagine me squatting up and down with perfecto form, bc science
>LIGHTWEIGHT BABY
>Rich and Zyzz spotting me
>Imagine am lifting a bunch of feathers
>Thor
the
Ducking phone posturing
>Deadlifts:
>>It goes
>>It goes
>>It goes
>*Lift*
>>Guillotine-Yuh!
i do this too
>Must be able to do it
>Just one more
>It's not even that much weight
>God dammit how fucking weak are you
>Oh for fuck's sake
In my language, which I really only speak to myself and very few other people because I live abroad.
I don't necessarily have a monologue, I just kinda hum the USSR tune in my head and think about the previous compliments my gf has given me about my body. That's fuel.
Deadlifts
>her
Squat
>her
Bench
>her
OHP
>her
I'm surprised a variation of this hasn't been posted yet and I guarantee this applies to some of you.
If I'm struggling or I think I had poor form on a lift I'll normally add an extra rep on the end and say to myself
"And one more slow time for being a fucking pussy!"
All my inner monologue is critical and berating. It's what works for me. I don't do praise.
LIGHT WEIGH BITCH
Same. What branch are u joining user
she's from a cartoon, nitwit
m-mods
Is this pasta?
In an sincere old man's voice
> You can't run from this, son.
>Most humans weigh 185
I'm guessing you don't live in burgerland
running
>i wish i was swimming
>i wish i was swimming
>i wish i was swimming
swimming
>lap 4
>breathe
>lap 5 next
>breathe
>was it lap 4 or 5 fuck
>breathe
>let's make it 3 just to be safe
>turn
>now on lap 3
>fuck everyone
>I hate them all so much
>stupid bitch doesnt even deserve me
>you faggots cant stop me gonna get bigger and stronger than you lazy shitters
>fuck
maybe my friends were right and I kinda have a negative attitude
The Dumbell press and Incline Dumbell press section of my workout
>lifting to pharoah man theme from megaman
>you got this
>time to go to the larger dumbbells
>easy, you knew you were gonna get that one down
>OK back to the 60s for the incline
>first set great, don't feel weak now
>second set, no burn yet, come on, we're not failing a third session in a row
>third set
>easy
>easy
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK (last rep)
>barely eeked out rep #10
>mfw finally moving on to the next set of weights
You sound like a faggot.
fuck yourself
Don't buy a gun and get some help bud you are only hurting yourself nobody knows or cares about your rage
Former super angry dude
Cry harder, spergerburger
>fucking niggers
Kogasa is a very confused lady
add it to your list
>fuck everyone
>I hate them all so much
>stupid bitch doesnt even deserve me
>you faggots cant stop me gonna get bigger and stronger than you lazy shitters
>fuck post number 43072929 on Veeky Forums's Veeky Forums board especially
>fuck
bruh same
When I'm about to bitch out at 7 out of 10 reps
>"do it for the cardi bunny behind you man, DO IT FOR HER"
When i'm about to eat a conady bar or something sweet
>"You want that you fucking fat pussy, don't you? Go ahead and it eat. I'm sure not making it is totally worth the temporary satisfaction you POS
I'm gonna make, or kill myself trying
>weak
>never going to get better you loser
>everyone is lifting more than you
>even then women
>give up faggot
DONT FUCKING STOP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>my feet hurt
STOP MAKING EXCUSES
>ive ran far enough
YOU CAN STILL RUN MORE C-cunt
>can i slow down a bit?
Sure why not
"You fucked up everything else, but you can't possibly fuck up lifting a single object"
My inner monologue is entirely narrated by him.
>Best endurance running creatures on earth
Wat. What about Iditarod huskies that kill 10k a day in calories and can go all day. Or horses on the steppe.
Humans are good at endurance because of sweat glands but due to the adaptations creatures have larger ranges than us. But we got the brains.
I think i wasn't pushing myself had enough during my jog today because I was thinking about a tax rebate for most of it
It means that she's not used to being slutty but likes you enough to try.
>i look weak. my friends think i'm weak. when i put this on the bar someone even smirked.
>but i can pick it up this time right? even someone like me should be able to pick this up at least once. trying and failing is all i can do but can't i just succeed this time?
You too, since I meant kilograms
>what the fuck man
>ive been here for years now and I still look like shit
>why am I even doing this
>whats the point
>even if i didnt look like shit im sure id still be a austistic shutin virgin anyway
>ugh only a few more sets to go
>ehh that set set didnt feel right, fuck it im done with this particular lift for the day
>why did i have to be the one with shit genetics
>why am i so afraid to get on steroids
>why does everything have to be so hard
>why is life so fucking hard
>why cant i just be normal
>how come these random people come in here lifting like retards and yet look better than me in a far shorter time
>life is just unfair
>what the fucking hell man why is this weight so heavy it was light as fuck up until recently
>im done for the day fuck it
This happens often, been lifting for nearly 6 years now
Search endurance hunting. We used to literally chase animals until they collapsed of fatigue. Also you forget to take into account the fact that we can carry water, etc., on the go.
