Typical american work lunch

>american
>alcohol percentage and not proof
>measured in ml
>somerset cider

>Thatchers
>Microbrew

proof is a retarded measurement... it's literally just double the %
not that imperial measurements are any better

>Thatcher's Old Rascal
>U.S.

>cider with alcohol content on bottle
>american

HAHAHAHA, nice try, faggot

>made and sold in the UK

Yep

Wooden cutlery is banned in the UK due to causing splinters on tongues.

>alcohol
>typical American lunch

nice try but got dam those crinkle fries look good af

littlecherry.co.uk/Party-Tableware/Biodegradable-Cutlery/

Wouldn't surprise me though.

Thatchers is one of the largest brewery's in the UK m80, also shit

That is in Canada

Cutlery is banned in the UK due to BIN THAT KNIFE.

>Thatchers
>American

Okie dokie

Nothing like a Double Gulp to wash lunch down with.

I could keep a towel in that thing. Might actually be a good way to keep my car
\ gym bag from smelling like sweat?

Double Gulp is perfect size drink to prepare for all night sex.

Cool it with the anti semitic remarks

wow led

>\ gym bag from smelling like sweat?
unless you're washing your clothes everyday they'd reek of sweat whenever you went to the gym because they never get time to air out.

Euro here. Looks tasty as fuck. Would gobble up.

I don't think there's a conscious and malicious force behind it. I think it's the product of a bunch of corporations looking to make cheap fIllinois and addictive food and not caring about health; the only way for them to be competitive is to make their food as or more addictive then the competition who then do the same, and so on.

>pic related, the end result

I would not say this is typical.

As an isolated case, consider the diner being very active during the day and the calorie equation can work out. Also consider the fact
that shake shack patties are thin as fuck.

I do hope to god though this is a meal for two and lunch friend is just away from the table.

What you describe is it being a conscious and malicious force.

>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT*
>Here ya go, kid

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1.9

FUCKING

LITERS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA

>tfw no 17 y/o MySpace scene gf who will drink big gulps with me and cuddle all night after the 3OH3 concert

It doesn't set out to harm, but to profit and doesn't care if it harms. Gyms do the same thing but instead of harm it helps, it's just corporate behavior.

Work lunches are fucking ridiculous. work in an office with a ton of landwhales who keep telling me about how no matter what you eat or how much you exercise you'll get hit by the metabolism fairy and become fat at some point in your 30's, some of the people telling me this shit are younger than I am. I sit on my ass all day at work so my lunch is usually like 3-500 calories, I never go out because American restaurants and fast food joints offer nothing decent that is under 1000 calories. Today some of the fatties ordered Jimmy Johns to be "healthy," because apparently all that means is not deep fried. Most of them got footlong subs plus chips and a soda, because you totally need 1300 calories of fuel for lunch to sit at a computer all day.

>2 burgers
>2 fries
>1 drink
oh my sweet summer child. McDonalds had a promotion like this for football a year or so ago, the "tailgate" pack that came with 2 huge burgers, 2 large fries, and tellingly 1 large soda.