What have I become

Be me;

> Start on Fit in 2015, make 1/2/3/4
> Hire bodybuilding coach
> Was the skinnyfat miring all the QT "natty" bikini model gurls while skinny pressing
> Join Army
> Push through to 2/3/4/4
> Picked up to go SOF
> 2/3/5/5
> Commando.gif
> Return to gym on down time to chill with crew
> Bodybuilders happy I "Made it"
> QT girl comes up, miring my pecs
QT: "Hey user, you look great
Me: " Im not here for the cheesecake"
> Go back to pulling sets. Do not even hear the girl start to tear up.
> Gym goes silent as I finish
> Old BB Coach just stood there for 10 min. mouth open.

I have become Chad, destroyer of worlds. FML

Don't think I'll ever go back.

> Come back to

cool story

MY SWEETEST FRIEND

Why not just say "Thanks"

EVERYONE I KNOW

What does "I'm not here for the cheesecake" even mean?

You didn't embarass her, you embarassed yourself.

>"Im not here for the cheesecake"
what did he mean by this?

You're definitely not a full Chad. You're a Brad stuck between full Brad-ism and full Chad-ism. A true Chad would've just said "thanks" or something, and then just walked away or continued to lift.

Nice stats though.

Chad on Veeky Forums. nice RP bro

>I'm not here for the cheesecake
I know this is bait but i kek'd

GOES AWAY

IN THE END

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE OF GAINS

Have you not heard the song "I'm only here for the cake" ?

He's basically telling here he's not looking for someone to fuck.

I WILL LET YOU DOWN

I WILL MAKE YOU HURT

I wanna believe!

If that is true, then you are a monster
A shining pillar of hope!
You have made it!

This is just too good to be true.

>Was the skinnyfat
For the love ov god, post some pics before-after.

whats your program

pic pls op

>not giving her your garlic gun

IF I COULD START AGAIN

A MILLION POUNDS AWAY

Post pics so we can call bullshit squaddy faggot

>he got 2pl8 ohp before 5pl8 deadlift

cool story breh

Ok so now I know the urban youths use cake as slang for sex, but why cheesecake tho

a cheesecake is kind of like a braphog

FARTING ON THE SUN

I WOULD FIIIIND A RACK
FREE OF CURLS...AND GAYS

You ruined everything. Do you feel the shame? You should feel the shame.

You got body pics or nah

Cmon.

Post Pic !

>brad
since when are there layers to this shit

Since Veeky Forums

>he thinks Chad would be an asshole for no reason to somebody who said something nice to him
Kek, even if your stats are nice you're still a beta male. Good stats will never change that.

Chads are assholes by definition.

A lie the r9k virgins would have you believe. Don't swallow their propaganda.