>if I do this I'll get my dick sucked eventually
I just think about all the pussy I’m going pound once the cut is done.
>I am the bone of my sword
>steel is my body and fire is my blood
>I have created over a thousand blades >unknown to death
>nor known to life
>having withstood pain to create many weapons
>yet those hands will never hold anything
>so as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works
Legit feel autistic whenever I say this in my head but it motivates me
I like to keep a clear head
So I listen to music with a lot to listen too
youtu.be
"You started so you could look like Spider-Man."
Patrician
Humans beat horses in endurance from time to time
en.wikipedia.org
And keep in mind that these horses are being directed/ridden and are pretty much peak fed/watered. Also keep in mind in the wild humans are much better at scaling obstacles (cliffs, hills, rocks, etc), and horses get a larger advantage from it being on a road
this thread has convinced me to imagine myself dying in a war next time I run
...
more like:
>you are disgusting
>you are soft and meek
>if you want any chance with that girl you NEED this and the results that follow
>try to enjoy the grind
etc. in that order
>taj osecaj kad
cardio:
i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this
lift:
okay five reps nice and easy one there you go two three four come on fucker five there you go nice job
Is deathgrips exclusively meme music? I listen to them unironically
>What's really holding you back is your own doubt
>You have the power to do this, I've sensed it all along
Something like that
>Oh man, I bet I look so cool
Every exercise.
>someone better exercises near me
>can't do as well
>'fuck, I bet I look so uncool'
>"lets go champ"
>"someone is working harder than you right now"
>"work hard now, reap the rewards"
or i fantasise about having sex with a girl
"Quit being a fucking pussy. This is little girl weight you weak piece of shit."
If you can do 5 reps "nice and easy" you're wasting time
Raise that to 8 reps
If you can comfortably do 9 to 10 add more weight
No
Music is music
Don't be autistic
I just scream out loud.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>HUH
>YUP YUPP YUPPPPP
>a low-pitched guttural YEEERRRRGGGGHH
>YEAAAAAAAAAAA-
>EAAAAAAAASEEEHHH
>if dogs and rabbits can jump through rings of fire, then surely I can do [X] which is comparitively a rather small discomfort
not just cardio, work, night, allways
>her
Who the fuck is making dogs and rabbits jump through fire? The Chinese?
i mentally repeat FORM! at every rep to force myself to do a proper workout and to not give up in that last rep.
I just count reps and concentrate on breathing to be honest
damn.
i am watching the last part of UBW right now user, godspeed.
>he doesn't know about the brave Japanese dog
>kys you weak faggot you'll never amount to anything no one loves you lifting won't get you anything in life this is the only thing you like and you're not even good at ityou failed this lift last week just let the bar fall on your neck and end it all you're pathetic
I think I'm too hard on myself
>you piece of shit
>fucking pussy
>no wonder she doesn't want you you're nothing
>lift more you faggot it's all you're good for
>pick that shit up already
>afraid of injury? you're alone anyway
>JUST FUCKING RIP IT OFF THE FUCKING FLOOR WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR KNEE YOUR BACK YOUR HANDS
>inner monologue
>not screaming that out loud
never gonna make it
I really hope so
Lifts:
>One
>Two
>Three
>Not in now, out
>Five
>Six
>Repeat as needed
Cardio:
>...
>[static intensifies]
>HOLY FUCK YOU FUCKER
STOP FUCKING PULLING RIGHT THE FUCK OUT WHILE YOU'RE CHECKING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CELL PHONE YOU FUCKING CUNT WHY DO I FUCKING RUN OUTSIDE!?
>You got this bro
>What would your waifu think if you pussied out
>Music fades in
>CCCCHHHSSSHHSHSSHHHHKKKKSHSHSHSSSSHHHHHH
>STATIC
>Music fades in again
>Good job
> gods don't get tired, gods die.
I think about zyzz during cardio
Fascinating.
When I lift I go all
>Come on you piece of shit, you got this
>There we go, do another
>The
>Body
>Lies
>You can do one more!
>Good! One more!
>Come on, one more for good measure!
With cardio I just think of how it will help me a get a east asian gf. In a country where those are extremely rare.
Damn I think about guts as well when I lift
LOL
lift:
okay five reps nice and easy one there you go two three dang is my form good three fuck yeah I'm amazing lifting this weight three four wait I think I double counted a rep four fucker five there you go nice job why am I so tired after four reps wait I did five I think
>nobody invited you to the party last week
>she rejected you because you're still skinnyfat
>your personality fucking sucks
>try to make up for all of it with your gainz
i want to die
>what's your inner monologue like when you're doing cardio or some lift that you hate?
grow grow grow
>LLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT WWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>yeah you wish you could deadlift this pussy, see these fucking thighs
I love you
It's like a shy gf trying her best to be dirty. Kinda cute in a way.
That's really something that is
Nothing but Yusuke clips.
Fuck DBZ, Yu Yu Hausho was the true Veeky Forums anime.