>Be Me
>Be 16 (3 years ago)
>Was over at friends house
>Friends brother comes home, friends with him
>one of them is qt 3.14 grill
>she also used to be my camp councelor when I was around 10
>Omg user you've gotten so big
>t-thanks
>do you play sports?
>no I just lift a little
>spend rest of the day with friend, friends brother and her
>she makes weird comments all day
>she actually said "i wish you were two years older"
>shit gets mad uncomfortable
>say i'm going home
>she asks for ride home
>she lives like three blocks from friends house
>give her ride home
>she gets my snapchat
>invites me in
>say my mom needs me home
>ok bye
spent the next week pissed off at myself for blowing the opportunity that had been just handed to me
>two weeks later
>at friends house again
>friends brother tells us he's throwing a party
>we were just in his basement playing gta or some shit
>brother asks if we want to come upstairs
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>about an hour later I had drank about 5 beers so feeling a little buzz(17 yr old lightweight)
>then she arrives
>female friend that ive never met with her
>omg user, your here
>proceeds to hang on my arm and do flirty shit all night
>Makes people guess my age (was fairly large for 17, 6'3" 200ish)
>most people know me so its awkward
>leave room to go to the bathroom
> while in hallway she starts talking to me again
>basically takes me to friends room and blows me
>feels good man
>when she's done make a joke about how she just comitted a crime
>she realizes
>starts to panic
>freaks out and begs me not to tell anyone
>say I wont
>mfw she confesses to my sister who was 22 at the time
>sister gets mad at me
>sister tells parents
>mom uber pissed at me
>dad actually impressed with me
>take away my car
cont?
Mires/stories thread
indeed
poop
Don't ask retard just post the rest
>so basically stuck at home
>get a snap
>guess who
>she says she's all sorry and shit that she got me in trouble
>say its fine
>says she wants to make it up to me
>offers to make me lunch
>say sure
>ride bike to her house
>she made some nice ass roast beef
>stay and watch tv
>cuddlin up to me n shit
>hands touches dick
>doesn't move
>eye contact
>we b fuckin
>no longer a virgin
>we do this for a couple weeks
>mfw everyone finds out
>parents flip shit
>had to ride bus for the rest of the year
>back to flip phone
>social life destroyed
dont put your dick in crazy
>
Seems like the parents were the crazy ones in that story. So yeah, don't put your dick in crazy.
>4 foot tall Latina at gym
>She asks me to spot her squats
Sure, just one more set
>Do 3pl8 rack pulls like nothing
>This is the mire part that I'm hoping happened while I was lifting and not paying attention to her please don't fucking ruin it for me you fucking faggots
>Now for her squats
>Uses the bar to quarter squat
>Not on my watch
>Teach her how to low bar squat
>I upped her to 55lb squats
She is like 70lbs so good on her
I want to take a bite out of her neck and throw her around like a puppet, but also, that's lewd and inappropriate.
Guess who's going to be a regular at that time now? This guy.
>At work
>Girl says I look wider, I look taller and I have a much thicker neck
>She's some 30 year old Jordanian girl who's ugly as hell
It counts though right?
your dads a cuck bro
don't turn into him when you get older
nigga they are crazy, go get you some pussy