Girlfriend just told me she wants anal

>girlfriend just told me she wants anal

Uh, what do I do guys?

make sure the strap-on is lubed

why r u asking us?
stop being a faggot how do u even have a girlfriend

Bend over

shes dumb and im fit

be a good boyfriend and offer to help

You can practice on me user

you really have one shot at it bro, make sure it's after she's pooped and showered, use lube, like you can't use too much lube, fuck her brains out with a thumb in her ass. when its nice and loose, go slow, it may hurt a bit, but just be easy with it. my wife wanted to try but didn't let me do any pre work or even lube, Just sat on my dick and rode me till I came, then said she didn't like it cause it hurt... missed my opportunity.

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Lucky dude. Mine won't even let me fuck her until marriage.

mormon?

a girl I was seeing begged me to fuck her in the ass raw, but I'm a germaphobe and the thought of shit on my dick disgusts me. She wouldn't settle for a condom so we didn't. We broke up soon afterwards.

fucked my qt gf twice with no condom, it was great but not as good as vag

now she thinks its degenerate and wont do it again, but i'm glad i got to try

> Fuck her in the ass.

But seriously

> Use shit-tonne of lube.
> Wrap it (for your peace of mind).
> Did I mention shit-tonne of lube.
> Bonus: ask her to do home enema.

Also

> She will probably chicken out anyway the second it gets unpleasant.

Devout christian. Cockblocked by a dead jew who croaked 2000+ years ago. Fuck.

just fuck her ass user, she's probably choked up some it's not a 8x8x8 shits in her time so your average sized cock wont be a big deal

Tried all that.

tfw your dick is too big for anal.

Dump her. Sodomy is a serious sin, user.

This.

Use an entire bottle of lube
Go slowly
Make sure arsehole clean beforehand
>don't be afraid to bite the pillow when she puts it in you

Don't use enema. Establish dominance and make her suck it to clean
If its true dry piss in her asshole

You thank god that's what

You're lucky.
Make sure she's clean, use a lot of spit or lube.
Use fingers first and insert penor gently.

>tfw drunk and fucking gf
>pull dick out and going to slide back in real quick
>accidentally miss and press on her asshole
>she just says “we’re gonna need some lube for that babe”
>I grab lube
>she lets me do anal
>let’s me do it a couple more times

I’m not sure if she likes it but she never stops me if I want it

It's never too big for anal