Embarrassing Gym Stories

Same.

>at gym
>chest press machine
>QT comes up and asks how many sets I have left
>say 20
>she gives me this confused/disgruntled look and leaves
>realize she said sets not reps
>she probably thought I was insinuating "leave" with that

Miscommunication feels

I once complimented a guy who did 27.5kg triceps extensions on the machine (it was the biggest weight on the machine) when I was a gym newb, thing was the guy was proper proud of it and told me I'd get strong like him if I worked hard

this isn't embarrassing
treating women like shit increases testosterone levels

Thanks guy, that shit gets me pumped up as fuck

>be 16
>lifted for like 2 weeks
>around 170/60kg auschwitz at time
>some huge dude wants to do incline dumbbell bench or something with like 40kg dumbbells
>asks me to push from his elbows to get the dumbbelss up
>try to push as hard as i can but 0 effect
>be embarrassed

His fault though, makes no sense to ask a DYEL who can barely curl 10kg to spot you. Retarded fuck

He was just trying to fuck your DyEL twink ass

>show me the money!
>you had me at hello!
>aaallrighty then
>I'm fuckin invincible!
>here's Jonny!
>*looks over at girls
>*hangs head low in shame above the steering wheel
>you feel it too, dont you?

Not those
Those

hello fello fa/tg/uy
I hardly ever see us faggots here outside of the fictional goal threads.

I prefer fi/tg/uy

same

>be 22
>back and leg day, do heavy squatting ass to grass
>went almost to failure, legs are tired
>decide to go shopping on way home
>couple kilos of beets, cauliflower and bananas
>spend too much time, late for train
>have to sprint to make it
>legs don't respond
>fall on my face in front of a cutie
>brush myself up and continue running
>fall two more times going up the stairs to the platform
>all my bananas are crushed
>made the train
>saved 15 minutes

>be driving to gym
>original resident evil remix album on full blast
>yelling along with the classic quotes, acting out the scenes
>look over
>suv with 4 girls all giving me "that look"
>realize my windows were down the whole time and everyone can hear me
>mfw traffic was slow and i had to drive next to them for another 10 min
>mfw my workout was plagued with the memory of my stupidity

> be DYEL manlet
> first time at the gym
> gym is full of 6'3'' roiders with cardio bunnies in yoga pants
> i do a 360 a leave the gym immediately because im a skinny manlet.

>go to gym
>the place is empty
>never anyone there
>home gym

>>be driving to gym
>>Insane Clown Posse on full blast
>>whoop whooping along to psych myself up
>>look over
>>suv with 4 girls all giving me "that look"
>>realize my windows were down the whole time and everyone can hear me
>>mfw traffic was slow and i had to drive next to them for another 10 min
>>mfw my workout was plagued with the memory of my stupidity

>at the gym listening to podcasts while I do my workout
>occasionally someone makes a joke that catches me off guard
>laugh like a dipshit out of no where
>people look over at me like wtf
>pretend I don't notice
>pretend I don't have peripheral vision for the duration of my time in the squat rack