Mires/stories thread

Lucky bastard

>hit the gym with buddy, head back to apartment with nice pump in a cutoff
>roommates friend I haven’t seen in like 5 months is there
>”dude you got big, like scary big!”
>says I look like the michelin man
one of the strangest yet best compliments I have recieved

>be me, over the weekend
>At qt3.14 grill I met at Tinder's house
>She feeds me some shots of fireball, we start getting frisky with Deadpool playing in the background
>Take off her shirt, play with her nips
>She takes mine off and pauses for a second
>"Damn, you're like... Super ripped... See that right there? (Motions to my abs and serratus) that's my fucking weakness"
>Receive blowjob
>Fuck her like a ragdoll

Feels goodman.jpg
Was a great night

Pic unrelated but was a nice shot I took today

I get guy 'mires all the time, women are mostly just really nice and go out of their way to hang out with me. Guys are the ones that say it though.
>earlier tonight, "I want to be like you bro, just get swole!" Those little comments are enough to keep me going, I have severe body dismorphia, I still see myself as a fat fuck. It's nice when people say shit, not so much when they are feeling you up.

go get em tiger

girl checking me out.
This is your coupon?
"niet"
she still using coupon.
"good"

That shot sucks mate, you need to balance out the white levels that the snow and light sky don't wash out the contrast of your subject matter, also your framing and depth of field leave a lot to be desired.
Congrats on getting your dick wet though.

>be me at the mall
>above average looking (not supermodel like lol)
>be walking around, came alone since I was near
>3 group of girls walking beside me like same distance/speed or W. E like exact
>note the mall was near closing hours and it was pretty empty we walked the same route for like 1-2 min till they leave Nd it was slightly odd lol

I'll take it as a mire lmfao

>tfw so t-rex mode women think your vision is based on sudden movement

post bod

>at the club
>drunk af dancing like a zyzz wannabe not a care in the world
>two grills find it funny
>dance with them
>one girl start grinding on me.
>lmao only dance move bishes know.
>spin her around
>she feels my abs.
>starts tongue fucking me immediately
>after 10 minutes of dancing she pulls me towards the exit
>deny her and go chill with my bros untill fb is ready to go home.

life's good. Unemployed with no education, but still pulling sluts left right and center.

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

bump

same thing happened to me but in a hs dance, didnt smash just like you, got 2 grills to grind on me, felt like zyzz

>be friends with girl for 2 years
>I've been lifting for a year
>girl is my date to a wedding
>share the same hotel room, I texted her I'm only getting one bed and she just sends back a ;)
>look good in tux, she compliments me and massages my arms/traps/shoulders but I don't really think anything of it
>We have a fucking gr8 time dancing and shit, she's feeling my chest and abs
>This level of touching has never happened up until this point
>When we get get back to the room she takes my virginity and we fuck like god damn rabbits
>Fwb for a couple of months now though she doesn't really talk to any other guys

Nice but your parents are insane

>be me lifting at small gym in town
>tanning/gym so weight area is down some steps and there are high windows looking out onto the street
>no one there but me and some older guy in jeans
>semi-qt in scrubs walks by bent over looking conspicuous as fuck
>think nothing of it
>continue dumbbell shoulder raises
>not three minutes later walks by again
>eye contact
>smile
>she walks off
Of course my regular gymbro wasnt there to corroborate the story to friends

Do it up bro

Veeky Forums ruined my experience with a qt3.14 Asian girl last week.

>Be me
>Just did a career swap four months ago from working at a high end grocery shop to working a fire department job
>Go back to said store to shop
>See Asian co-worker who I had a crush on
>short, small, black hair, you know the deal
>Ask her out to dinner
>She says yes
>Wewlad
>Dinner goes well, we get drinking
>Asians can drink a lot apparently
>She tells me she always thought I was super attractive because 'youre built like one of those Greek statues'
>No face to mfw
>Go back to my place
>Foreplay ensues
>She's moister than an oyster
>Contain my spaghetti and get ready for penetration
>Remove shirt
>She looks at me and says 'geez you really are big'
>Just as I'm about to go in
>I think of the Veeky Forums and /Pol/ threads
>Big guy for you
>Lift to save western civilization
>Who would win? Western civilization or an Asian GF?
>Images of bane and statues of Greek gods dance through my head as Macintosh s 420 plays in my head
>Hardly can keep it stiff, trying to contain my laughter
>She suddenly stops me, runs to the bathroom and starts vomiting from alcohol
>Crisis averted

I fucked her later that night but damn that was close.

She now has no respect for you because you pressured her into sex when she more than likely didnt want to.
Oh, and she only said those things because she was fucking wasted you autist

Almost everyday because I can feel when women gawk at me

What the fuck is wrong with your mom?
And your dad as well, if he's impressed why does still punish you?
If I were you I'd start bringing different girls home on a regular basis just to piss them off.

Kek same shit happens to me whenever an Asian hits on me.
>tfw White Nationalist
>Only Asian chicks like me

>do 3pl8 rack pulls like nothing

That's because that weight is nothing, user....

>be me
>Losing weight
>Trig class
>codeMonkeyMode.png
>After first couple of weeks notice the Indian girl keeps looking back at my friend and I.
>Happens for like a week
>Awkward eye contact
>Finally stop being autistic and sit with her after buddy drops class

Got her number and we talk every class. She still looks over at me a lot in class. First time ever had someone mirin. Gonna try to hang out with her after class soon. Wish me luck Veeky Forums